Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Obertan Star Man In Win At Hillsborough?
- Newcastle United Thu 31st July
Pardew Takes More Stick!
- Newcastle United Thu 31st July
What Are Liverpool Up To?
- Newcastle United Tue 29th July
Pressure Mounts On Krul?
- Newcastle United Tue 29th July
Pardew Wants Remy On Loan!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th July
Meeting With Prime Minister!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th July
2-0 Defeat To Heed Doesn't Cause Concern!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th July
The Best New Signing Of The Lot?
- Newcastle United Sat 26th July
Pardew U-Turn On Europe!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th July
Wellington Phoenix 0 Newcastle Utd 1
- Newcastle United Sat 26th July
Toon's Games In Germany On The Box!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th July
Marveaux 'I Had To Leave!'
- Newcastle United Sat 26th July
Ashley In No Win Siuation?
- Newcastle United Sat 26th July
Jonas Told To Get On His Bike!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th July
Pardew - Isla Is Not Coming To Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th July
Face FB Page For MH17 Victim!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th July
There's Always ONE!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th July
Well Then ... Are We Fooling Ourselves?
- Newcastle United Thu 24th July
The Toon's Thierry Henry?
- Newcastle United Thu 24th July
Spurs End Tim Krul Chase!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th July
Crossroad Season For Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Thu 24th July
Carroll Out For Four Months!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th July
Mackems Suffering Like Toon Did Last Season!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th July
Wages Stumbling Block To Deal!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th July
Toon 'Good Value' For Win
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd July
Reason Why Carroll Is Not Worth £15m!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd July
BT Sport Disgrace!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd July
Edgar To Show He IS Good Enough For Premier League?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd July
Marveaux Has Joined Who?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd July
Southampton After Former NUFC Star
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd July
Pardew 'It Was Far Better Than Oldham!'
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd July
Donations Come From Australia!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd July
Toon In £7.5m Deal For Juventus Defender!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd July
Pardew And Colo Place Wreaths
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd July
Bring Our Boys Home!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd July
Mackems Show Their Respect!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd July
Remy Is No Suarez!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd July
Colback Has Plans (But Don't Tell Pardew)
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd July
Why Travel 23,000 For Pre-Season Friendly?
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd July
Pardew Gives Moving Message
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd July
Nolan - 'Carroll Is Staying At West Ham'
- Newcastle United Sun 20th July
Tribute To The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th July
Toon Start Ain't Going To Plan
- Newcastle United Sun 20th July
Russians Loot John's Belongings!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th July
Will Ashley Ever Get His No One Target?
- Newcastle United Sun 20th July
Newcastle Couldn't Have Done Any More!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th July
Debuchy Tells Why He Is Leaving Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Why Wenger Signed Debuchy ...
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Janmaat Signing Official!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Even The Yanks Are Above England!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Arsenal Knock Back Greedy Remy
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Janmaat Gives Warning!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Owen Gives His Views On Van Gaal
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Pardew v Ben Arfa - The Battle Continues!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Marveaux Transfer Held Up Because Of Wages
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Former Toon Winger Goes Down Under
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Hammers Want Ben Arfa To Help Save Carroll's Career!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
It's Difficult To Write This Story ...
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Book Of Condolence For Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Fri 18th July
Alnwick Fumble Gifts Oldham Win!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th July
Sports Direct Arena Or St James' Park ... Think About It!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th July
De Jong 'We Should Have Won!'
- Newcastle United Wed 16th July
At Last We Get The RIGHT De Jong!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th July
Rivière Signs!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th July
What Is Remy Trying To Prove With That Deal?
- Newcastle United Wed 16th July
Was Ferdinand EVER Considered By Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 16th July
No Rest For Forster!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th July
Ashley Gets Pressure From His Own Company!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th July
Demba Ba Signs For ...
