I woke up this morning and thought Newcastle was in the middle of an earthquake! But no ... it was just the whole of the country laughing at us!

James Milnerīs transfer to Villa may have started this bust up ... and Keeganīs sacking, etc ... but I bet the bugger is pleased heīs out of it!

It was the controversial sale of Milner - strictly against the wishes of Toon gaffer Kevin Keegan - which is understood to have sparked yesterday's farcical scenes on Tyneside.