Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Boubakary Soumaré Rejects Newcastle Move After Magpies Have Club Record Bid Accepted
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Newcastle vs Norwich Preview: How to Watch on TV, Live Stream, Kick Off Time & Team News
- Newcastle United Thu 30th January
Newcastle United in Takeover Talks With 2 Addition Groups Amid Interest From Saudi Consortium
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
Toon 0 Oxford 0
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Bruce Let's Rip!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Cup Has A 'Wonderful Presence'
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Do We Agree With Shearer?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Bruce Happy With His Man
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Rafa Set For Toon Return?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
It's Going To Be Difficult Keeping Him Happy
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
A Boxing Match Would Have Been Stopped
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Has Man Utd Talk Got Him Rattled?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
90% Certain Or 90% Rubbish?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Rafa Benitez Earmarked for Newcastle Return if Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Completes Takeover
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Remembering All the Times Newcastle Were Linked With Takeover Bids
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Valentino Lazaro's Agent Claims Client Wants Return to Inter Following Newcastle Loan
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Newcastle Plot Audacious £25m Loan-to-Buy Bid for Man Utd & Spurs Target Paco Alcacer
- Newcastle United Sun 26th January
Newcastle Open Takeover Talks With Saudi Arabia's Sovereign-Wealth Fund
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Jetro Willems 'Will 100% Return' to Newcastle After Injury Cuts Loan Spell Short
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Newcastle Complete Signing of Valentino Lazaro on Loan Deal With Option to Buy
- Newcastle United Fri 24th January
Newcastle United Keeping Tabs on Atlanta United Striker Josef Martinez
- Newcastle United Fri 24th January
Newcastle Agree Valentino Lazaro Loan Deal With Inter Including Option to Buy
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
How Newcastle Turnaround Shows Steve Bruce is Nothing Short of a Miracle Worker
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Jetro Willems Releases Emotional Statement After Season-Ending Injury
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Toon 1 Chelsea 0
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Playing It Cool During Transfer Window?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Papering Over The Cracks?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Lascelles Back To His Best
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Bruce: 'We Can't Push Forward Like Chelsea'
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Chelsea Heads Down
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Goodison Info For Toon Travellers
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Nabil Bentaleb Set To Sign!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Newcastle Closing in on Loan Signing of Schalke Midfielder Nabil Bentaleb
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Can Toon Get A Win At Goodison?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Everton And Toon Injuries Mount Up
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Ah Well ... You Turned Us Down!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Bruce Press Conference
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
More Take-Over Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Praise For Stand-In Defender
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Video Captures Alan Shearer's Wild Celebrations After Newcastle Stun Chelsea
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Newcastle Dealt Double Blow After Jetro Willems & Paul Dummett Ruled Out for Rest of Season
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Steve Bruce Admits Fears for Jetro Willems After 'Horrendous' Injury Against Chelsea
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Florian Lejeune Reveals How He Would Dispose of a Dead Body, Because Newcastle Are Odd
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Newcastle Boss Steve Bruce Given Go-Ahead to Splash Cash in January Transfer Window
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Newcastle United Eye Move for Out of Favour Inter Full Back Valentino Lazaro
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Newcastle Confident of Signing Valentino Lazaro on Loan & Retain Jarrod Bowen Interest
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Steve Bruce Reassures Newcastle Fans Transfer Funds Are Available
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Newcastle, Norwich & Watford Offered Milan Midfielder Lucas Biglia
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Newcastle Rumours Roundup: Interest in Wylan Cyprien, Ricardo Horta & Dwight Gayle's Stumbling Block
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Olivier Giroud Snubs Newcastle Switch in Favour of Serie A Challenge With Inter
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Wolves 1 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Almiron Making Good News This Time
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Toon GOALden Boy Knocked Off Top Spot
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Do We Look Down ... Or Up?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Perhaps Bruce Should Look At Wolves' Problems
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Bruce: 'We Lack Quality, Pace And Power'
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Certain Signing In The Summer?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Villa Want Toon Flop
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Bruce Meets Fat Boy
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Team News
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Aarons Ready To Drop In?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Bruce Already Looking To Round Five!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Lascelles Will Face Rochdale
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Can We Keep Super Stopper?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Colback Wages 57 TIMES What Longstaff Picks Up!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Steve Bruce Promises Investigation Into Newcastle's Staggering Injury Crisis
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Newcastle to Trigger Clause to Keep Federico Fernandez at St James' Park Next Season
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Wolves 1-1 Newcastle: Report, Ratings & Reaction as Magpies Frustrate Hosts
- Newcastle United Sat 11th January
Newcastle Prepared to Sanction Dwight Gayle Loan Move - Providing Future Fee Is Agreed
- Newcastle United Sat 11th January
Newcastle Face Big Decision Over Young Goalkeeper Freddie Woodman in the Summer
- Newcastle United Fri 10th January
Newcastle Told Ademola Lookman Will Cost More Than £22m
- Newcastle United Fri 10th January
Newcastle Close to Sealing Loan Deal for RB Leipzig's Ademola Lookman
- Newcastle United Thu 9th January
Wolves vs Newcastle Preview: Where to Watch, Live Stream, Kick Off Time & Team News
- Newcastle United Thu 9th January
Newcastle Eye Move for Ex-Everton Man Ademola Lookman to Bolster Attacking Options
- Newcastle United Wed 8th January
Newcastle in Talks With Galatasaray Over Potential Ryan Babel Move
- Newcastle United Tue 7th January
Rochdale 1 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Cup Hero Did It For His Mother
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Bruce Took It Seriously
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
This Tie Is Far From Being A Formality
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Bruce 'Our Frailties Are There To See'
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
6 Newcastle United Players Who Could Break Through in 2020
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
We Were Cannon Fodder For The Masses
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Greed Ruins Colback's Career
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
How Many Games Trigger A New Deal?
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
No Man Utd Offer
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Rangers Want Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Shearer Cannot Take Savage Seriously
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Rafa Could Get An Early Pay Off
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Toon In Shock Move For 36-Year Old!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Rafa Benitez Faces Loss of Funds as Dalian Yifang's Sponsors Pull Investment
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Nikola Kalinic Rejects Newcastle Move as Steve Bruce Admits Setbacks in January Window
- Newcastle United Sun 5th January
40-Year-Old Substitute Earns Dramatic Draw for Rochdale Against Premier League Giants Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Newcastle 'Sent Scouts' to Watch Rangers Captain James Tavernier in Old Firm Derby
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Toon 0 Foxes 3
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Rodgers Reminds Us Of Liverpool Defeat
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
No Glimmer Of Fortune For Sad Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
It's Gone From Looking At Europe To ...
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
No Lies This Time Prior To FA Cup
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Oh Those Memories Still Haunt Us
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Shearer v Keane
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
The Walking Wounded Named
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Willems - It Is New To Me
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Time To Buy?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Bruce - No Excuses
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Lallana Heading To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Toon Braced For Bid
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Why Vardy Missed Toon Trip
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Would Defeat Be A Shock?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Info For Toon Away Fans
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Jetro Willems Questions Hectic Fixture Schedule Amid Newcastle Injury Woes
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Steve Bruce Keen to Bring in 3 Players During the January Transfer Window
- Newcastle United Wed 1st January