Ramos Has A One-Way Ticket On The Titanic!

Last updated : 06 October 2008 By Footy Mad - Editor
... saves the journey up to the cold Northy-East.

Yes, the winter is setting in, and Cocknies don't like "sitting inside a fridge" (the words from "I'm Coming Home Newcastle").

It looks like Kevin Keegan is set to return, and all the fun has gone out of taking the piss out of those daft buggers outside of SJP who want to get themselves on the telly.

The new target is Juande Ramos.

The Spurs manager saw his side slump to their third home defeat of the season against Hull, and now you must go back to 1912, the year the Titanic sank, to find a worse Tottenham start to a season.

But Ramos, who could cost Tottenham £20million in compensation if he was sacked by chairman Daniel Levy, insisted: "This is my job. I am the same whether we win or lose.

"Any decision on my future is not up to me but I am determined to put it right. It is my job, my work.

Spurs' last home league win came against Portsmouth in March and they have triumphed in just three league games since claiming the Carling Cup last season.

Troubled times in North London ... but you will see a very different type of journalism when they cover the crisis at White Hart Lane.

The thing about the London press ... they never "shit in their own nest".