Newcastle United Mad News Archive

'Fat Boy' Gets Manager's Job
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
The Other Side Of The Fence
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Former Toon Striker 'Uphill Task'
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Rafa Happy With 3 Against 2
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Why Didn't Chelsea Fans Take To Rafa?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Pardew's New Job!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Interesting Fact About Former Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Rafa's 'How To Win The League'
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Speedo - Nothing Like Him
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
'It AIN'T The Best In The World'!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Miss Of The Season?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Carroll To Start Against Magpies?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Are We Better Without The Stars?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Are Results Easing The Pressure On Ashley?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Clark 'Honoured' To Be Skipper!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th November
Rafa Benitez Admits Every Game Is Like a Final After Extending Unbeaten Run With Win at Burnley
- Newcastle United Tue 27th November
Newcastle Coach Provides Training Update on Fringe Squad Players Performances
- Newcastle United Tue 27th November
Former Magpie Mick Quinn Critical of Newcastle Midfielder Following Narrow Win Over Burnley
- Newcastle United Tue 27th November
Newcastle Owner Ashley Puts New Spoke in Takeover Wheel After Refusing to Include Relegation Clause
- Newcastle United Sun 25th November
Rafael Benitez Suggests Forgotten Newcastle Goalkeeper Could Be Sold in January Transfer Window
- Newcastle United Sun 25th November
Rafa Benitez to Consider New Captain for Burnley Clash With Ki & Fabian Schar Set to Start
- Newcastle United Sun 25th November
Rafa Benitez Bemoans Injuries From Internationals as Left-Back Ruled Out for Burnley Clash
- Newcastle United Sat 24th November
Guillem Balague Confident Newcastle Can Agree Permanent Deal for In-Form Forward
- Newcastle United Sat 24th November
Rafa Benitez Set to Be Without Up to Six Members of First Team Squad for Trip to Burnley
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd November
Paul Merson Names the Newcastle Star Who Can Change Mondays Clash With Burnley
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd November
What WBA Need To Do To Buy Gayle
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Would He Sign For Albion?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Rafa Leaves Paperwork To Charnley
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Toon Great Passes Away
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Life Here Is Good - Says Ki
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Info For Away Fans - Burnley
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Geordie Accent Or Ashley The Reason?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
A Pund For A Ticket?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Janmaat - Toon Fans Moan Too Much!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
He Did What Beardsley Did!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Former Mackem Hails Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Watson On Life At Gateshead
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
A Step Too Ambitious For Monkey Hangers?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Rondon In Tears
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Newcastles Teenage Striker Attracting Interest Ahead of Potential Loan Move in January
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Newcastle Shortlist PSG Defender Stanley NSoki as Potential Target Following Paul Dummett Injury
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd November
Former Newcastle United Great Micky Quinn Claims to Know What Rafa Benitez Wants From the Club
- Newcastle United Wed 21st November
Newcastle Hoping to Sign Loan Star to Permanent Deal in January Window
- Newcastle United Wed 21st November
Newcastle Outcast Ready and Waiting for First Team Recall After Injury to Left-Back Paul Dummett
- Newcastle United Wed 21st November
Dwight Gayle Admits He Might Have to Move Again as Newcastle Future Remains in Doubt
- Newcastle United Tue 20th November
Newcastle Facing Selection Headache in January With Two Key Players Set for Prolonged Absence
- Newcastle United Tue 20th November
Newcastle Loanee Kenedy Praises the Magpies Faithful & Hails St. James Park as a Spiritual Venue
- Newcastle United Mon 19th November
Report Confirms Why Fabian Schar Didnt Play for Switzerland in Win Over Belgium
- Newcastle United Mon 19th November
Report Details Mike Ashleys January Plans After Failing to Find Buyer for Newcastle United
- Newcastle United Sun 18th November
Newcastle Outcast Set to Be Frozen Out by Manager Rafael Benitez Despite Injuries to Squad
- Newcastle United Sun 18th November
Newcastle Set to Offload Centre-Back Ciaran Clark to Fund January Pursuits
- Newcastle United Sun 18th November
Newcastle Dealt Major Blow as Paul Dummett Sustains Injury While on International Duty
- Newcastle United Sat 17th November
Report Reveals Dispute Between Rafa Benitez & Newcastle Board Over Salomon Rondon Signing
- Newcastle United Sat 17th November
Rafa Benitez Looking to Bolster Attacking Options As Newcastle Send Scouts to Watch Serie A Star
