Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Next Manager To Go ....
- Newcastle United Sat 30th April
Big Sam Won't Wind Up Rafa
- Newcastle United Sat 30th April
Smogs Stutter In Quest To Be Top Dogs Of North East
- Newcastle United Sat 30th April
Rafa - 'I Will Drop The Stars'
- Newcastle United Sat 30th April
What Reception Will Pardew Get?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th April
French Wasters Get The Boot!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th April
Mitrovic The Highest Earner At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th April
Newcastle 1-0 Crystal Palace- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 30th April
Toon v Eagles - The History
- Newcastle United Wed 27th April
Sorry Shearer - Point Was Not Good Enough
- Newcastle United Wed 27th April
Colback - They Are ALL Must Win!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th April
Ben Arfa 'Come And Get Me'
- Newcastle United Wed 27th April
Palace Nick A Point
- Newcastle United Wed 27th April
Souness Gives Us The Hard Truth
- Newcastle United Wed 27th April
Rafa Keeps Strikers On Their Toes!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th April
History Says Tyne-Wear Derby Next Season!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th April
Reds Dropped Star Because Of Drugs Test!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th April
Too Much Made Of Kop?
- Newcastle United Sun 24th April
Reds 2 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Sun 24th April
Colo On His Bike?
- Newcastle United Sun 24th April
Taylor Will Leave Newcastle In Summer
- Newcastle United Sun 24th April
Klopp Fumes At Points Dropped
- Newcastle United Sun 24th April
Not Quite The Spirit Of Istanbul
- Newcastle United Sun 24th April
Villa Defeat Could Inspire Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 24th April
Liverpool Will Never Win Title With This Player!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th April
Toon Point Doesn't Impress Bookies
- Newcastle United Sun 24th April
Mbabu Is Back
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd April
Shola Keeps The Faith - But Derby Will Go!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd April
Rafa Wants More Than The Honeymoon
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd April
'Open Arms' Welcome?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd April
Toon Record At Anfield Is Frightening
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd April
Merson 'Toon Are Doon!'
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd April
Toon No Suckers To Agent Fees
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd April
Sterling Made The Highlines
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd April
Wijnaldum So Frustrated
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd April
Toon 1 City 1
- Newcastle United Wed 20th April
Shearer Did It Quicker Than Aguero
- Newcastle United Wed 20th April
Should Mitrovic And Shelvey Play?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th April
Strength In Depth?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th April
Ben Arfa Back To Premier League?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th April
Another Disappointment At Anfield?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th April
This Toon Player - What A Waste Of Space!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th April
Toon 3 Swans 0
- Newcastle United Sun 17th April
Rafa Says Players Believe!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th April
Swansea Boss Says Toon Deserved Points
- Newcastle United Sun 17th April
No Sympathy For Villa From Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th April
Townsend ''We Can Do It''
- Newcastle United Sun 17th April
Lascelles - Old Head On Young Shoulders
- Newcastle United Sun 17th April
Pardew Didn't Have A Clue!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th April
Better Than Messi?
- Newcastle United Sun 17th April
Captain Because 'He Talks French'? WTF?
- Newcastle United Sun 17th April
Hughton Chasing Smogs
- Newcastle United Sat 16th April
Rafa Tells Fans To Get Off Ashley's Back!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th April
Will Rafa Stay?
- Newcastle United Sat 16th April
Elliot Backs Jonas!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th April
Bookies To Get It Wrong?
- Newcastle United Sat 16th April
Pardew The Liar?
- Newcastle United Sat 16th April
Newcastle 3-0 Swansea- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 16th April
City Get Real
- Newcastle United Fri 15th April
Townsend To Return To Live In London?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th April
Gutierrez Puts Ashley In His Place
- Newcastle United Fri 15th April
Thauvin The Biggest 'Waste Of Space' EVER?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th April
Shelvey Taunted By ...
- Newcastle United Thu 14th April
Frightened ... Or Just Simply Rubbish Players?
- Newcastle United Thu 14th April
One Award No Toon Player Is Close To Winning
- Newcastle United Thu 14th April
FFS - Our Hopes Rest On ...
- Newcastle United Thu 14th April
Getting Rid Of Pardew Was The Highlight!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th April
Magpies v Swans - The History
- Newcastle United Thu 14th April
Carroll's Frustration
- Newcastle United Thu 14th April
Lascelles Causes A Stir
- Newcastle United Thu 14th April
Shearer Laughs Of Striker Claims
- Newcastle United Thu 14th April
No Relegation Clause In Contracts
- Newcastle United Thu 14th April
Swansea Defeat Took Us To The Brink
- Newcastle United Thu 14th April
Toon Defender Breaks Fingers!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th April
Lascelles Spells It Out - Shelvey Keeps Quiet!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th April
Shearer Names Names!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th April
Taylor And Colo STILL Not Good Enough!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th April
Will Newcastle Bounce Back?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th April
Redknapp - 'Get Off Ashley's Back!'
- Newcastle United Mon 11th April
Andy Carroll - One Swallow Doesn't Make A Summer!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th April
Toon Doon And Oot!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th April
Saints 3 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 10th April
Benitez Knows The Days Are Ticking To Relegation
- Newcastle United Sun 10th April
Koeman Hails 'Fantastic' Performance
- Newcastle United Sun 10th April
Bookies Write Off Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th April
Worthy Of Bigger Stage?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th April
Clarky And 'The Barman' Clash This Weekend!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th April
Sir Bobby Park Closed Due To Vandalism
- Newcastle United Thu 7th April
Saints v Sinners?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th April
Sad Day On South Coast For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th April
Toon Fans Couldn't Give A S*** About ...
- Newcastle United Thu 7th April
Wijnaldum Will Be First Out The Door!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th April
Fan Blames Player's Wild Celebrations For Arrest!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th April
Canaries 3 Magpies 2
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
Foxes Head To Title - Toon Heading To Championship
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
Canaries Klose To Survival?
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
Boy Do I Wish We Had Demba Back
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
Toon Squad Won't Bounce Back Up!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
Rafa's Thoughts Heading Home
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
What Must Townsend Be Thinking?
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
It's No Good Blaming The Manager Anymore!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
Norwich Boss Didn't Goad Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
Carr Put Together This Crock Of Sh**!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
What Rafa Told His Players ...
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
Our Only Hope - The Mackems Go Down Too!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
Bad News On Prediction Front For Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 4th April
Canaries v Magpies - History
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd April
Toon Striker Gives His Verdict
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd April
506 Mile Round Trip For Toon Army
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd April
Darlow 'Mentally Right'
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd April
Sissoko Left-Back?
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd April
Toon Striker Sent Off!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd April
Gan On Villa ... Give Him A Chance!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd April
The TRUTH About Newcastle Shambles!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st April