Newcastle United Mad News Archive

'Complete Surrender' Says Bruce
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Guess Who Has Worst Record?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Carroll Can't Do It By Himself
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Man Utd Isn't The End Of The World
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Former England Man Defends Ramshackle Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Bruce Has Us Level With The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
More Difficult To Beat A Team Of Ten?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
No Complaints About Red Card
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
No Heart And No Fight
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Steve McClaren All Over Again?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Skipper Says It All
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Leicester 5 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Steve Bruces Newcastle are Irrecoverably Bad & Heading for the Premier League Trap Door
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Jamaal Lascelles Lambasts Terrible Newcastle Performance in Leicester Hammering
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Steve Bruce Admits Frustration With Newcastles Complete Surrender in 5-0 Leicester Defeat
- Newcastle United Sun 29th September
Steve Bruce Names the Player Who Left Newcastle in the Summer He Would Have Tried to Keep
- Newcastle United Sun 29th September
Peter Kenyon Confident of £300m Newcastle Takeover Despite Payment Structure Hurdle
- Newcastle United Sat 28th September
Joelinton Opens Up on Childhood Accident & Tough Journey to Becoming Professional Footballer
- Newcastle United Sat 28th September
Peter Kenyon Working With American Consortium on Fresh Newcastle Bid - But Dont Get Your Hopes Up
- Newcastle United Fri 27th September
Newcastle Takeover: Why it Is Far Too Early for Fans to Start Getting Excited
- Newcastle United Fri 27th September
Why Miguel Almiron Is Set to Be Dropped for Leicester Clash
- Newcastle United Wed 25th September
Andy Carroll Unlikely to Make Newcastle Start Until 2020 as Ankle Injury Issues Linger
- Newcastle United Wed 25th September
Portsmouth Fan Filmed Punching Police Horse After South Coast Derby (and Immediately Regretting It)
- Newcastle United Wed 25th September
Report Claims Newcastle Coaching Staff Were Not Convinced by Decision to Release Mohamed Diame
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Ashley Ambushed In London
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Pedro Takes A Hammering
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Could The Mackems Get Any Lower?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Longstaff Ready For Foxes Test
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Only Wins Will Change The Mood
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Bruce Blames Rafa Tactics
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
What Are You Talking About Bruce?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Bruce Is Safe - According To The Bookies
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Tough Trip On Sunday
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
One Win In Six At Home For Sad Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
It's Not The Worst ... But ...
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Strugglers Give Us Forgettable Draw
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Miguel Almiron Must Score Soon to Avoid Career Destruction at Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd September
Steve Bruce and Jonjo Shelvey in Heated Argument Following Substitution in Drab Draw With Brighton
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd September
Steve Bruce Sweating Over Fitness of Newcastle Star Allan Saint-Maximin Following Brighton Draw
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd September
Newcastle 0-0 Brighton: Report, Ratings & Reaction as Seagulls Fail to Capitalise on Dominance
- Newcastle United Sat 21st September
Steve Bruce Identifies Key Problem During Rafa Benitezs Newcastle Reign
- Newcastle United Sat 21st September
Injury Update on Newcastle Uniteds Dwight Gayle Ahead of Brighton Clash
- Newcastle United Fri 20th September
Andy Carroll Close to Second Newcastle Debut While DeAndre Yedlin Is an Option for Brighton Clash
- Newcastle United Thu 19th September
Newcastle vs Brighton Preview: Where to Watch, Buy Tickets, Live Stream, Kick Off Time & Team News
- Newcastle United Wed 18th September
Martin Dubravka Reveals Hes Close to New Contract as He Praises Newcastle Support
- Newcastle United Mon 16th September
Newcastle Target Sevilla Winger Rony Lopes as Steve Bruce Looks to Spend in January
- Newcastle United Mon 16th September
Financial Details of Newcastle Uniteds Puma Kit Deal Revealed
- Newcastle United Mon 16th September
Steve Bruce Confirms Sean Longstaff Training Injury Ahead of Liverpool Clash
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
Newcastle United: The XI That Should Start Against Liverpool
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
Update on Allan Saint-Maximins Injury Ahead of Newcastles Clash With Liverpool
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Arkes - Top Pub For Geordie Boys
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Slaven Bilic Reveals West Broms January Transfer Plans Amid Continued Dwight Gayle Interest
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
14 Home Grown Players In Toon Squad
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Atsu Looks At Himself
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Remembering What Ashley Said
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
As Boring As Brexit?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Will He Get His Chance Or Will He Move On?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Hayden - Time For A Break
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Fergie Could Have Saved Gazza From The Demon Drink
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Jetro Willems Provides Fitness Update Ahead of Newcastles Clash With Liverpool on Saturday
- Newcastle United Mon 9th September
Steve Bruce Provides Update on Andy Carroll as Forward Continues Return From Injury
- Newcastle United Sun 8th September
Jack Colback Set for Cut-Price Newcastle Exit in January as Contract Approaches Expiry
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
Newcastle Premier League Month in Review: August - Best Player, Worst Performance & Overall Rating
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
Newcastle United Set for Huge Squad Overhaul if They Avoid Relegation This Season
- Newcastle United Thu 5th September
Newcastle United Takeover: Talks Havent Stopped Despite Sale Speculation Going Quiet
- Newcastle United Wed 4th September
Steve Bruce Provides Injury Update on Dwight Gayle Ahead of International Break
- Newcastle United Wed 4th September
Steve Bruce Speaks Candidly About Local Hero Andy Carroll as Forward Recovers From Injury
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
Michael Owen Claims Alan Shearer Was on Verge of Liverpool Move as He Re-Opens Public Beef
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
Michael Owen Reignites Feud With Alan Shearer Following Damning Comments Regarding Time at Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
Owen Gives His Side Of Things About Villa Park
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
Big Sam Hits Back At Owen
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
Alternative Options To Joelinton
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
A Flop Already? Give Him Time
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
Carroll - No Date Yet
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
Anita On The Scrap Heep
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
What About Free Agent Ben Arfa Return?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
Aarons Failed To Impress Bruce
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
Want Away Star Heads To Italy
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd September
Good Start?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd September
Bruce Happy With 'Decent' Start
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd September
He Lives Under Pressure
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd September
Toon 1 Watford 1
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd September
Steve Bruce Names the Player Hes Been Pleasantly Surprised With Since Joining Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd September
Human Error Led to VAR Missing Handball in Buildup to Newcastle Equaliser Against Watford
- Newcastle United Sun 1st September