Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Mitro Returns - Team News
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Scouse Boo-Boys Want Him Out
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Toon v Reds - Facts And Figures
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Klipperty Hits Out At SKY TV
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Rafa - 'Klopp Will Be A Success'
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Rafa On Coutinho
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Klopp - 'We Beat Rafa 5-0'
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Minute's Applause For Freddy
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Help Wanted With Flags
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Shearer-Man Utd 'We've Heard It All Before'
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Sissoko Hails Mighty Rafa
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Rafa 'This Is A Big Game For Me!'
- Newcastle United Fri 29th September
Krul Wants Toon Return!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th September
Freddy Shepherd R.I.P.
- Newcastle United Wed 27th September
He Will Be Back In Jail Before Long!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th September
Scousers Want Klipperty To Attack Toon
- Newcastle United Wed 27th September
Brighton Contest Charge
- Newcastle United Wed 27th September
Pedro Praises Striker
- Newcastle United Wed 27th September
Beardsley Wanted To Be On The Pitch
- Newcastle United Wed 27th September
Ashley Profits Plunge
- Newcastle United Wed 27th September
OMG Those Poor Mackems!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th September
Rafa Happy At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th September
Brighton 1 Newcastle 0
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Toon Drop After Exciting Weekend
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Former Toon Player Blasts Lack Of Effort
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
'That' Fight!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Nobby In Line For Manager Job
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Post Match Reaction
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Rafa Says Goal Should Not Have Stood
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Could West Ham Tempt Rafa?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Colback Returns!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Relying On Set-Pieces Is A Dodgy Game!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Joselu Hasn't Been A Regular Scorer For Years!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Victory For Mr Nice Guy
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Ritchie Wobble
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
TV Harming The Game
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Ashley To Sell?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th September
Its time to make new memories says Newcastle winger Matt Ritchie
- Newcastle United Mon 18th September
Newcastle captain Jamaal Lascelles plays down goalscoring heroics
- Newcastle United Sun 17th September
Should Players Be 'Encouraged' With Bonus Payment?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Not Creating Chances?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Ex-Player Hails Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Hughes Wants To Keep Fans Quiet
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Rafa Back In The Dug-Out
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Give Me Strength - WTF?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Stoke Skipper To Sit Out SJP Fixture
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Ashley Cost Toon European Football
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Rafa Can Do Better Job Than Hughes
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
You Get Carroll - You Get Problems
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Is Joselu Changing Opinion?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Rafa Convinced Striker To Sign
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Poor Support For Stoke
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Lascelles Transfer Fee Rises If He Signs
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
How Good Is Shelvey?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th September
Should We Have Re-Signed Him?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th September
Shelvey Stars For Stiffs
- Newcastle United Wed 13th September
Three Prem Wins - First Time In Three Years?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th September
Rafa To STAY!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th September
Geordie Boy Sinks Mackems!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th September
Former Toon Player Arrested
- Newcastle United Wed 13th September
Newcastle owner Mike Ashley agrees end-of-season bonus deal with players
- Newcastle United Wed 13th September
Rafael Benitez will be back in Newcastle dugout after returning to work
- Newcastle United Tue 12th September
Ayoze Perez happy for Newcastle players to surprise teams doubters
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Swansea 0 Newcastle 1
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Swansea Boss Shocked By Toon Performance
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Rafa Phones The Boys
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
The Mentality Of A Club Owner!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Ritchie Top Name On Shirts
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Rafa First To Go?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Klipperty Klopp Worse Record Than Rafa
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
New Deal And England Place For Lascelles
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Only As Good As Your Last Game?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
An Amazing Stat About The Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Former Ref On Ritchie Tackle
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
What Transfer Deadline Means To The Players
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
No Travel Sickness For Perez
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
It's Still Rafa's Win Despite Missing The Game
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Moreno Happy With 100% Record
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Perez STILL Getting Stick!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Pundit Says 'Red Card'!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
New Sponsor For Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Shelvey Plays With Reserves Tonight
- Newcastle United Mon 11th September
Benitez to miss Swansea game after operation
- Newcastle United Sun 10th September
Jamaal Lascelles stars at both ends as Newcastle beat Swansea
- Newcastle United Sun 10th September
Newcastle goalkeeper Rob Elliot feels mentally stronger after injury battle
- Newcastle United Sat 9th September
Newcastle will manage without Rafa insists coach Paco de Miguel
- Newcastle United Fri 8th September
Newcastle could face Swansea trip without Rafael Benitez
- Newcastle United Thu 7th September
Three Reasons To Be Cheerful
- Newcastle United Wed 6th September
Warning For Rafa
- Newcastle United Wed 6th September
Great News For Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Wed 6th September
Ashley Has Ambition ... But Not In NUFC!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th September
Big Doubt For Sunday!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th September
Lucky Escape For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th September
The Player Who Told The Truth About Ashley
- Newcastle United Wed 6th September
Ritchie Outsells Ronaldo!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th September
Benitez hopes to be in Newcastle dugout against Swansea after undergoing surgery
- Newcastle United Wed 6th September
Rafa Showing 'Interest' In West Ham Job?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Ashley Puts Rafa On The Spot
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Others Sticking Their Neb In!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Goal Posts Have Been Moved
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Rafe Is 'No-One's Fool'!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Goalkeeper Business
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Where Does Colback Go Now?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
The One Position That Haunts Rafa!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Gayle's 'Mental' Problem?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Will Rafa And Fat Boy Kiss And Make Up?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Is Mitro Worth The Effort?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Is Shelvey First Choice?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Is Barlaser Good Enough?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Krul Will Always Be A Toon 'Great'
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Who Was This 'Un-Named' Player?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd September
Benitez masterplan goes unfulfilled as Newcastle fail to land transfer targets
- Newcastle United Fri 1st September