Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Toon Drop Into Relegation Zone
- Newcastle United Sun 30th August
Toon 0 Gunners 1
- Newcastle United Sun 30th August
How Can You Defend Mitrovic?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th August
Did Toon Kick Arsenal Off The Park?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th August
Agent Tries To Get Cisse A Transfer
- Newcastle United Sun 30th August
Were Gunners Right Not To Kick Back?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th August
Hoddle Backs The Toon For 'Decent Season'
- Newcastle United Sun 30th August
McClaren To Appeal ... But Says He Won't Win!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th August
Mbemba - We Gave Everything!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th August
Champions League Draw
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
Janmaat 'I Am Not Wanted'
- Newcastle United Thu 27th August
Is It Liverpool Or Newcastle For Aarons?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th August
Ashley Tells McClaren To Forget Nolan Interest!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th August
Toon 4 Cobblers 1
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
First Win For Wally
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Geordies Show Up For Tough Fixture
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
McClaren Shows Respect?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Great News For Toon Ahead Of Arsenal
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Return To Wednesday For Wednesday
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Gunners Not In Good Fettle Heading To Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Cobblers Have Good Record Against Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Minute's Silence Tonight
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Florian Thauvin To Start!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Players 'Knackered' - You Cannot Be Serious!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
How Cabaye Has Fallen!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
McClaren 'Winning League Cup Is HUGE!'
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Newcastle 4-1 Northampton- Match Report
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Pardew And Cherries Joy In Day Of Draws
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
Man Utd 0 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
Van Gaal Happy With Strike-Force
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
McClaren Happy With Treatment Of Rooney
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
Never Mind Colo And Taylor - Mbemba Was The Star!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
Colback 'They Threw Everything At Us'
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
McClaren - First Twenty Minutes Were The Key
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
McClaren Admits Austin Not Coming To Toon!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Turkish Bid For Cisse
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Fans Didn't Turn On The Players - Says McClaren
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
McClaren Returns 'Home'
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Ashley System Hasn't Changed!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Abeid Leaves Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Rooney Wants To Up His Game For Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Toon Target Finds The Net Again!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Rooney Scores Twice Against Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Mancs v Geordies - The Record
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Are You Going To 'Theatre Of Dreams'?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Wally - Give Me Time!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
McClaren Hasn't Given Up On Injury-Prone Star
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Thauvin Signs For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Pundits Lambast McClaren
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Man Utd Playing Tonight Must Benefit Newcastle (Or Will It?)
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Oh No - Carver Has A Say!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Leeds Fans Better Than Toon Army?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Mackems Want 'Worst Toon Player Ever'!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Toon Held To A 1-1 Draw By Blackburn
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
McClaren Has NO Say In Transfers!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Thauvin Set For Newcastle Move!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Toon Striker Wants Move To Rangers!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
'Home Debut' At Whitley Park?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Mitrovic Will Be A Target!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Wally 'We Opened Them Up'! (What Game Was He At?)
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Is Florian Thauvin A Major Risk?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Janmaat Takes It On The Chin
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
McClaren 'Buying Hasn't Finished'!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Austin Doesn't Fancy Living In Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Cabaye - Why He Moved To Palace
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Toon Close To £12m Signing!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Bad Day For Geordies And Mackems
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Swans 2 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Advocaat To Leave Mackems?
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Janmaat DESTROYED!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Wally Rejects Swansea Claim!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Monk Delighted
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
We Learned That McClaren Is CLUELESS!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
It's All Cobblers For Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 14th August
Jose Enrique For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
No West Ham Move For Barton
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Swans v Magpies - The History
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Info For Fans Heading To Liberty Stadium
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Sammy 'Clown Feet' Wants Wally To Watch
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Ashley's Money For Answers Continues
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
It's Time To Sell Taylor - He Will Be Crocked Within Weeks!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Marveaux - Another Player To 'Get Rid'!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
QPR Try And Get Newcastle To Act
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Barton Won't Sign For Mackems!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Kids Be Warned - Mackem 'Predictable' Injury!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
'Old Man' Mbemba Claims He's 21
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Williamson To Sign For Brighton
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Former Toon Star Hails Coutinho
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Stand-In Saints Boss Gives Verdict
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Mitrovic's 'Golden Age' Tackle
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Newcastle's 'Brat Pack' To Reunite At West Ham!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Cisse Plays Down Speculation
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
What Can We Expect From Toney?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Toon Won't Let Two-Goal Hero Play!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
McClaren 'I Have Nothing To Prove To Newcastle Fans'
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Anita Wants A Toon Future - Tiote Doesn't!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Toon Switch From French To Dutch!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Obertan And That Wonderful Cross!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Song Played In Memory
- Newcastle United Sun 9th August
Cabaye Off To Perfect Start
- Newcastle United Sun 9th August
Armstrong Finds The Back Of The Net
- Newcastle United Sun 9th August
Mackem Crash Gives Them Little Hope For New Season
- Newcastle United Sun 9th August
Controlled Aggression? Mitrovic Nearly Saw Red!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th August
Mbemba Turns Up In 007 Style!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th August
Toon 2 Saints 2
- Newcastle United Sun 9th August
Colback Won't Be Wanting A Move
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Pardew Gets The Man Ashley Didn't Want!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
QPR Admit Austin Will Leave
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Mackem Denies Sex Charges
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Wally Concern About Colo
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Toon 0 Borussia M 1
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd August
Wally Defends New Boy
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd August
Wally Says Team On Sunday Depends On ...
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd August
Pardew Wants Player Ashley Wouldn't Sign!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd August
Toon Midfielder Set For Dusseldorf
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd August
No Bid For Austin!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd August