Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Striker Wants To Play For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
What's Tiote's Excuse THIS Week?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
York City 2 Newcastle Utd 1
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
Woodman Heads Out Following His Dad!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
Mags And Mackems Crash To Lower League Rivals
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
Wally Won't Be Drawn On Colo Future!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
Wally Says 'It Was A Good Workout'
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
That Newcastle Public Row
- Newcastle United Wed 29th July
Taylor Given Lifeline
- Newcastle United Wed 29th July
Toon 'Waste Of Space' Shows Up!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th July
Greeks After Toon Skipper!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th July
Newcastle United Offer Knocked Back!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th July
Should Toon Fans Continue 17th Min Tribute?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Toon Head To York Same Time As Mackems!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
McClaren Wants Colo To Stay!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Aarons Looking For Liverpool Deal?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Tavernier Was Never Premier Quality
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Tiote - What IS the TRUTH?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
McClaren 'We Are Signing Good Players'!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
FA Hold Up Toon Signing!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Chilly Jocko Dates
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Sheff Utd 2 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Toon Fan Damages Poppy Boy's Car!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th July
Williamson Tries To 'Get Sweet' With New Boss!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th July
Rolan On Toon Radar
- Newcastle United Sat 25th July
Mbemba Has Medical At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sat 25th July
Third Tier US Team Show Up Newcastle Problems!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Who Will Colo Hand The Armband To?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Toon Defence Like A Rabbit's Hind Leg!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Portland Timbers 4 Newcastle Utd 3
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Mbemba Not A McClaren Signing!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Mitrovic Wants To Walk In Shearer's Boots!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Pardew Wants Another Toon Player
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Toon Defender Signs For Rangers!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Rooney Set For Ex-Toon Star's Testimonial
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
You Have To Laugh ...
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
What Does The Future Hold For Armstrong?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Mitrocic Signs!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Is Anita Worth Another Chance?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
It's Time To Sell Taylor!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Pedro's Boys Heading To Holland
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
McClaren Defends Haidara
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
Cabaye Makes His Debut
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
Sacramento Republic 0 Newcastle 1
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
Toon Will Have To Wait To Off-Load Cabella
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
McClaren Expects Mitrovic To Sign!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
Toon Won't Pay £15m For Austin!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
How Newcastle Train ...
- Newcastle United Sat 18th July
Will Goal Celebration Upset Fans?
- Newcastle United Sat 18th July
3 Year Ban Over The Top?
- Newcastle United Sat 18th July
Toon Set For Austin Bid
- Newcastle United Sat 18th July
Cardiff And Clown Feet
- Newcastle United Sat 18th July
Dutch Player Wants To Wipe Away The Memory!
- Newcastle United Sat 18th July
Gouffran 'Pre-Season Is All About Fitness'
- Newcastle United Sat 18th July
Janmaat Hails The Dutch Revolution
- Newcastle United Thu 16th July
Wally Takes Best Out Of Defeat
- Newcastle United Thu 16th July
Toon Try And Offload Cabella!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th July
Tiote Banned From USA!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Pardew Signs Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Wally Cagey On Transfer Targets
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Colo Linked With Pardew Reunion!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Former Toon Star Heads Down Under
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Cisse Accused Of Under-Aged Sex!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Taylor Hits Out At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Toon Target Brushes Off Interest
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Uninspiring? What About Wally?
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
PSV Forced Ashley Into A Corner!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Mitrovic Set For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Wijnaldum Is The Class The Toon Need!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Toon Go Dutch (Again)!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Heed 0 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
McClaren Talks About Transfer Window 20016!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
McClaren 'We Could Sign One or Five New Players'
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Can ANYONE Explain The Logic
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Toon Squad Numbers
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
McClaren 'Ashley Has Given The Geordies A Big Lift'
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
McClaren Wants Patience From Fans!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Wally 'Brings A Freshness' Says Cathro
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Wijnaldum Looks Up To Shearer!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Santon Heading Back To England With Watford?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
After Snubs From Seven Coaches - Wally Gets His Men
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Wally Letter To Supporters
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Darlow Could Get His Wish
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Toon Go French (Once Again!)
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Ashley Was Never Interested In Ince
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Gateshead Tickets On Sale
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Leicester Bid For Toon Target
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Toon Fixture Changes ...
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
McClaren Doesn't Want Mario!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Toon's 'Greatest Ever' Book NOW AVAILABLE!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Sammy Clown Feet Could Sign For Wolves
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Players Return - No New Faces
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Bad News For Ryan Taylor!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Cabaye For Palace Isn't So Daft After All!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Former Toon Keeper Heading To Sunderland?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Gateshead Desperate For Toon 'Connection'
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
You Know What ... Tim Could Take Up The Offer!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Cabella Return To France?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Who Is Next For No 9 Shirt?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July