- Newcastle United Sat 17th November
Salomon Rondon Moves Family to Tyneside and Drops Hint About Potential Future at Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 16th November
Newcastle Outsider to Be Denied New Deal as Current Contract Approaches Expiry
- Newcastle United Fri 16th November
Newcastle Takeover in Doubt After Journalist Dismisses Claims Mike Ashley Was in the U.S. for Talks
- Newcastle United Thu 15th November
Newcastle Loanee Dwight Gayle Claims He Would Consider Making West Brom Move Permanent Next Summer
- Newcastle United Thu 15th November
Newcastle Midfielder Admits He Has Struggled to Get Back to Full Fitness After Spring Surgery
- Newcastle United Thu 15th November
Newcastle Linked With MLS Star Miguel Almiron After Agent Watches Bournemouth Game
- Newcastle United Thu 15th November
Reports Claim Erik Pieters Would ‘Jump at the Chance’ to Join Newcastle in January
- Newcastle United Thu 15th November
Rafa Benitez Gives Newcastle Midfielder a Second Chance Following Summer Demands
- Newcastle United Wed 14th November
Mike Ashley Reportedly Overseas to Hear Latest Offer for Newcastle Takeover
- Newcastle United Wed 14th November
Newcastle Loanee Dwight Gayle Could Be Set for Summer Return After Rediscovering Form
- Newcastle United Wed 14th November
Newcastle Forward On the Radar of Real Betis Despite Disappointing Start to Season
- Newcastle United Tue 13th November
Newcastle United Outcast Desperate for Move Away Ahead of January Transfer Window
- Newcastle United Tue 13th November
Mike Ashley Delivers Dressing Room Message to Newcastle Squad After Latest Win
- Newcastle United Tue 13th November
Toon 2 Bournemouth 1
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Kids On Wembley Trail
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Sorensen And Longstaff Too Good For Reserves?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Protest Goes To Ashley's Front Door
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Rafa Praise For His Striker
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Gosling Almost Hit Us Hard
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Cherries First Defeat At SJP Since 1990
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Toon Fans Get Out Their Passports
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Jamie Redknapp Hails Newcastle Strikers Recent Resurgence Following Consecutive League Wins
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Newcastle Loanee Admits Future Looks Pretty Bleak Under Rafa Benitez
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Did The Booing Do Perez The World Of Good?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Colback Doesn't Expect Call From Rafa!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Rondon The New 'Sir Les'?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Rafa Looks At His Notes
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Colback Praise For IRA Sympathizer
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Newcastle Considering Permanent Signing of Salomon Rondon With West Brom Desperate to Sell
- Newcastle United Mon 12th November
Rafa Benitez Very Pleased With Salomón Rondón After Newcastles Win Over Bournemouth
- Newcastle United Sun 11th November
Paul Merson Believes That Newcastle Should Take a Chance and Sign Blackburn Star
- Newcastle United Sun 11th November
Paul Merson Waxes Lyrical Over Martin Dubravkas Performance in 2-1 Victory Over Bournemouth
- Newcastle United Sun 11th November
Newcastle 2-1 Bournemouth: Report, Ratings & Reaction as Rondón Brace Seals Win for the Magpies
- Newcastle United Sat 10th November
Newcastle Player Close to Recall as Rafa Benitez Hails Him as One of the Best in Training
- Newcastle United Sat 10th November
Newcastle Midfielder Insists He Is Happy at St James Park Despite Reported Summer Interest
- Newcastle United Sat 10th November
Newcastle Defender Back in Training Months Ahead of Schedule After Long-Term Injury
- Newcastle United Fri 9th November
Rafa Benitez Admits Surprise at Strikers Performance in Training Ahead of Bournemouth Clash
- Newcastle United Fri 9th November
Florian Thauvin Reveals the Reasons Behind Controversial Exit From Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 9th November
Rafa Benitez Hints That Talented Teenager Could Get First Team Call-Up if Good Form Continues
- Newcastle United Fri 9th November
Newcastle vs Bournemouth Preview: How to Watch, Kick Off Time, Recent Form, Team News & More
- Newcastle United Thu 8th November
Newcastle United Prepared to Let Two Players Leave St James Park in January
- Newcastle United Thu 8th November
Newcastle Linked With January Move for Bologna Playmaker as Rafa Benitez Looks to Add Reinforcements
- Newcastle United Thu 8th November
Skipper Committed To Future At SJP
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd November
Fans Unhappy About Ashley Praise
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd November
Rondon To Start?
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd November
Rafa Protects Failing Star
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd November
Toon Kids Hammer Man Utd
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd November
Lascelles Under The Cosh
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd November
Protests Planned
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd November
Team News
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd November
Captain Jamaal Lascelles Signs New Six-Year Contract With Relegation Threatened Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 1st November