Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Tigers 1 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Newcastle United Kick Out Darts Player!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Did Hull Deserve Their Victory?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Hull Are Are A Championship Side And ...
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Why Break That Silence Now?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Penalty Nightmare!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Rafa's Tough Past
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Next One Up ... Forest!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Rafa - 'Why We Didn't Practice Penalties'!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Toon Star 'Impossible To Play Against'!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Of Course He Won't Blame Sels - He Picked Him!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Rafa Set To Lose Coach!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Rafa - You Blew It!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
What Do You Mean 'We Don't Practice Them'?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Something Should Be Done About Hull's Allocation!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Ex-Newcastle player Derek Bell wanted to kill coach who abused him
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Hull 0-1 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Tue 29th November
Rafael Benitez laments Newcastles ticket allocation for Hull quarter-final
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Newcastle midfielder Jack Colback fined 25000 after accepting betting charge
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Toon Ready To Break Cup Hoodoo
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Hull v Toon Team News
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
New Name For Cup
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Toon Defender Out For Six Weeks!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Club Make Statement About Colback
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Toon Army Heading To Humberside
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Time For Toon Striker To Smell The Glove!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Rafa Too Strong For Battling Phelan?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Toon Ahead Of Tigers, Saints And Hammers In Betting!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Toon 0 Blackburn 1
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Toon Defender Wakes Up To The Defeat
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Game Plan Beat Rafa
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Rafa Blames Poor Start
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Mags & Mackems Unity (For Once)
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
The New Marcelino?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Beat Hull And Blackburn Will Be Forgotten
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Rafa Will Be A Hero If We Beat Hull On Tuesday!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Newcastle 0-1 Blackburn- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 26th November
What More Damage Can These Idiots Do?
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Is This Team As Good As Hughton's?
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Rafa The Record Breaker?
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Fixture Since 1893
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Jonas Breaks Rovers Hearts!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Date Arranged For Toon Cup Tie
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Toon Player All The Better For Relegation!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Striker In Control Of His Own Destiny?
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Lascelles Names Player Who Will Take Us Up!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Reason Why Toon Players Argue On The Pitch
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Toon Skipper Explains Defensive System
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Does The Record Matter? Not To One Toon Player!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Sex Scandal At Newcastle United!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Toon Fans Sing: 'He Scored With No Teeth'
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Lampard For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Shearer On That Geordie-Scouse Connection!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Toon To Offer New Deal Because Of 'Sell On' Factor!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Praise For Ashley From Ex-Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Toon Striker Starts Comeback
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Man Who Says The Toon Are 'Unstoppable'!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Newcastle's Very Own Ian Wright!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Ex-Toon Star Wants Charlton Job!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Toon Keeper 'Glad To Be Back'
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Rafa's Word Of Warning For Gayle
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Townsend Dying A Death At Palace!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Mackems Pile Pressure On Ex-Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
West Ham Join The List Wanting Rafa!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Leeds Utd 0 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Shearer Puts It Straight To Pardew!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Monk Talking Bollox!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
'We Got What We Deserved' Says Leeds Star
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
The Fact Is - Green Is Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
In Memory Of A Hero
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Rafa Tips Him To Be A Top Manager
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Saturday Was A Great Day For The Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Rafa Not Concerned About Complacency
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Rafa Chasing Keegan's Record
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Leeds 0-2 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sun 20th November
Irish Defender Delighted With Toon Interest
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Contract Torn Up!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Villa After Former Toon Skipper
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Toon's Scottish Heroes
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Toon Younger Faces Injury Prone Problems
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Leeds Next For Toon Away Fans
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Double Up For Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Our Last Meeting With Leeds
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
'Everyone Knows His Name ...'
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Gazza Talks About Perez And Barcelona
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Outrage As Thousands Of Toon Fans Told To Move Seats!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Hard Man Goes On The Sick!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Best Championship Player ... EVER!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Sissoko Talks About Toon's Title Challenge
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Ashley's Dodgy Camera Upsets MPs!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Why Has It Taken 2 Months To Charge Shelvey?
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Would You Like Leeds To Get Promoted?
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Gouffran Still Snubs The Chronicle
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
When Killer Went On The Rampage
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Shearer Reminds Liverpool Of Toon Days
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Title Medal For Former Toon Midfielder?
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Toon 2 Cardiff 1
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Toon 'Dominance' In Second Tier
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Managers Come And Go!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Dummett Spills The Beans On Mitro!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Toon Fans Laugh At Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Rafa Blasts Ref For Killing The Game
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
It's Not Good Business Selling Thauvin!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Hayden Slams Sloppy Toon Performance
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
'Atsu' - Bless You!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Warnock Hits Out At Mitro!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Hughton And Toon Going Great Guns!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Italian Giants Want Mitro!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Newcastle 2-1 Cardiff- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 5th November
Moyes Doing A Cracking Job!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
The Man We Would Have Got If Rafa Said 'No'!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Toon Fans In Limbo Over Brentford Fixture
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Ritchie Still Furious!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Shelvey And Cardiff - The Facts
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Toon v Taffs - Team News
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Will Spurs Fans Take To Former Toon Man?
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Mitro Or Gail?
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Parasite Leaves Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Newcastle's Dwight Gayle wins Sky Bet Championship PFA Fans Player of the Month for October award
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd November
Ashley Sends Message To Rafa!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd November
Toon Send Scout To Watch ....
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd November
Unhappy Halloween For Mackems
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Yedlin Praise For Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Inspiration - Even When He Isn't Playing!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Monk Eats His Words About Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Leeds Only Give Us 2,764!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November