Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Palace Say 'Cough Up If You Want Townsend'
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Oxford 3 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Toon Player Admits 'It Was Shocking!'
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Toon Crash Out In Humiliation!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Give Fans Their Money Back!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Worst Newcastle Team Selection EVER?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Hughes Looking To Celtic
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Wolves Want Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Mitro Couldn't Give A Toss!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Fat Sam Wants Mbemba!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Beating Toon Better Than Beating Arsenal?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Oxford Utd 3-0 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sat 28th January
Lascelles Hails The Boss
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Former Toon Striker Told To Leave!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
What Toon Fans Can Expect At Oxford
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Ex-Toon Star Signs New Deal
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Taylor Finds New Club
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Stam Hits Out At 'Big Money' Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Toon Go Brazilian!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Yedlin Doesn't Want Second Spot
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Darlow Can Forget Cup Call Cup
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Toon Reserves To Face Oxford!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Palace Insist Townsend Is Staying!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Rafa Has No Interest In Fa Cup!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Toon 'A Different Club'
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Carroll On Form
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Rotherham Robbed Of Penalty?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Sammy's Chance To Stay At Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Darlow Gaff Then Huge Save
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
£3m For Townsend As Down Payment
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Rafa 'Heading In Right Direction'
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
'We Are Top Of The League, Say ...'
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Toon 4 Rotherham 0
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Newcastle 4-0 Rotherham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 21st January
Toon Drop Out Of Top 20 High Earners
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Toon 3 Brum 1
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Toon Go Marching On
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Should Shelvey Stay Captain?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
NUFC Concern For Traveling Fans
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Revised Cup Draw
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Toon Put Mackems In The Shade!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Rafa Goes Cap-In-Hand To Charnley
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Zola Hails Toon Star
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
The Man Is BACK!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Jonjo Shelvey helps steer Newcastle past Birmingham in FA Cup replay
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Newcastle 3-1 Birmingham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Barton Laughs As Mackems Crash Out
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Rafa Didn't Bond With Players
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Spireites Name Ex-Toon Defender As Manager
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Perez Claims Championship Is Tougher Than PL
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Rafa Admits Ashley System Is 'Tricky'
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
THREE times More Mags Than Mackems
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Don't Expect A Strong Side Tonight
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Forest Sack Gaffa!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Rafa Faces Up To Life Without Gayle
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Brentford Boss Blames The Referee
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Sammy Set To Get The Call For Cup Tie
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Coppinger - The Kid Who Found The Right Club!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Carroll Wonder Goal Better Than Rooney's?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Toon Rise To The Top
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Ashley Returns And Puts Carr Back In Control!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Bees 1 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Townsend Toon Return?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Brum 1 Newcastle 1
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
Brentford 1-2 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
Bees v Magpies - Team News
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
Dimitar Berbatov For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
We Hammered Them Last Time
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
Krul 'Too Optimistic'?
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
Bantams Snap Up Newcastle Winger!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
Rafa Didn't Replace Shelvey
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
Winger Heading To Turkey?
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
Tiote Lost Heart At Newcastle Years Ago!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
More Than One Skipper At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
Rafa Looking At Stats
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
Rafa Thinking Big
- Newcastle United Sat 7th January
Birmingham 1-1 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sat 7th January
Toon Can't Field Sammy
- Newcastle United Sat 7th January
Big Sam Gets Boost From Former Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Sat 7th January
Blast For 'Lazy' Saivet
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Cobblers Want Toon Striker Back
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Brum Run Down For Toon Followers
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
The Last Time We Met ...
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Gazza Back In Rehab
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Mitro Gets The Nod
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Ewood Park Was Perfect For Mitro!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th January
Murphy Or Mitro?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th January
Pardew To Land Hull Job?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th January
Former Toon Skipper Lands Job
- Newcastle United Wed 4th January
Toon Recall Loan Star!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th January
Rafa Shocked!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th January
Blackburn 1 Newcastle 0
- Newcastle United Wed 4th January
Will Brighton Pip Toon To Title?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th January
Blackburn 1-0 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd January
I Won't Comment ... But Then Again ...
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Chasing Pack Slip Up
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Toon Make Move For Everton Midfielder
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Toon 3 Forest 1
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Gayle Just One Goal Away
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January