Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Preston 1 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Six On The Bounce For Mighty Magpies!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Preston Boss Moans Over Pen Decision
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Rafa Hails The Guy Who Has Given Him A Problem!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Win Dedicated To Ex-Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Toon Legend Slams The Premier League!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Hunt For The Man Who Threw The Coin!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
'I Was A Fool To Turn Down Newcastle!'
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
'Unplayable' Player Toon Let Go!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Mitro Wants Champions League!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Shearer Names 'The New Entertainers'!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Cabaye Wants Toon Back In Top League!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Chelsea After Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Not Bad For An Away Tie
- Newcastle United Thu 27th October
Shay Praise For 'Unreal Support'!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th October
Mitro 'I Was Wrong'!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th October
Toon 6 Preston NE 0
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
Back-To-Form Star Says 'I'm More Professional'
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
'He Should Never Have Dropped Me!'
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
Boss Wants 'Different Story' On Saturday
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
Colback Taken To Hospital
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
Second Best Crowd Ever!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
No Word For Shelvey?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
Can We Dream Of Wembley?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
Sack For Former Toon Man!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
Toon Fans On Their Travels
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
Ritchie Refused To Give Mitro The Ball!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
Action Taken Against Former Toon Midfielder!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Two Of Newcastle's WORST Players!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
'I Wouldn't Have Got A Sniff In Keegan's Squad'!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Sels Could Throw Our Cup Hopes Into The Bin!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Remember When Pardew Was After Him?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Rafa Talks About Winning Trophies
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Team News For Tonight ...
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Newcastle 6-0 Preston- Match Report
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Toon 3 Tractor Boys 0
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd October
Rafa Talks About Star Performance From ...
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd October
Toon Player Tells Rafa Not To Waste Opportunity!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd October
Toon Fans Getting Nose Bleeds!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd October
Ex-Mackem Says Magpies Are Champion!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd October
Shearer Thank You To Fans Who Raised £53,000
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd October
Pardew - The Mind Of A Lunatic!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd October
Brum Defeat A Great Result For Rafa!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd October
Pass My Jackett!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd October
Rafa 'I Checked Him Out When I Was At Liverpool'
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd October
Toon Defender 'Competition For Places Is Good'
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd October
So THAT'S Where He Ended Up!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd October
McCarthy Fears 'Picking Ball Out Of The Net' At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd October
Rafa Explains Why Ex-Mackem Won't Play
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd October
Dyer - Rafa The New Sir Bobby!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd October
Mbemba Still Missing
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd October
Newcastle 3-0 Ipswich- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd October
Toon To Hold A Minute's Applause For ...
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
No Club Wants Tiote!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Mitrovic Or Diame?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Toon Skipper Hails New Signings
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Lascelles Gives Right Answer!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Gayle Is Out-Shooting Shearer!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Step Down Doesn't Bother Toon Hero!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Tino Tells Sky To Get Their Facts Right!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Rafa Checks Out Former Toon Defender!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Chinese Interested In Newcastle Take Over!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Pardew 'Ashley Has Learned His Lesson'!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Reason Why Mbemba Is Out In The Cold!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Is Anita Premiership Quality?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Fans Want Ashley To Stay!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Bizarre Take On Team News
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Barnsley 0 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Socks Off If You Love The Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Thank You Fulham - Toon Army Appreciate Your Effort!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Tweety Pie Aint Happy In Norfolk!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Pie Man Happy At The Top
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Gayle Or Benteke?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Tears At Bedtime For Poor Tyke
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
'Why I Turned Down Man Utd For Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
It's Magic (Again) At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Toon Boo Boys Target Of The Month Is ...
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Rafa: 'These Are The Two Players I Wanted!'
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Rafa Wants Home Supporters To Learn From Away Fans!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Major Concern For Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Canaries And Magpies Singing At The Top
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
Toon 3 Bees 1
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
The Man Worthy Of The No 9 Shirt!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
Karren Brady Takes Swipe At Former Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
One Toon Player Too Good For This League!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
Darlow A Massive Improvement For Toon Defence
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
Toon 9th Highest Attendances In Europe!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
Rafa Hails His Heroes!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
Game Plan 'Goes Out Of The Window'
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
Newcastle After Partizan Defender
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
'Fat Boy' The Toast Of Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
Rafa Checks On International Players
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
What Did He Do - He Got Us Relegated!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Peter Beardsley U-Turn On Charlton
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Newcastle Fans Wanted By Police!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Newcastle 3-1 Brentford- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
What The Hell Are They Thinking?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Geordie Boy Gets Top Job (Sort Of)
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Maradona Hammers Newcastle United!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Yedlin Watching His Back
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Toon Player Bangs On Rafa's Door
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Toon Striker Linked Alongside Messi And Ronaldo!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
More McClaren Lies!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Bees Boss Not Frightened Of SJP
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
The Barman Gets The Beers In!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
'We Never Wanted Wally!' Says Villa Boss
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Black Eye No Problem For Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Ex-Players Laugh At McClaren!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Ex-Toon Star Hates Rafa's Policy!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Toon Keeper Insists 'I'm Ready!'
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Keegan Ready To Return!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Suspension Increased For Traing Ground Bust-Up
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Rafa Takes The Heat Off The Fat Man!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Ginger Mackem Hails Rafa Revolution
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
On Fire? Well Do It In A Toon Shirt!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
A Happy Day ... But Sad Really!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Skipper Not The Finished Article ... Yet!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Toon Star Was 'Unplayable That Night'!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Toon Star ARRESTED!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Who Will Toon Boo-Boys Target Next?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
He Blames Rafa For Being A 'Bad Coach'!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
One Toon Player I Could Not Stand!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Is He Worth The Armband?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Bees Support Is Top Notch!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
OMG - Do You Know These Two Men?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Benitez 'He Gives Us Balance'
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Which Toon Player Did Klinsmann Help On His Way?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Is Cheick Tiote Worth A New Deal?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Is Yoan Gouffran Doing Enough?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
The 'Forgotten Man' Is Fine Under Rafa
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Sorry Fella - You Are No Gareth Bale!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Townsend Bollox!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Toon Battle For 13-Year-Old!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
It's A Toon Sell Out!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Ashley Second Choice Gets A New Job
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Toon Star Says 'Seattle Is Like Newcastle'
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Shearer Right? Is He Ever Wrong?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Toon Hero Tells Scotland To Stand Up And Be Counted!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Wijnaldum 'I'm A Bit Crap!'
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Toon Rivals Win
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
Rotherham 0 Newcastle 1
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
Will He EVER Be A Toon Star?
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
And Pardew Didn't Rate Him!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
Stubbs - Toon Goal Should Not Have Stood!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
Come On Rafa Rotherham Aren't THAT Good!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
OMG - Please Let This Be True!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
England Call Up For Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Millers Have No Concerns
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Toon Player Returns Ready To Go!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Ex-Toon Boss Faces Ban!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Toon v Millers The History
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Info For Travelling Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
How Rafa Told Darlow He Was Playing
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
WTF Does HE Know About Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
I Left The Country Because Of Shearer!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Is This Player The New Marcelino?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
The New Billy Whitehurst! Good Or Bad?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October