Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Former Toon Boss Calls Klopp A ....
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Toon Fans Laugh At Wally Quote!
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Cabaye Lifts Lid On Pardew's Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Former Toon Boss To Manage England?
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Darlow A Bag Of Nerves?
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Giroud And Cazorla Torture Magpies!
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Gunners v Magpies - The History
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
ARSENAL - Emirates Stadium
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Quackers McClaren Paddling Like A Duck
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
What Ever Happened To ....
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Real Madrid After Former Newcastle Winger!
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Coloccini 'We Are Running Out Of Time!'
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Tribute To Pav The Geordie
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Remy To Turn The Knife Into McClaren?
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Shelvey Won't Jump Ship To Sink Swans!
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Toon Crash Again!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Where Will Our Next Win Come From?
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Fans Never Wanted McClaren ... And They Were RIGHT!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
WBA 1 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Albion Add More Misery On Sad McClaren
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Have We Improved In Any Way Under Wally?
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Ashley Has The Answer - 'Let's Change The Badge'!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Shelvy Heading To Toon?
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Anita Injured? Well There's A Miss (NOT!)
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
No Sympathy At All For McClaren!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Toon 0 Everton 1
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Toon Slip Into Relegation Zone
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Martinez Praise For ...
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
McClaren 'They Didn't Deserve That'
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Newcastle 0-1 Everton- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 26th December
Motor-Mouth Pays The Price!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Mackems Are Down According To ...
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Who Picked Thauvin For A Transfer?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Newcastle 'Over Achieving'?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Toon Players Train On Xmas Morning
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Is Perez Telling 'Porkies'?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Former Toon Winger Retires
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Toney Returns To Toon
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
McClaren Says Squad Is Depleted
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Toon Fightback Rocks Everton!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Toon v Toffees - The History
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Cisse To Miss Everton Fixture?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Away Travel For West Brom
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd December
Former Toon Striker Talks About His Problems
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
Toon 1 Aston Villa 1
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
Coloccini Looks To The Stars
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
Garde Delighted At Smash And Grab
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
McClaren Calls Toon Fans 'Fragile'!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
More Trouble For Gazza
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
How The Hell Did He Miss That?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
Time Catches Up On Blatter And Platini
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
Newcastle's 'Inspirational' Star
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
Pav The Geordie Suffers Heart Attack
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
Villa Ready For The Drop
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
McClaren Takes It One Game At A Time
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
McClaren Admits Player Conflict
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
Wijnaldum Wants 'Away Goals'
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
Goosebumps For Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
Dummett 'We Are Good If We Can Beat Liverpool'
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
Toon Defender Talks About 'The Best Feeling'
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
Villa To Sob On The Tyne?
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
'Crawl Off That Pitch' - McClaren
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
Toon v Villa - The History
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
Cisse Gives Toon First Win Of 2015
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
New Ground For Toon Tavellers
- Newcastle United Thu 17th December
What Could Colo Learn From Shearer?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th December
Townsend Heading To Newcastle For £15m?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th December
Newcastle Struggle Over The Line At Ilkeston
- Newcastle United Thu 17th December
Toon To Snatch Mackem Target?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th December
Former Toon Star Snubs Ronaldo!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th December
Should Half-Hearted Tiote Stay?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th December
Mourinho Sacked!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th December
Spurs 1 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Toon Coach Hints At Internation Break Hitting Performances
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Vocal Dressing Room Pleases Toon Coach
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Toon Rise Above The Champions
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Pochettino Not Worried After Toon Defeat
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Who Said 'You Win Nothing With Kids'?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
McClaren Takes The Praise But Is He Right To Drop Perez?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Who Is Your Money On?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Shearer Gets Street Named After Him!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Not All Bad News For Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sun 13th December
England Happy With Draw
- Newcastle United Sun 13th December
McClaren To Look At Lower League Players?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th December
McClaren Talks About 'Bonkers' Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sun 13th December
Brendan Rodgers For Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Toon Striker To Stay With Barnsley
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Toon Keeper Says Rumours Are 'Rubbish'
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
WBA And Newcastle Chase 24-Year Old Winger
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Spurs v Newcastle - The History
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Wijnaldum Makes The Headlines - Others Wait In The Wings
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
McClaren On His Relegation Fears
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
McClaren In The Dark About Future Transfers
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
McClaren 'Why I Dropped Perez'
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Spurs Hammer Toon In League Cup
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Toon Will Have To Pay Big Bucks For Austin
- Newcastle United Tue 8th December
Shearer 'Frustrated' At Rollercoaster Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 8th December
Toon Star Backs McClaren
- Newcastle United Tue 8th December
Toon 2 Liverpool 0
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Klopp 'We Are Not Good Enough For Title'
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
McClaren 'We Stick Together'
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Redknapp Tells Ashley To Back McClaren
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Ashley Says Nothing!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
McClaren 'We Deserved That Win!'
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Klopp Says Linesman Changed The Result!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Betting - Toon To Stay Up, Mackems To Go Down!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
No Luck For Geordies And Mackems In Cup Draw
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Newcastle 2-0 Liverpool- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 6th December
Ashley's Chance To Get A Manager We Actually WANT!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Williamson To Save Us? FFS
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Former Keegan Favourite Slams The Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Well McClaren - Was Keegan Right?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Will 'Fat Boy' Play Against Liverpool?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December