Fearing the massive demonstration planned prior to Newcastle United's Premiership clash with Hull City ... Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley and Dennis Wise have decided to give it a miss!

The Daily Mail says it is understood that neither owner Mike Ashley nor Dennis Wise will be at Saturday's game, when protests against the pair are planned.

I'm sure Dennis 'The Little Shit' Wise will be fighting a dwarf taxi driver somewhere near Kings Cross, while Ashley will be stuck for a match ... as his 'proper team' Tottenham ... don't play until Monday evening (v Aston Villa).