Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Lawyer Points Finger At Pardew!
- Newcastle United Thu 31st March
Mackem 'Gutted' At Elliot Injury!
- Newcastle United Thu 31st March
Elliot In Tears
- Newcastle United Thu 31st March
Newcastle Will Go Down Unless ...
- Newcastle United Thu 31st March
Hodgson Blip But Vardy Impresses
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Townsend Points To Final After Final!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Mitrovic Off Target (Again!)
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Carver 'I Am No Puppet'!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Wijnaldum 'I'm Staying At Newcastle'
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Another One Bites The Dust
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Elliot Blow To Survival Hopes!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Janmaat Dig At McClaren
- Newcastle United Mon 28th March
Keegan Says McClaren Would Have Taken Toon Down!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th March
Nolan Return - Joke Or Fact?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th March
Bad News For Elliot!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th March
Good News For Elliot!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th March
Gazza Chalks Off Another Of His Nine Lives
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Benitez Wouldn't Answer The Main Question
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Dabizas Warns Of 'Disaster'
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Benitez Backs Under-Fire Midfielder
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Why DID Rafa Take The Job?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Elliot Good Enough For Euros?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Tales From A Newcastle Legend!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Colback Frustration
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
How Big Is This Game?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
'Six In A Row' For Mackem Perv!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th March
Toon Flop Capped For His Country!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
Toon Goalkeeper On The Move?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
Shearer 'Not A Winner'
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
Will Colback Be A Miss?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
Ashley - 'I'm Staying!'
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd March
Ashley Wishes He Had Never Bought NUFC
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd March
Mitrovic Says Sorry!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd March
RELEGATION - The Facts And The Figures
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd March
Toon 1 Mackems 1
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Palace Getting The TRUE Pardew
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Top 15 Derbies But Sunday Wasn't One!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Big Sam Blasts His Team And England!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Benitez Says Arses Will Be Twitching On Final Day
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Toon And Mackems Boost Norwich Hopes!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Ben Arfa Looks To Euro 2016
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Mackem Not Convinced!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Former Toon Boss Hails Van Gaal
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Toon Boss Backs His Striker
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Newcastle 1-1 Sunderland- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 20th March
Bizarre Ruling Hits Premiership Clubs
- Newcastle United Fri 18th March
Big Sam Fears Toon Army
- Newcastle United Fri 18th March
Four Clubs Chase Carrick
- Newcastle United Fri 18th March
Kluivert Wants Toon Job
- Newcastle United Fri 18th March
Let's Hope OUR Derby Is A Credit (Not Like This ...)
- Newcastle United Fri 18th March
Last Week Elliot Was 'Right Behind McClaren' But ...
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Former Toon Striker 'Released' By His Club!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Defoe 'Time Is Running Out' For Sunderland!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Borini 'Newcastle Copy Sunderland'
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Shelvey Playing For His England Place
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Former Toon Star Says Ashley 'Has Changed'
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Doumbia's Bizarre Car Incident
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
No Police Escort For Mackems!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Marcelino Shows His Face (How Dare He!)
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Smoggy Boss Returns
- Newcastle United Tue 15th March
Foxes 1 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Tue 15th March
Rafa Has Us Believing!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th March
Ranieri 'Newcastle Will Stay Up'
- Newcastle United Tue 15th March
Rafa Waits For Derby
- Newcastle United Tue 15th March
Have The Smog Blown It?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th March
Barton Warns Toon Army
- Newcastle United Sun 13th March
Marveaux Makes Remarkable Recovery!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th March
Benitez Will Save Us!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th March
Rafa Keeps McClaren's Right Hand Man
- Newcastle United Sat 12th March
McClaren Thanks Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th March
McClaren Put Out Of His Misery!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th March
Welcome Rafael Benitez
- Newcastle United Fri 11th March
McCLAREN SACKED!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th March
McClaren D-Day!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th March
Mackems Fear Having Points Detucted!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
Wright Laughs At Newcastle Fans
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
McClaren 'Dead Man Walking'
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
Board Meeting In York Behind McClaren's Back!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
Former Gunner Hammers Gouffran
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
Every Man And His Dog Hit Out At Clueless Boss!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
McClaren Loses His Job Today
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
Benitez Lays Down The Law To Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
37 Pts Will Save Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
That McClaren Bust Up!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Toon 1 Cherries 3
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
What Wally Said BEFORE The Match
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
'Steve McClaren, He's Taking Us Down!'
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Pull The Other One Howe!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
It's Two From Three - Toon, Mackems & Norwich
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
'SACK HIM!' Says Sir John Hall
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Rodgers For Toon?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Shearer Tells The Truth - Get Rid Of The LOT!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Ashley Moves In To Sack McClaren
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Newcastle 1-3 AFC Bournemouth- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 5th March
Stoke 1 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd March
Blackpool Sign Toon Midfielder
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd March
Ashley Needs To Dump McClaren NOW!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd March
Shearer Puts McClaren In His Place!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd March
Hughes Dreams Of Europe
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd March
What The Hell Is This Man Watching?
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd March
Pardew Going Down With The Mags?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Colo Losing His Battle?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Satka Stays With Minstermen
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Stoke v Toon - History
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Colback And Dummett Return
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Mitrovic Back In Training
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Crouch Sends Toon Crashing!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Toon Fans Info For Stoke Visit
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March