... calling for Mike Ashley to reconsider selling the naming rights to St James' Park.
David Clelland, MP for Tyne Bridge, said the name had been "an integral part of the city since 1892".
He said the stadium was symbolic of the game and its supporters' loyalty. The club has declined to comment.
(* Please note, we are not suggesting that Mr Clelland or any of his party have "fiddled expences".
Far from it. I'm sure he's a lovely bloke with a season ticket at SJP and Newcastle United at heart.
It's the other thieving bastards we are pointing the finger at!
Shame on you MPs for buying duck houses!)