... "Danny Graham scored twice as Middlesbrough finally ended their long goal drought".
The on-loan Sunderland striker stabbed Boro ahead just before the half-hour mark - his team's first goal in eight games, totalling 12 hours 14 minutes - and then headed home a second just 16 minutes later.
Newcastle-born Graham was an Alan Pardew target before the Mackems stepped in and took him to the Stadium of Shite ... and boy were we lucky!
He took stick on Wearside for his love of Newcastle United, and the Great Uneashed piled the pressure on him from the moment he walked through the door.
It didn't help when he staggered through the season missing chance after chance, and was loaned out to Hull City ... who had enough of him and sent him to Middlesbrough!
Strikers thrive on goals - and he scored one goal in a staggering 48 games!
Until yesterday.
He scored, and 16 minutes later scored again.
You wait for a bus for an hour, then ...