Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Palace Fans Turn On Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
You Turned Us Down - Thank God For That!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Three Players Newcastle Will Struggle To Hold Onto ...
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Mackems 'Kicking Themselves'
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Not A Bad Day - Mackems, Villa & Norwich Lose
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Taylor - Tell Us Something We Don't Know!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Toon Target Regrets Strike
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Colo Out For A Month!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Tiote Stays At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Sky TV Don't Want Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Ranger Return To Action?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Pardew Plays Down Return To NUFC
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Fans Forum - Just Charnley Propaganda!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Would Armstrong Have Made A Difference?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Striker Wants To Get Away From Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
18 Days To Put Newcastle Right And Ashley Blew It!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Cup Review
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
When The Fans Turn
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Is Pardew Up For The Cup At Last?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Colo Has NEVER Been A Leader
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Lillestrom 1 Newcastle Utd 2
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
McClaren Happy To Soak Up Sun
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Rob Lee: 'What Top Manager Would Work Under Ashley?'
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
McClaren Vote Of Confidence!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
McClaren Cannot Handle Big Name Players
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Clarky Gets Draw In First Match
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Colo Stripped Of Captaincy!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Tino As You Have Never Seen Him Before
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Show Us How Good You Are - Come To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th February
Are Times THAT Desperate We Want Anita Back?
- Newcastle United Sat 20th February
Newcastle - Rudderless Under McClaren
- Newcastle United Sat 20th February
Toon Target Says Sorry To Fans
- Newcastle United Sat 20th February
Toon Star Breaking Records (But Not For Us!)
- Newcastle United Sat 20th February
Shearer Says Man Utd Are RUBBISH!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th February
McClaren Backs His Signing!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th February
Shola Backs The Mags To Stay Up
- Newcastle United Sat 20th February
Taylor Happy To Sit In The Sun!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th February
Former Toon Star Gets Man Utd Job
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
Barton Talks About Mags And Mackems
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
The Time To Dump McClaren
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
Lee Hits Out At Toon Defending
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
Mackem Slayer Faces Relegation Fight
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
McClaren Talks A Good Fight
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Chelsea 5 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Harper Suffering Depression!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Humiliating Performance Takes Toon To Brink
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
The Blues View On Toon Horror Show
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Wally Wants To Regroup - We Want Him To F....
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
As Spineless As A North Sea Jellyfish?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Tino Aspilla Blames McClaren For Joke Result
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Wally Takes His Brolly To Spain!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Monkey-Hangers Ditch Manager
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Travelling To Chelsea ...
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Chelsea Beat Toon To Move Clear
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Blues v The Toon ... The History
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Lascelles 'It's Nice To Have English Boys'
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Ben Arfa's Toon Hell!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Toon New Ticket Prices
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Mackem Admits Sex Charges!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
How Long Will Taylor Last Before Another Breakdown?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Doumbia's First Appearance
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Is De Jong The New Marcelino?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Is Brendan Rodgers Waiting For McClaren's Job?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Are Villa A Threat To Newcastle Survival?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th February
McClaren Replacement Is Sacked!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th February
Did West Brom Let McClaren Off The Hook?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th February
Toon Move Out Of Relegation Zone
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Townsend Humbled
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Toon Win Changes Betting Odds
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Toon 1 WBA 0
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
McClaren Can Sleep Tonight
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Tiote Only Scores 'Every Five Years'
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Pulis Tells Ten Clubs To Fear Relegation
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Shearer Asks Questions - McClaren Gives Answers!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Newcastle 1-0 West Brom- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 6th February
McClaren 'Not Worried' But WE Are!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Chris Hughton Gives His Verdict
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
McClaren's Head For Tyne Bridge? Not Quite Yet!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Wally - The Mary Poppins Of Football?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Carroll's Return
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
An Apology From The Player We Least Expected
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Ashley Gets Backing For Splashing The Cash
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
High Court Judge Laughs At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Barton Explains Why Thauvin Was A Failure!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Everton 3 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
Bookies Tip Toon For Relegation
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
We Made Everton Look Like World Beaters!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
McClaren MUST Go!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
Joy For Toon As Canaries And Mackems Crash
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd February
No China Move For Toon Midfielder
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd February
Doubts Over Doumbia's Fitness?
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd February
McClaren Has To Say MOney Was Spent Well!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd February
What A Numpty We Have Bought!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd February
Berahino Wanted Relegation Clause!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Debuchy Lost His Way After Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Doumbia Signs For Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Perez Set Sights On Toon Future
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Toffees v Magpies - Ten Facts
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Who Wants Liverpool Reserve?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Could Terry Do A Job For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
We Are Not Involved But ...
- Newcastle United Mon 1st February
Berahino Concerned About Toon Relegation?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st February
Alan Shearer Asks Questions Of Berahino
- Newcastle United Mon 1st February
Shearer Backs Ashley (At Last)!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st February