Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Cabaye A Step Nearer ...
- Newcastle United Sat 31st January
Carver Says Cisse Is Vital To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st January
Carver - 'Sissoko Is Goin Nowhere!'
- Newcastle United Sat 31st January
Ben Arfa Knocked Back AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st January
Anita Keeps His Place - Cisse On The Bench
- Newcastle United Sat 31st January
Shola Joins Palace
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
Ashley - The Most Hated Man In Football?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Hull City ... Here We Come!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Toon Defender Signs For Roma!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Cabella Admits He Struggled
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Carver Gets Help To Get First Win
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Carver Cracks The Whip!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Cisse Heading Back To Tyneside?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Cabaye Won't Be Moving This Month!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Pardew Goes Nuts!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Sissoko Reminds Clubs He Is Available!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Pardew's Dream Rolls On
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Ashley Won't Attend Hearing
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
McClaren For Toon If Derby Fail?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Srnicek Says Toon Are 'Going Backwards'
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Roma Trigger Clause!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Bruce Says Toon Could Face Relegation Battle!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Ashley Holds All The Aces At Ibrox!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Carver Keeps Newcastle Job!!!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th January
FA Cup - Outside Looking In
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
Clarky's Biggest Embarrassment?
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
Cisse Knocks Back Amazing £23m Offer!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
Morrison For Toon?
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
De Boer Gets Backing
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
Galatasaray Want Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
Vuckic A Waste Of Talent!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th January
Ashley Question In House Of Commons!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th January
Toon Flop Joins Real Mallorca
- Newcastle United Sat 24th January
Frank de Boer Drops Toon Hint
- Newcastle United Sat 24th January
Strange Deal For Shola Ameobi!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Carver Bookies Favourite For Toon Job!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Good Question - Why IS Anita In Our First Team?
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Charnley 'Pardew Leaving Took Us By Surprise'!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Pardew 'Don't Blame Me For Cup Shocks!'
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Ben Arfa A Step Closer To Move!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
These Newcastle Figures Will Shock You!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Haïdara Set For Showdown?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Gosling Hopes Of Premier League Return Dashed
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
De Jong A 'Huge Character'?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Former Toon Star Sits Out Four Weeks!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Strange Toon Arrangement With Gateshead!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Forget Sissoko - Arsenal Want Tiote!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Gutierrez To Choose - Wednesday Or Argentina?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Ben Arfa 'I Want To Give Pleasure To Fans'
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Ashley Won't Spend Because Squad Is 'Full'
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Vharnley Talks About Our 'New' Manager!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Another NUFC Season Fades Out To Nothing!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th January
Ashley Faces More Turmoil In Glasgow!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th January
Pardew The Palace Saviour (Or Riding His Luck?)
- Newcastle United Tue 20th January
De Jong - What Now?
- Newcastle United Tue 20th January
Toon Fly Out With Cut Price Airlines!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th January
Ashley's Time Is Almost Up!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th January
Forget Cisse To Palace Rumours - He Wouldn't Go!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th January
What Is It With Colocchini And January?
- Newcastle United Tue 20th January
Jordan Veretout Heading To Toon?
- Newcastle United Tue 20th January
Newcastle Set To Name New Manager!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th January
Toon 1 Saints 2
- Newcastle United Sun 18th January
Alan Shearer's Good Cause
- Newcastle United Sun 18th January
Carver Defends Dubai Trip
- Newcastle United Sun 18th January
Freddy Wants Carver To Get Job!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th January
Carver Fooling Himself!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th January
Koeman Coos Over High Flying Saints
- Newcastle United Sun 18th January
And The Manager Of The Month Is ...
- Newcastle United Sat 17th January
Ashley Told To F*** Off At Ibrox!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th January
Krul Defends Young Goalkeeper!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th January
Sammy No Different To Anyone Else
- Newcastle United Sat 17th January
Carver And That Clash With A Fan
- Newcastle United Sat 17th January
Will Cabella Ever Make A Mark In England?
- Newcastle United Sat 17th January
Pardew Got It So Wrong With Forster!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th January
Pardew Wants Mackem-Slayer!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th January
More Mackem Misery For Pardew!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
One Player Who Won't Be Coming To Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
Carver And Souness Eyeball To Eyeball!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
How Come Ben Arfa Can't Sign But Campbell Can?
