Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Thaivin Takes Pay Cut To Leave Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 31st January
Goodison For Toon Travellers
- Newcastle United Sun 31st January
Toon Only Bettered By Barca And Real Madrid?
- Newcastle United Sun 31st January
McClaren Tries To Offload Gouffran
- Newcastle United Sun 31st January
Escape Route For Rivière ... But ...
- Newcastle United Sun 31st January
Remy Goes To Leicester For £11m
- Newcastle United Sun 31st January
Toon To Sign Roma Bad Boy!
- Newcastle United Sun 31st January
Neville Stops Siqueira From Signing For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 31st January
Toon Offer £21m For ...
- Newcastle United Sun 31st January
Wijnaldum In Good Company
- Newcastle United Sat 30th January
Is Ashley Nine Years Too Late?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th January
I Don't Believe For One Second This Is True ...
- Newcastle United Sat 30th January
Reality Check For Toon Youngster
- Newcastle United Sat 30th January
Elliot - It's Time To Show Our Quality
- Newcastle United Sat 30th January
Gomis Tells Newcastle He Wants Better Offer!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th January
Toon Told To Cough Up £30m
- Newcastle United Sat 30th January
Williamson Gets His Dream Move To ....
- Newcastle United Thu 28th January
Sign Of The Times - No Toon Fixtures
- Newcastle United Thu 28th January
Liverpool Want Toon Goalkeeper!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th January
Gomis For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th January
Shola's Amzing Gesture!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th January
Ferguson Leaves Newcastle For Lions
- Newcastle United Thu 28th January
Andros Ready For Toon Challenge
- Newcastle United Thu 28th January
Toon's Forgotten Man Back On The Telly?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th January
McClaren Hails His Latest Signing
- Newcastle United Thu 28th January
Mackems Beat Mags 6-0 In 'Secret Derby'!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th January
Former Toon Star Wants More Medals!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th January
Secret Toon v Mackem Derby!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th January
Birthday Boy Thauvin On The Move?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th January
More Woe For Sad Beardsley
- Newcastle United Tue 26th January
Townsend Signs For Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 26th January
Townsend 'Toon Only Club For Me!'
- Newcastle United Tue 26th January
Toon Cool Interest In Townsend!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th January
Why Harper Ditched Twitter
- Newcastle United Mon 25th January
McClaren Feels 'Uncomfortable'
- Newcastle United Mon 25th January
Coloccini Wants More 'Bite' From Team Mates!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th January
McClaren 'We Have Taken A Step Back'
- Newcastle United Mon 25th January
Hornets 2 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 24th January
Toon Crash ... Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th January
Watford End Losing Run
- Newcastle United Sun 24th January
Shola To Stay At Bolton?
- Newcastle United Sun 24th January
'Terrific' Toon? What Was Wally Watching?
- Newcastle United Sun 24th January
Harper Joins The Filth!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd January
Watford Team News
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd January
Toon To Be Relegated? NO CHANCE!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd January
Travelling To Watford?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd January
McClaren Injury Crisis?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd January
Watford v Hornets - The History ...
- Newcastle United Thu 21st January
Watford Make Toon Suffer
- Newcastle United Thu 21st January
Pressure Mounts On Colback
- Newcastle United Thu 21st January
Townsend Wants To Join Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 21st January
Wright Hits Out At Wijnaldum
- Newcastle United Thu 21st January
Best Of Times For Toon New Boy
- Newcastle United Thu 21st January
You Got It Wrong Pardew!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st January
Bolton Cannot Afford Mackem Slayer!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th January
Two More Players Heading To St James'?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th January
Hammers Snap Up Toon Target
- Newcastle United Mon 18th January
Shelvey Escapes Ban
- Newcastle United Mon 18th January
R.I.P. Cliffy Me Old Pal
- Newcastle United Sun 17th January
Toon 2 Hammers 1
- Newcastle United Sun 17th January
Debuchy On The Move?
