Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Benitez Never Happy
- Newcastle United Sun 31st July
Benitez Coy On Wijnaldum Transfer
- Newcastle United Sun 31st July
York Shock Toon Kids
- Newcastle United Sun 31st July
Cheick Tiote On His Way This Week?
- Newcastle United Sun 31st July
Thauvin Biggest Parasite Since Owen?
- Newcastle United Sun 31st July
Toon 3 Vitesse Arnhem 2
- Newcastle United Sun 31st July
Grant Hanley Wants Fulham Start
- Newcastle United Sun 31st July
Sissoko No Show!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Toon Defender Injured!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Darlow No 1?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Carlisle Sign Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Sissoko - WBA Or Real Madrid (LOL)
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Who In Their Right Mind Would Take On ...
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Southend 0 Newcastle Utd 2
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Thauvin Set For Move
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Perez For Barca - Really?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Has Anita 'Arrived' Yet?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Good News For Curtis?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Mackems To Sign Former Toon Winger!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Benitez Knocks Back Offer!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Toon Defender Puts In The Graft
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Benitez No Regrets Losing Wijnaldum
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Benitez Questions Performance
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Toon Class!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Lokeren 0 Newcastle Utd 4
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Toon Sell Out Tickets!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd July
Will Penny Drop With 'Lazy' Shelvey?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd July
Are Real Madrid THAT Stupid?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd July
Wenger Feels Hayden Isn't Quite A Gunner
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd July
What Can Klopp Expect From Wijnaldum?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd July
Moyes Snubbed Toon But Takes Over At Sunderland
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd July
Old 'Broken Nose' Bites The Dust
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd July
McClaren Ans Sissoko Get Abuse!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Donny 2 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Wijnaldum Signs For Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Sissoko Return Or Off To Juventus
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Toon Flop The Star Of Ibrox?
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Harper Adds His 10p Worth
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Special One Hails Former Toon Boss
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Signed And Delivered!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Former Toon Boss For England Job!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Wijnaldum Left On The Shelf?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Is Hanley The Answer To Rafa's Wishes?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Toon Sign Hanley For £5.5m
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Toon To Ditch Wonga?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
New Name For St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
33,000 Back Rafa
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Info For Donny Tonight
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Sissoko - Let Me Go!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
I Won't Retire!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Shearer's England Choice Gets Interview
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Win Against Darlo Gives Trialists A Chance
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Toon Hearts Go Out To Demba Ba
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Toon Star Favours Ginola As Top Man
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Benitez Stands Firm On Want-Away Stars!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Lascelles 'Ten Foot Tall'
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Bohemians 0 Newcastle 6
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Move For Fernando Amorebieta This Week?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Janmaat Looks To Italy For Future
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Toon 'Fat Boy' Gets Personal Trainer
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Benitez After Fernando Amorebieta
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Everton And Palace Battle For Krul
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Sissoko Stay Or Go?
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Mackem For England Job? You Are Joking!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Wilshere Says Goodbye To Pal
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Toon Slap £35m Price Tag On Sissoko
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Mackem Paedophile Loses Appeal!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Toon Have Nothing To Fear In 'Numpty' League!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Agent Attacks Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
New Kid On The Block After Tiote Position
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Liverpool Fear 'New Andy Carroll'
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
What Is Shearer Talking About?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
3-0 Win For Toon Kids
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
Benitez Wants Midfielder And Defender
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
Gunner Signs For Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
Sissoko Puts Himself In Shop Window
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
Jesus Moves To Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Benitez Makes Thauvin Travel!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Another Goalkeeper To Sign?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
The Next Premiership Club To Want Janmaat
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Is Armstrong Ready For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Spurs Join Battle For Wijnaldum
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Hughton - No Easy Ride For Benitez!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Toon Hold Out For Thauvin Sale!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Benitez Bids For Scotland Defender
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Toon Sign Arsenal Player!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Cisse Leaves Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Colo Finally Gets His Wish
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Who'd Have Thought He Would Be First To Go?
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
Gayle For Townsend Fiasco
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
How Can We Get Our Money Back On ...
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
Ben Arfa Signs For ...
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
Ritchie Signs For Toon!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
Are We Seriously Going To Bring In A 35 Year Old?
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July