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
Ginola Is Gunning For Blatter!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
Carver - Fans Don't Want You!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
Ashley Picking Up Rangers For Nothing!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
Newcastle United Team News ...
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
He Snubbed Pardew Twice And Now He's A Mackem!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th January
Gutierrez Dreams Of SJP Return
- Newcastle United Thu 15th January
Cisse A Step Nearer Joining Swansea!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th January
Ex-Toon Star To Snub Pardew Offer!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th January
Ashley Faces More Turmoil At Rangers!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th January
Gutierrez Warned By FA About Mask!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th January
Ben Arfa Transfer Blocked Because Of U21 Game!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th January
Why Was Mapou So Poor At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 14th January
Jonas 30-yarder Breaks the Net!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th January
Toon Army To Welcome Back Obertan?
- Newcastle United Wed 14th January
Toon Travel To Wearside In The Cup!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th January
Ashley Won't Be Spending In January!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th January
Rodriguez Ruins St James' Park Party
- Newcastle United Wed 14th January
Is Santon Any Better Than His Competition?
- Newcastle United Wed 14th January
Carver On Trial? Yes Or No?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th January
Lineker Slams Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th January
Ashley Will Pick The New Boss!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th January
No-One Is Going To Say Carver Is 'Rubbish' Are They?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th January
Ashley A 'Cool Guy'?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th January
Pardew Makes First Signing
- Newcastle United Tue 13th January
Toon Braced For Man Utd Offer!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th January
Why did Pardew leave Newcastle for Palace?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th January
Toon A Step Closer To New Boss!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Chelsea Punish Shot-Shy Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Carver Wants To Be Next Joe Harvey!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Cisse To Replace Bony At Swansea?
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Chelsea Coach Plays Down Colo Penalty Claim
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Carver´s Game Plan
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Sissoko Wants Arsenal Switch!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Glenn Hoddle breaks silence on Toon job!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Rapist Will Not Sign!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Carver - I Picked Team
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Good News For Carver!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
You Will Never Guess Who Wants Toon Job!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Hoddles´s Answer To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Mackem Slayer Is Back In Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Pardew Says Ashley Wanted Him Out!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Newcastle´s Top Managerial Target Is ....
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Toon Give Ben Arfa To Nice For Nothing!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Wally Won't Be Bringing His Brolly To Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Cup Defeat Does Carver No Favours!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Pardew Could Get Southampton Return!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
First He Said He Was Like Messi And Now Ben Arfa ...
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Gloves Are Waiting For Tiger Tim
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Mourinho To Take Frustrations Out On Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Welcome To The Bridge ...
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
PSG Would Take Sissoko For Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Time For Anita To Move On!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Carver Makes Plea 'Get It Sorted!'
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Ashley Lets Charnley Pick the Manager!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Pardew To Spill the Beans On Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Toon Crash Out In Pardew Fashion
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Geordie Shore Slapper Slags Off Shearer!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Toon Fans Don't Want Carver As Boss!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Pearson 'Not A Good Spectacle'
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Spartans And The Heed Crash Out Of Cup
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Ben Arfa Deal Goes Through
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Ketsbaia Happy To Be Ashley 'Yes Man'!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Here We Go ... Carver Starts The Excuses!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Ashley Lines Up His 'Yes Men'!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Rapist Gets An Offer!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Routledge Gets Justice
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Ben Arfa Leaves Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Foxes v Magpies
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Amazing Piece Of Business From Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Pardew Thanks Ashley For 'Unwavering Support'
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Leicester v Toon Team News
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
What Are NUFC Doing Publishing This Rubbish?
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Unlikely Hero Against Foxes!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Toon 3 Burnley 3
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Burnley Peg Back Toon Three times!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Colo Won't Become Manager
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Dyche Hails His Heroes
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Injury-Prone Taylor Out For The Count!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
What A Waste Of Space - Let Him Go!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Janmaat For Sale In January Window?
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Wally With The Brolly Plays Down Toon Link
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Gazza As Coach? God Forbid!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Do You Want Carver? PLEASE VOTE!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Newcastle 3-3 Burnley- Match Report
- Newcastle United Thu 1st January