- Newcastle United Sun 17th January
Byram Heading To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 17th January
Would Martins Return To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 17th January
Bookies Say Toon Are Heading Up Table
- Newcastle United Sun 17th January
Toon Out Of The Relegation Zone
- Newcastle United Sun 17th January
Bilic Says Toon Deserved The Win!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th January
McClaren Hails Shelvey Wonder Performance!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th January
Newcastle 2-1 West Ham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 16th January
Carroll Out Again!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th January
Gouffran Wages Rule Out French Move
- Newcastle United Fri 15th January
Wijnaldum Has Broad Shoulders
- Newcastle United Fri 15th January
Toon v Hammers - The History
- Newcastle United Fri 15th January
Toon Stay Up & Goodbye To Gutierrez
- Newcastle United Fri 15th January
Armstrong And Brigi Extend Loan Deals
- Newcastle United Fri 15th January
Toon Crash Out Of 3 Competitions In A Week!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th January
Late Late Show Earns Point For Plucky Mags
- Newcastle United Wed 13th January
Toon 3 Red Devils 3
- Newcastle United Wed 13th January
Ashley Thugs Back On The Scene
- Newcastle United Wed 13th January
Over Weight Shelvey Signs
- Newcastle United Wed 13th January
Van Gaal Blames Misses
- Newcastle United Wed 13th January
McClaren Stays In Job For Another Week
- Newcastle United Wed 13th January
Anyone Interested In The Cup Draw?
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Wally Happy To Let Armstrong Stay At Coventry
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Magpies v Red Devils - The History
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Savage Says Toon Should Sign ...
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Young Breaks Geordie Hearts!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Shelvey Close To Toon Move!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Toon Nick Pardew Youngster?
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Are Man Utd Fans Happy?
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
McClaren Makes Signing!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Wally Insists 'I Will Get Help!'
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
McClaren Was NOT Involved In Saivet Signing
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Stats Are Damning For Wally!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
One Simple Answer To Thauvin - PUT THE EFFORT IN!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Thauvin Hides Under The Bed!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Owen Says McClaren's Squad Is Better Than Pardew's!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Wijnaldum Understands Fans Frustration
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Shearer Makes Scathing Attack On Villa!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Swansea Accept Newcastle Offer!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Newcastle 3-3 Man Utd- Match Report
- Newcastle United Tue 12th January
Bang Goes All North-East Cup Hopes
- Newcastle United Sun 10th January
Jonjo Shelvey - NO!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th January
Jonjo Shelvey - YES!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th January
Hornets 1 Magpies 0
- Newcastle United Sun 10th January
Former Toon Skipper Ends Relationship
- Newcastle United Sun 10th January
Shearer And Pie-Man Mock McClaren
- Newcastle United Sun 10th January
Cisse Injury Latest
- Newcastle United Sun 10th January
McClaren 'Clueless' On Transfers!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th January
McClaren Hits Back At Fans!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th January
No Ighalo But Hornets Still Win
- Newcastle United Sun 10th January
Time For McClaren To Go!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th January
Pardew To Leave Austin To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th January
No Toon Return For Carroll
- Newcastle United Thu 7th January
Toon Signing Not What We Expected
- Newcastle United Thu 7th January
Retirement For Former Toon Midfielder
- Newcastle United Thu 7th January
Short Term Bad? So Is The Long Term!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th January
Debuchy Available!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th January
Hornets v Magpies - The History
- Newcastle United Thu 7th January
Carroll And Colo Hammer Hornets!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th January
Toon Head To Watford
- Newcastle United Thu 7th January
Five Year Extension To McClaren Contract?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th January
Pardew In Demand?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th January
Do Sponsors Have A Say In Team Selection?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th January
Dates Named For Euro 2016 Finals
- Newcastle United Tue 5th January
Watch The Injuries Mount For FA Cup Tie
- Newcastle United Tue 5th January
Howey And Harper Go To Pav's Funeral
- Newcastle United Tue 5th January
Long Term Injury For Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Mon 4th January
Gunners 1 Newcastle Utd 0
- Newcastle United Mon 4th January
Bad Day At 'Black Rock' For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th January
Toon Legend Says Gunners Won't Win Title
- Newcastle United Mon 4th January
McClaren Won't Recall 16-Goal Star
- Newcastle United Mon 4th January
Wenger 'My Boys Had Heavy Legs'
- Newcastle United Mon 4th January
McClaren Scratching His Head
- Newcastle United Mon 4th January
Toon Blow Chance To Beat Title Contenders
- Newcastle United Mon 4th January
Don't Sack McClaren Says Wenger!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th January
McClaren Wants A Striker
- Newcastle United Fri 1st January
Team News For Saturday
- Newcastle United Fri 1st January