Fabricio Coloccini says he wants Argentina boss (and professional cheat and drug addict) Diego Maradona to make a visit to St James's Park.

But the way Wigan's Henri Camara took Coloccini to the cleaners for pace on Saturday, I'm sure he was pleased Maradona was anywhere BUT St James's Park.

Coloccini and his countryman Jonas Gutierrez are hoping to be named in the squad for Maradona's first game in charge, the friendly against Scotland at Hampden Park next Wednesday.