Alan Shearer said on MOTD: "We need a quality creative midfielder, and now!"
Kevin Keegan: "We need quality players with Premiership experience."
Right then, who can that be?
What about "experienced", "quality midfielder" Michael Carrick?
Oh yes and he's a GEORDIE! Cracked it!
"Lets say he has a £18m price tag ... and that's my work done for the day."
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