Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Townsend Wants Meeting With Boss!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Doumbia - A Waste Of Time?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Florian Thauvin Can't Hack It At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Elliott Wants Toon To Sign 36 Year Old!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Benitez Makes First Signing!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Ayoze Perez Heading To Spurs?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Shearer's Surprise Choice!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Pardew And Benitez Linked With England Job!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Shearer - 'Give Me The Job'!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
McClaren Laughed At After Gaff On TV
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
If We Fail Will Pardew Get The Job?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Palace To Offer Gayle For Townsend
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Matt Ritchie To Replace Townsend?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Cheikh M'Bengue For Geordies Or Mackems?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Townsend Ready To Leave Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Toon Pre-Season Fixtures
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Lokeren Date Confirmed
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Perez Set To Go!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
You Will Never Guess Who Has Retired!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Is It A Formality? I Think It Is!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Toon Open The Football Season
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd June
Newcastle Fixtures
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd June
Toon Head Off To Ireland, Belgium & Holland
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Thauvin Expected Back
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Five Players Will Be Missing Next Week
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Fixtures Out On Wednesday
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Toon Coach Hails 'Historic Newcastle'
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Jonas Gives His Backing
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
We're Not 'Doomed'!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Townsend Speculation Is RUBBISH!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
They Do It The Hard Way!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Toon Players Happy Rafa Stayed
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Mackems Want 6ft 5in Toon Target
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Fiorentina Still Want Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Cabaye Has No Regrets
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Former Toon Defender 'Sissoko Is Not Good Enough!'
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
'Toon Army Will Intimidate Teams'
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Mackem Hero Wants Toon Promoted!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Everton Want Tim Krul!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Hatem Ben Arfa To Go To Liverpool?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Ashley Wants £10m Profit On Wijnaldum
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
McClaren Admits He Didn't Have Control!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
Roma To Take Wijnaldum On Loan?
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
Carver Gets His Man
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
McClaren Feels Sorry For 'Poor Mitrovic'
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
Former Toon Star Says Bale Ain't No Messi
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
Mbemba Hails New Boss (Well He Would Wouldn't He)
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
No Sympathy From Woy
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
England 2 Wales 1
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
England Fall To Last Minute Sucker Punch
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Queen Honours Newcastle's Greatest!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Injury-Prone Star To Sign For Yeovil?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Still A Long Wait For Elliott
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Yes Colback - You DID Let Us Down!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Where Will Wijnaldum End Up?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Former Toon Skipper Lights Touch Paper!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Sissoko Wants A Club More 'Beautiful' Than Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Was Carrick Really Going To Join Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Mourinho Pleased Toon Went Down!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Bookies Tip Toon For Title
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Dyer Fears Ashley Could Ruin It AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th June
Toon Defender Snubs Celtic To Join Rangers!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th June
Mackem Out - Geordie In!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th June
Pardew Offers Townsend £30,000 Per Week Wage Increase!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th June
Wijnaldum A Step Closer To Everton Move?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th June
Aarons Injuries - All In The Head?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th June
Aleksandar Mitrovic Scores (There's A Shock!)
- Newcastle United Tue 7th June
Toon Eye Up Striker
- Newcastle United Tue 7th June
Ashley D-Day
- Newcastle United Tue 7th June
McClaren To Move Abroad?
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Taylor Should Have Been Sold Years Ago!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Ashley Believes He Is Above The Law!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Gazza In More Trouble!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th June
Landmark For Former Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Sat 4th June
Wijnaldum Looking For Toon Exit
- Newcastle United Sat 4th June
Shola To Sign For Gateshead?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th June
Janmaat Looks To Italy For Future
- Newcastle United Sat 4th June
Perez To Sign For West Ham?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th June
ISIS Target England Fans
- Newcastle United Sat 4th June