He Ran Roond St James With His ....

Last updated : 21 September 2009 By Footy Mad - Editor


In one incident that takes some believing, Mike Ashley made Llambias run around St James' Park in the nude when the pair were worse the wear for drink.

And how can we forget when a Toon fan hurled a shitty pair of underkegs in Llambias' direction during the pre-season friendly at Darlo.

However ... that has nowt to do with Ashley's plans to kick the weirdo out of the club.

The Sunday Sun understands Llambias’s position is under serious review, with Ashley considering appointing an experienced football administrator to run United’s day-to-day affairs.

Llambias, who knows as much about football as the average Toon fan knows about stamp collecting, has been derided on Tyneside since Ashley’s reign turned sour early last season.

Mind you ... I find it hard to accept that Ashley is going to dump him because of the streak ... because it was Ashley who TOLD him to do it.

Perhaps the real reason is that Llambias is that thick ... and so up Ashley's arse ... that Ashley feels embarrassed he actually DID what he was asked!

Sunday Sun: Llambias has made a series of public statements this summer, starting with his insistence that he and Ashley wanted Alan Shearer “to be the manager 110 per cent”, which have undermined his credibility.

The final straw for some came with news of Llambias streaking across the St James’s Park pitch for a bet following Newcastle’s opening home game of the season against Reading.

United have now confirmed that a bidder, understood to be Barry Moat, has met Ashley’s £100 million asking price – three months after Llambias claimed “at least two” £100 million-plus offers had been received.