Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Toon Transfer News
- Newcastle United Fri 30th June
Rafa Wants Hamburg Midfielder
- Newcastle United Fri 30th June
Woody Gets New Position
- Newcastle United Fri 30th June
Beardsley Leads Team In Cup
- Newcastle United Fri 30th June
Mackems Get Fifth Rate Boss!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th June
Ashley Keeps Rafa Waiting!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th June
Hanley For Sale
- Newcastle United Fri 30th June
Toon Sell Defender
- Newcastle United Tue 27th June
Rafa Rumours A Joke
- Newcastle United Tue 27th June
Rafa Still Doesn't Trust Him
- Newcastle United Tue 27th June
Is Ashley Penny-Pinching AGAIN?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th June
Quinny Calls Player 'Weak'
- Newcastle United Tue 27th June
Will Ashley Break 12 Year Record?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th June
6th Manager To Turn Down Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th June
Toon Want Boro Winger
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd June
Pardew For Sunderland? No Way!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd June
Sels Moves Out On Loan
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd June
Mackems Open The Season
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd June
Ashley V The Tax Man
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd June
Did Injury Ruin His Career?
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd June
Would You Welcome Standing At SJP?
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd June
Ashley Ends Ties With Rangers
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd June
Toon To Play VfL Wolfsburg
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd June
One Player Back Two Weeks Early
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd June
Chief scout Graham Carr leaves Newcastle
- Newcastle United Wed 21st June
Newcastle closing in on Florian Lejeune deal
- Newcastle United Tue 20th June
Bring On Spurs!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th June
Mitro For Burnley?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th June
Toon Heading To Jockoland
- Newcastle United Mon 19th June
34 Players Too Many For Squad Numbers
- Newcastle United Mon 19th June
Ashley Always Leaves It Late!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th June
Swansea Tipped To Get Toon Target
- Newcastle United Mon 19th June
TV To Rip Apart The Fixtures
- Newcastle United Mon 19th June
Wishful Thinking From Toon Legend
- Newcastle United Mon 19th June
Ashley Looking For Offer He Can't Refuse
- Newcastle United Tue 13th June
Ashley Ponders Future
- Newcastle United Tue 13th June
Mitro Knows The Score
- Newcastle United Tue 13th June
Sammy Moves On
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
Abraham Still Not Sure About Toon Move
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
Doe Rafa See A Future In Mitro?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
Krul On His Way To Belgium?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
Fulham Warn Off Rafa
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
Season Ticket Sales
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
Mackems Get 93.7m For Relegation!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
Think About It Cole!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
Freddie Woodman Wants No 1 Shirt
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
Jambos For Toon Fixture!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
New Smog Boss Doesn't Like Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
Sorry Vurnon But You Were Never Good Enough
- Newcastle United Mon 12th June
Pepe To Make Decision
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Villa Want Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Napoli Want Toon Striker!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Paul Dummet U-Turn!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Rafa Will Fight For 'Everything'!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Ranger In More Trouble!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Luca Caldirola Snubs Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Mitro To Leave!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Sorry But Tiote Shirt Should Stay
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Barnes Wants Toon To Go Defensive!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Odds Favour Toon To Miss Relegation Battle
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Former Toon Striker Hopes For England Defeat
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Ashley Launches Legal Challenge
- Newcastle United Thu 8th June
Reina Gets Praise (Again) From Rafa
- Newcastle United Tue 6th June
Player Longs For Europe
- Newcastle United Tue 6th June
Is Bradford Our Level?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th June
What A Catch He Would Be!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th June
Will Rafa Call Time On ...
- Newcastle United Tue 6th June
Remembering The Guy And THAT Goal!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th June
Seriously - Is He Better Than What We Have?
- Newcastle United Thu 1st June
It's Time To Take Money For Aarons
- Newcastle United Thu 1st June
Rafa Target Waits For Offer
- Newcastle United Thu 1st June
God Knows What These Idiots Will Come Up With!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st June
World Cup Joy For Toon Players
- Newcastle United Thu 1st June
Toon Player 2nd Fastest In World?
- Newcastle United Thu 1st June
Algerian To Sign For Toon?
- Newcastle United Thu 1st June
30m Owed To Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 1st June
Shay Says Forget About A New Keeper
- Newcastle United Thu 1st June
Grass Ain't Always Greener
- Newcastle United Thu 1st June
Most Toon Fans Happy With Outcome
- Newcastle United Thu 1st June