Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Coventry Get Sterry
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
Homeless Armstrong Moves On - AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
Ashley Tells Spurs To Cough Up!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
Everton Want Sissoko!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
Another 'Waste Of Space' Pushed Out
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
Burnley Open To Tiote Talks (If He Drops His Wages)
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
Riviere Goes To Spain
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
Mackem Money Going To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
Have Toon Got A Genius?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Have Newcastle Done Good Business?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Wijnaldum: 'Newcastle Bigger Than Everton!'
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Is There Any Way Back For Sissoko?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Toon 2 Brighton 0
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Toon Move Into Play Off Place
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
33 Year Old 'Bargain Bin' Signing
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Team News Toon v Brighton
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Aarons 'Made Of Glass'
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Hughton Won't Dwell On Toon Injuries
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Why On Earth Is Krul Loaned To Ajax?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Brigi Given Every Chance And He Blew It!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
CL Draw
- Newcastle United Thu 25th August
Wolves Come To SJP In Cup Draw
- Newcastle United Thu 25th August
Toon Defender Signs
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
What A Load Of DROSS We Bought!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Janmaa Joins WATFORD!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Hughton Not Bitter!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Krul Goes To Ajax - WTF Is Rafa Playing At?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Toon Avoid Banana Skin
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Saivet Returns To France
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Mbabu Returns To Switzerland
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Toon 2 Cheltrnham 0
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Newcastle 2-0 Cheltenham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
Rafa 'Important Step Forward'
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Bristol City 0 Newcastle 1
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Jesus Slacking Off In Training?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Haller Bound For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Rafa To Sell Krul To Ajax!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Toon After Mackem?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Toon Jump To 7th In Table
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
The Other Side Of The Fence
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Janmaat Off To west Ham?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
We Bought A Knacker - Then Bought His Brother!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Clark Wants To Fight For Place
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Jenas - Toon Must Bring In Class Striker
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Toon Sign A Star?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Fans Hate Towards Sissoko!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Toon Travellers Heading To Bristol
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
How Can Toon Keep Sissoko Now?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Well Done From Guess Who!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Gayle 'Tap Ins Are My Favourites'
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Lascelles Deserved To Be Dropped
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Stam - Reading Were Better Team!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Important Win? They Are ALL Important!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
City Ready For Toon Invasion
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Rafa Sprung A Surprise
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Rafa's Revolution Begins
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Toon 4 Reading 1
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Newcastle 4-1 Reading- Match Report
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
Top Of The Table ... But It Ain't Us!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Rafa Faces Up To Life At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Toon Flop Heads To Marseille In Rip-Off Deal!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Were Flags Stolen Or Just 'Cleared Away'?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Sissoko Has To Earn His Wages!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Toon Crash In Front Of Full House
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Toon 1 Huddersfield 2
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Mr Unpopular To Return?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Gayle Up For Test
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Newcastle 1-2 Huddersfield- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Diame Gets Number
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Fans Are Important - Benitez
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Madrid Never Wanted Sissoko!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Sissoko Has Dig At Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
Have We Seen The End Of French Star?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
Liverpool Sign Former Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
Aarons Gives On Playing For Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
Lascelles Cannot Believe Honour
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
Toon Want Anderlecht Striker
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
Newcastle v Cheltenham Cup Draw
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
The Usual 'Learn From Defeat' Excuse
- Newcastle United Tue 9th August
Haris Vuckic Could Become Free Agent
- Newcastle United Tue 9th August
Toney Joins The Other 'Flops'
- Newcastle United Tue 9th August
Yanks Got A 'Gem' In Taylor!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th August
Santon Fails Medical!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th August
Toon Want Everton Kid
- Newcastle United Tue 9th August
Benitez Struggles With Transfer Ins-And-Outs
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Fulham Only Spent £7m In Transfers
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
How Bad Was That?
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Toon Rubbish AsThey Suffer Defeat!
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Did We Expect Someone Better Than Clark?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Mystery Club(s) Try To Sign Perez
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
How Many Games Before Taylor Is Injured?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Hull Hero Signs For Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Lascelles Gets Arm Band
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Top Earners Go At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Newcastle's New No 9
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Toon Parasite Leaves The Club!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Krul Still No 1
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Madrid Deal Was Always A Load Of Balls!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August