Thumbs Up For Away Strip - In Pink Village!

Last updated : 24 June 2009 By Footy Mad - Editor

The custard and canary striped kit, is seen as one of the fashion disasters of all time, but there could be a market for it with the gay community.

Gerrard Flipflop (male stripper in Pink Village): "I think it is very fetching, the sort of thing I'd wear for boys night out at Rockshots.

"It could do with a few flowers on the collar, but not daffodils ... we don't want it to clash, do we."

Percy Bendmeover: "I can't wait to see that lovely Mike Ashley wearing it at home games next season. Ohhh I'd give him one."

Yep ... and so would 99.9% of the season ticket holders at St James' Park - RIGHT BETWEEN THE F***ING EYES!