Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Newcastle 3-1 Nottm Forest- Match Report
- Newcastle United Fri 30th December
Why Mackems Are Another Step Nearer Relegation
- Newcastle United Thu 29th December
Toon v Forest - The History
- Newcastle United Thu 29th December
Wally Breaks Record!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th December
Last Time Forest Came To SJP
- Newcastle United Thu 29th December
No Revenge Mission?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th December
Right Forest - It's 11 v 11 This Time!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th December
Cabaye Names Four Toon Stars In Top XI
- Newcastle United Thu 29th December
Rafa Wants Wilson
- Newcastle United Thu 29th December
Driving Ban For ...
- Newcastle United Thu 29th December
Pardew For Swansea Job?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th December
Rafa Warning To His Stars
- Newcastle United Thu 29th December
Toon Knocked Off Top Spot
- Newcastle United Wed 28th December
Nobody Can Defend Colback Performance!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th December
Pt 474 In Gazza Tragedy
- Newcastle United Wed 28th December
Yank Given His Marching Orders
- Newcastle United Wed 28th December
Toon 0 Sheff Wed 1
- Newcastle United Tue 27th December
Wednesday Deserved Their Win!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th December
Ginger Mackem - Utter Disgrace!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th December
No Christmas Celebrations At SJP
- Newcastle United Tue 27th December
Will Former Toon Skipper Return To Premiership?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th December
Injured - Well There's A Shock!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th December
Toon Fan In The Dock!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th December
Rafa And Mitro - What's Going On?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th December
No Party Without Shelvey
- Newcastle United Tue 27th December
Rafa Says Pressure Got To His Players!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th December
Newcastle 0-1 Sheff Wed- Match Report
- Newcastle United Mon 26th December
Shelvey Won't Appeal Ban
- Newcastle United Sun 25th December
What Makes A 'Big' Club?
- Newcastle United Sun 25th December
Toon Fans Laugh As Pards Gets The Sack
- Newcastle United Sat 24th December
Big Sam Gets Pardew's Job!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th December
Former Toon Skipper Charged!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th December
Newcastle midfielder Jonjo Shelvey accepts FA misconduct charge
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd December
Jonjo Banned For Five Games!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st December
Not Good Enough For Scotland But ...
- Newcastle United Wed 21st December
Rafa Wants To Sign ...
- Newcastle United Wed 21st December
Atsu Wants Rafa To Sign Him!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st December
Has Mitro A Toon Future?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st December
Fan Banned For Three Years
- Newcastle United Wed 21st December
Newcastles Jonjo Shelvey lands five-game ban and a fine from the FA
- Newcastle United Tue 20th December
Burton 1 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Sun 18th December
Xmas Balls To XFactor - Toon Top Charts!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th December
Newcastle's King Without A Throne
- Newcastle United Sun 18th December
Rafa's Xmas Present To Us All
- Newcastle United Sun 18th December
Were Burton Unlucky?
- Newcastle United Sun 18th December
Clough Not Out Of The Woods
- Newcastle United Sun 18th December
Why This Country Is In Such A Mess!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th December
Shelvey In The Dock!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th December
Are Terriers A Promotion Threat?
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Burton Team News
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Newcastle Team News
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Rafa Hints Murphy Could Go Ahead Of Mitro!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Mitro Agent To Tout His Player In January?
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Atsu Sick Of Loan Moves
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Rafa Fears Burton's Home Form
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Toon Train Xmas Morning
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Sammy Set For Bolton Deal
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Moyes 'Conned' By Mackems?
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Rafa Says Stats Are Wrong - It's 1,000
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Don't Rule Out Return For Former Toon Skipper
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Taylor A Flop In The States
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Burton Albion 1-2 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sat 17th December
Wigan 0 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Thu 15th December
What A Feeling - Toon Top, Mackems Bottom!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th December
Rafa Won't Answer Reporter's Question!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th December
No Praise From Rafa On Quality Of Goal
- Newcastle United Thu 15th December
Will Rafa Recall 'Clown Feet'?
