The paper claims "Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp is planning a shock swoop for Newcastle striker Mark Viduka.
Don't Believe Viduka Rubbish!
"Redknapp wants to bring in another target man and he is weighing up a move for Australian international Viduka, who he'd like to bring in on loan until the end of the season."
The Australian, whose current contract expires at the end of the season, has been plagued by injury problems - his latest being a torn calf muscle.
He will be out of action until next month, is well short of match fitness, well over weight, and his career on Tyneside has just about ended.
Does Redknapp want him? Fingers crossed ... let's hope he gets him.
Viduka made his first start for six months in Newcastle's Boxing Day defeat at Wigan.
But he failed to finish the game at the JJB Stadium, with away supporters singing 'You're not fit to wear the shirt' as he left the field.