- Newcastle United Wed 16th July
The £83,000 Goal!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
Maradona Says Messi Is Second Class!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
Cabaye Had A Hand In Deal!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
He Won't Have The Sun On His Back At Oldham!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
Arsenal Can Have Remy For £8m - Newcastle £15m!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
For Those Who Called The Wonga Deal - Welcome Back Sports Direct Arena!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
Barton Wants Second England Cap!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
Janmaat Arrives But Unwell
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
Newcastle Fixture Changes!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
Info For Fans Heading To Oldham
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
One Monday Evening In ... Oldham?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
The World Turns On The Master!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
Dutch Star Puts Pen To Paper!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
Former Toon Coach Has No Fears!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
All Eyes On Perez And Colback!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th July
Worst World Cup Final Ever?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th July
Why Ba Will NOT Return!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th July
Gosling Cherry Picking
- Newcastle United Mon 14th July
Colback Could Be The Best Signing Of The Lot!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th July
FIFA Put New Ban On Suarez!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th July
Leeds Play Themselves!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th July
Forster Knows Scottish League Is Not Good For Him!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th July
He Takes A Pay Cut To End Toon Nightmare!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th July
De Jong's Fighting Talk!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th July
Pardew Takes Pressure Of Coloccini!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th July
Cabella Signs!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th July
Toon Sign Janmaat!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th July
English Fans 'A Credit To Their Country' In Brazil
- Newcastle United Sun 13th July
Cabella A Step Nearer Toon Deal!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th July
Monchengladbach Get Rid For De Jong!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th July
Ameobi 'Last Resort' Move!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th July
Who Are You Going For - Argies Or Huns?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th July
Appeal Rejected!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th July
It's All Done And Dusted - Debuchy Is A Gunner!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th July
Demba Ba Link Old News?
- Newcastle United Fri 11th July
Toon Target Goes German!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th July
U-Turn! Pundits Wanted Krul (This Time)!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th July
Arabs Back In For Toon Defender!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th July
Shola World Cup Hasn't Pulled In Admirers!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th July
Gunners Set To Pull The Plug On Greedy Remy!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th July
Krul Luck On Dutch? Or Their Own Fault?
- Newcastle United Thu 10th July
Shearer's Predictions Go Wrong Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th July
Ben Afra 'You Won't Kick Me Out'!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th July
Toon Up The Bid!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th July
Sissoko Is No Toon Rebel!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th July
Shearer Gets It Sadly Wrong ... AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th July
No Team Has Been Outstanding!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th July
He Is A Legend ... But Now Is The Time To Show It!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th July
Three Top Coats And A Jumper - In Summer!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th July
Confusion Over Debuchy Transfer!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th July
Owen Lays It On The Line!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th July
Campbell For Newcastle On Loan?
- Newcastle United Mon 7th July
Krul 'His Face Was Priceless!'
- Newcastle United Mon 7th July
Never trust A Mackem - The Reason Why ...
- Newcastle United Mon 7th July
Debuchy Plays Final Game As Toon Player!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th July
Brazil Keep On Trucking But Pale Shadow Of Legends
- Newcastle United Sat 5th July
Brazil Talisman Is Out Of World Cup!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th July
Reason Why Perez Signing Concerns Me!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th July
Are The BBC Pulling The P*** Out Of Shearer?
- Newcastle United Sat 5th July
Pardew's Lack Of European Ambition Backfires!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th July
Debuchy Medical In North London!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th July
De Jong Wants Champions League!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
'One Hand On The Cup' - Overconfident?
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
Ex-Mackem Bounces Back To Challenge Forster!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
De Jong Returns To Monchengladbach
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
Sammy To Decide On International Future
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
Did Newcastle Try And Sign Balotelli?
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
He Admits Biting But Now ...
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
Remy Told To Return To QPR!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
Toon Knocked Back Again ... For Swansea?
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
Does A Shirt Number Matter? Apparently So!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
De Jong On Van Gaal And Missing The World Cup!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
Luuk Wants Toon Return!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th July
Ex-Makem Plays Down The Hype!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd July
Remy World Cup Success Would Not Up His Price!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd July
De Jong 'The New Cabaye'?
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd July
Ings Speculation Comes From Media - Not NUFC!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd July
Leeds Face Battle From Newcastle And West Ham!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd July
Debuchy On His Way!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd July
Richards Or Debuchy? Pros And Cons
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd July
Not The Best ... Was It?
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd July
Judas For Singing The Wrong Anthem?
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd July
Liverpool Kick Out Suarez!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd July
Shearer Gives Brazil Kiss Of Death!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd July
Celtic Tell Toon To Put Money On The Table!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd July
What Now For Former Toon Defender?
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd July
Arsenal 'Tap Up' Debuchy In Brazil!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd July
Ashley Fights Off Revolt To Pocket £200m!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd July
Debuchy Adds Another £2m To His Price!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Unconvincing ... But Effective!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Bizarre! Barcelona Told Suarez To Apologise!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Ex-Mackem Set To Stand In Dead Man's Shoes!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Two Pardew Targets Snub Toon For Hull!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Ashley Wants £12m For Debuchy!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Tell The Truth Pardew! The Reason Is ...
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Toon Tickets On Sale!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Ashley Rip-Off Continues!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Another Kick In The Teeth For Pardew!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Gosling Was NEVER Good Enough!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Another Toon Flop Leaves!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July
Toon Sign De Jong!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st July