- Newcastle United Thu 15th December
When Will Pardew And Moyes Go?
- Newcastle United Thu 15th December
Diame Hails A Team-Mate
- Newcastle United Thu 15th December
Rafa Praise For Ex-Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th December
Gayle's Amazing Record!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th December
Footballer Nile Ranger facing fraud and money laundering charges
- Newcastle United Wed 14th December
Wigan 0-2 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Wed 14th December
McClaren Refuses To Look Up At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th December
Newcastle Book For Xmas - Highly Recommended
- Newcastle United Tue 13th December
Directions For Wigan
- Newcastle United Tue 13th December
Sammy Clown Feet Ready For Premier League?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th December
Shelvey On That Forest 'Banker'
- Newcastle United Tue 13th December
Has Rafa The Balls To ....
- Newcastle United Tue 13th December
The New Ben Arfa?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th December
Another Loan Spell For Toon Youngster?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th December
The Tackle That Made Us All Wince!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th December
Toon 4 Brum 0
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
Hughton Kept Top Spot Warm For Us!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
Toon On The March!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
Could WE Be Next?
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
Nice Gesture But What About Toon Shirts?
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
Toon Fans Honour Sunderland Youngster
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
'Newcastle Gave Us A Lesson'
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
Is He The Key To Newcastle Promotion?
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
See ... He CAN Score Goals!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
His Best Performance Yet?
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
They Even Sang His Name On Saturday!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
Rafa Hails His Hero
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
Toon Boss Says 'We Needed That'!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
Toon Bus Going To Burton On Saturday
- Newcastle United Sun 11th December
Dwight Gayle hat-trick helps Newcastle back to the top of Championship
- Newcastle United Sat 10th December
Newcastle 4-0 Birmingham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 10th December
Rafa Told Coach To Leave
- Newcastle United Thu 8th December
Shelvey's Replacement Will Be ...
- Newcastle United Thu 8th December
Wolves And Villa Games Switched
- Newcastle United Thu 8th December
'I Have No Issues With Rangers'
- Newcastle United Thu 8th December
Suspensions Withdrawn But What About The Points?
- Newcastle United Thu 8th December
Brum Results Since 1893
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
Cathro Takes Pay-Cut To Join Jambos!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
African Cup of Nations Has Impact At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
Time To Slap Your Money On The Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
Newcastle Report Referee!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
Sammy Clown Feet A Terrace Favourite
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
Shearer Heads To The Palace
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
Hackett Hatchet-Job On Dumb Referee!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
Newcastle To Host Cup Final?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
Losing Streak - Are We Worried?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
Brum's Last Visit To SJP
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
Newcastles Jonjo Shelvey and Paul Dummett successfully appeal against red cards
- Newcastle United Tue 6th December
Toon Draw Birmingham In Cup
- Newcastle United Mon 5th December
Hughton Blows Chance To Topple Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sun 4th December
Is Darlow The 'New Tim Krul'?
- Newcastle United Sun 4th December
The Reason Why It Could Have Been Man Utd
- Newcastle United Sun 4th December
Why Give Forest More Tickets?
- Newcastle United Sun 4th December
Set To Leave Newcastle 'Within 48 Hours'
- Newcastle United Sun 4th December
Shearer Hails 'Brilliant' Mackems
- Newcastle United Sun 4th December
Mitro Heading To London?
- Newcastle United Sun 4th December
Former Toon Player Says 'Sorry'!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th December
Forest 2 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd December
Burns Hits Back At Rafa!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd December
Forest Hero Defends Dummett
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd December
The Man Who Brought Shame On NUFC!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd December
Against 9 Men And It Took An Own Goal!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd December
Jambo Story Pie In The Sky?
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd December
Forest Play-Acting Wins Points!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd December
Nottm Forest --- Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd December
Newcastle midfielder Jonjo Shelvey has chance to defend charges before Christmas
- Newcastle United Thu 1st December
Hearts have made no approach for Ian Cathro - Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 1st December