Perch Would Struggle In Sunday League Football!

Last updated : 17 October 2010 By Footy Mad - Editor

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The signing from Nottingham Forest was so poor in pre-season fixtures we felt he "cannot possibly get any worse" ... but he is starting to prove many Toon fans wrong.

Ryan Taylor has been banging on Chris Hughton's door demanding to know why he has not been given the opportunity to take over at right-back in our St James' Park 'mini-crisis', and I'd pay good money to hear the excuse Hughton replied with.

But the Toon boss continues to stick with HIS signing. After all, he said the team cannot be regarded as HIS team until he brings in new players ... so Perch seems to be in the side to stay ... or at least until Danny Simpson gets off his sickbed.

The groans were loud and clear on Saturday when, after believing Simpson was fit enough to play, it was announced Perch was keeping his place.

And 'Charlie Boy' (N'Zogbia) took him to the cleaners - just as the 40,000-odd knew he would.

Finally, after 88 minutes, Hughton put the defender out of his misery and replaced him, and as it happens, we snatched a (very) late equalizer and the day was saved.

So what now for the former-Forest player? A spell in the reserves? Loan him out? Give him away?

Your guess is as good as mine.

But Hughton is determined to prove us all wrong - and frankly - that scares the shit out of me!

FIXTURES:

Sunday 17th October 2010  
Barclays Premier League 
Blackpool  v  Man City 16.00
Everton  v  Liverpool 13.30
 
Monday 18th October 2010  
Barclays Premier League 
Blackburn  v  Sunderland 20.00
 
Tuesday 19th October 2010  
European Champion Clubs Cup 
Bayern Munich  v  CFR Cluj-Napoca 19.45
Roma  v  Basle 19.45
Marseille  v  MSK Zilina 19.45
Spartak Moscow  v  Chelsea 17.30
Ajax  v  Auxerre 19.45
Real Madrid  v  AC Milan 19.45
Arsenal  v  Shakhtar Donetsk 19.45
Braga  v  Partizan Belgrade 19.45  

Wednesday 20th October 2010  
European Champion Clubs Cup
FC Twente  v  Werder 19.45
Inter  v  Tottenham 19.45
Lyon  v  Benfica 19.45
Schalke 04  v  Hapoel Tel-Aviv 19.45
Man Utd  v  Bursaspor 19.45
Rangers  v  Valencia 19.45
Barcelona  v  FC Copenhagen 19.45
Panathinaikos  v  Rubin Kazan 19.45
 
Thursday 21st October 2010  
Europa League
Man City  v  Lech Poznan 20.05
SV Red Bull Salzburg  v  Juve 20.05
Aris Salonika  v  Bayer Leverkusen 20.05
Atletico Madrid  v  Rosenborg 20.05
Lille  v  Levski Sofia 20.05
Sporting  v  AA Gent 20.05
Dinamo Zagreb  v  Club Brugge 20.05
Villarreal  v  PAOK Salonika 20.05
AZ  v  Dynamo Kiev 20.05
FC Sheriff  v  BATE 20.05
Palermo  v  CSKA Moscow 20.05
Sparta Prague  v  Lausanne Sports 20.05
Anderlecht  v  AEK Athens 18.00
Zenit St Petersburg  v  Hajduk Split 18.00
VfB Stuttgart  v  Getafe 18.00
Young Boys  v  Odense BK 18.00
Debrecen  v  PSV 18.00
FC Metalist Kharkiv   v  Sampdoria 18.00
Borussia Dortmund  v  PSG 18.00
Karpaty Lviv  v  Sevilla 18.00
FC Utrecht  v  Steaua Bucuresti 18.00
Napoli  v  Liverpool 18.00
Besiktas  v  FC Porto 18.00
CSKA Sofia  v  Rapid Vienna 18.00
 
Saturday 23rd October 2010  
Barclays Premier League 
Birmingham  v  Blackpool 15.00
Chelsea  v  Wolves 15.00
Sunderland  v  Aston Villa 15.00
Tottenham  v  Everton 12.45
West Brom  v  Fulham 15.00
West Ham  v  Newcastle 17.30
Wigan Athletic  v  Bolton 15.00 

Sunday 24th October 2010  
Barclays Premier League 
Liverpool  v  Blackburn 15.00
Man City  v  Arsenal 16.00
Stoke City  v  Man Utd 13.30