Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Krul's Priceless Medal A Step Nearer!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th June
Another European Scalp!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th June
Bookies Tip Pardew For The Sack!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th June
Tavernier Gunning For Pardew?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th June
Obertan to Pick Up Another £3m From Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th June
Toon To Benefit From World Cup Hangover?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th June
Pardew - It's The Bargain Bin For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th June
Last Week He Was the Cheating Hero!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th June
It's No Show Without Punch!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th June
It Was A Classic!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th June
Bizarre Case Of Fan Having His Ear Bitten Off!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th June
More Lies Than Tom Pepper!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th June
Debuchy Goes Back Into The Shop Window!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th June
Do Newcastle 'Stick Or Bust'?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th June
Pardew Yet To Follow Up Interest
- Newcastle United Sun 29th June
Will Defender Return To Bite Pardew's ....
- Newcastle United Sun 29th June
Former Toon Boss Wants Liverpool To Back Suarez!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th June
And We Thought It Was Fixed!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th June
They Promised So Much And Delivered Very Little!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th June
One Dimensional - But They Keep On Trucking!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th June
Reds (And Capello) Caught Well Short
- Newcastle United Fri 27th June
Toon Defender Set For Wigan!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th June
Gabon Striker Turns Down Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th June
Newcastle Can't Even Compete With Hull City!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th June
Debuchy Heading To Arsenal?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th June
Pardew Target Is Available!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th June
New Tip To Win Golden Boot?
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Progress - But Without Mackem Slayer!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Too Little To Late!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Remy Gets A Taste But Blows His Lines
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Debuchy Admits Pardew Failing!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Suarez Blames ENGLAND For His Troubles!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
PFA 'Disappointed' With Suarez!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Joey Barton 'I'd Rather Have A Bite Than ...
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Former Toon Coach Signs New Deal
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Cole Blames Pardew!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Newcastle Utd Sponsor In Hot Water
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Srnicek 'Krul WILL Join A Big Club!'
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Not A Quitter ... Or Greedy B******?
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Suarez Appeals 4 Month Ban!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Vote On Suarez - Was Ban Enough?
- Newcastle United Thu 26th June
Cheik Tiote Howler Sends Ivory Coast Packing!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th June
Blatter Wants More Of This Rubbish In Next World Cup!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th June
Fraser Forster Deserves Better Treatment Than This!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th June
Queen Sends Message To Baotelli!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th June
They Fall Like Flies ... But Not Hodgson!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th June
Fans Better Than The Team - Where Have You Heard That Before?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th June
Gomis Undergoes A Medical ... At Swansea!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th June
Shola And Messi - Not Often Mentioned Together!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th June
Will Pardew Be In Charge For Derby Fixture?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th June
Sissoko On His Way To Glory?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th June
Suarez - Ban Or Have His Teeth Removed?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th June
Another One Bites the Dust
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Brazil Pleased To Miss The Dutch?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Too Little ... Too Late
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Neymar Handles The Pressure
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Will Fraser Forster Get A Game?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Harry 'The Bung' Won't Name Names!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Imagine Pardew Trying To Handle Balotelli!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Toon Not Interested In Striker!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Who Goes First - Pardew Or Ben Arfa?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Andy Cole 'Toon Fans Deserve Better Than Ashley!'
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
What Planet Is Pardew On?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Yanks For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Pardew - 'The ONE Criticism Of The Team'
- Newcastle United Tue 24th June
Is It Their Time?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
Sucker Punch For Red Machine!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
Yanks Speechless! Not A Bad Thing!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
Come On Then - Name And Shame!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
Lineker - 'He Got It Wrong'!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
Shola 'We Were Lucky'!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
Pardew To Miss Out Again?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
Krul Told To 'Keep Quiet'
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
Elliot Signs New Deal (WTF)
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
Toon Fixtures Picked For TV
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
Newcastle NOT Interested In Valencia!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
Look At These Newcastle Teams - THIS Is The Reason!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd June
They Just Keep On Truckin'
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd June
Shock Of The Day!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd June
Rooney says 'Sorry'
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd June
Not Nasty? Not Good Enough More Like!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd June
Almost As Bad Excuse For Head-But As Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd June
The Thugs Bow Out
- Newcastle United Sat 21st June
Toon Duo Inspire 'On Fire' French!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st June
The Queen Wants To Smack Balotelli In The Face!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st June
'Don't Blame England Defenders' ... You Are Joking!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st June
Suarez Says What Inspired Him To Beat England!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st June
Naive Or Not Good Enough?
- Newcastle United Sat 21st June
Club Owners - A World Of Greed And Pettiness
- Newcastle United Sat 21st June
Ashley Won't Pay Wages So Lescott Goes To ...
- Newcastle United Sat 21st June
Ameobi In Talks With Wednesday!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st June
Ashley Gets Tough With Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st June
Tiote Still On Course For Glory!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th June
No-Hopers Fail To Find The Net
- Newcastle United Fri 20th June
England's Worst Squad In Living Memory? We Told You!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th June
We Are 'Clutching At Straws'!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th June
Hodgson: 'We Handled Suarez Well'!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th June
Suarez Slags Off the English!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th June
Balotelli Wants A Kiss Off The Queen!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th June
Paper-Weight Perez Another Anita?
- Newcastle United Fri 20th June
Lasogga Snubs Toon For Hamburg!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th June
Former Toon Player Goes To Prison!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th June
Don't Rule Them Out!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th June
The End Of An Era!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th June
One Of The Greatest Games Ever?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th June
Clarky Signs Up Geordie Boy!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th June
Colback Counts Down The Days!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th June
England Players Fight Against 'Miserable Summer'
- Newcastle United Thu 19th June
England Team News!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th June
Mourinho The Next England Manager!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th June
Spurs Kick Out Sir Les!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th June
Now Pardew Blames World Cup!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th June
NUFC Fixtures - Mackems At Christmas!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th June
Shearer Shoots Down Lazy Striker!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th June
Oooops! I Thought i Had It!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th June
Is This Really The 'New Generation'?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th June
Hammers 'Undermine' Big Sam?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th June
Taylor's Nightmare To End?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th June
Newcastle Laugh At Cardiff Price Tag!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th June
Boro Rule Out Ameobi Offer!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th June
Shola Tries To Liven Up 'Utter Rubbish'!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Two-Faced Dixon Got Ginola Sent Off!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Yanks Nick A Win
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Rooney Trains With Substitutes!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
He Looked Ready To Fill His Pants!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Celtic Name No 2
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Look Away NOW Pardew!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Sturridge Argument Holds No Water!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Colo - No Loud Mouth!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Mackem Fixture Continue To Be Top Draw For Geordies!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Smogs Want Sammy Back!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Will Toon World Cup Players Be Drained?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Ben Arfa Rules Out Middle East Move!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Former Toon Boss Backs Messi Ahead Of Maradona!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th June
Debuchy Plays His Part For Les Bleus
- Newcastle United Mon 16th June
Super Sub Takes the Glory
- Newcastle United Mon 16th June
When The Going Gets Tough ...
- Newcastle United Mon 16th June
He Turned Down The Baggies Job!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th June
Bernard Warning To Ashley!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th June
Lasaggo Doesn't Rule Out Toon Move!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th June
Last Chance Saloon For Boss!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th June
Costa Rica Star Heading To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th June
Leeds Snub ANOTHER Offer For McCormack!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th June
Pardew 'Media Have Got Their Teeth In!'
- Newcastle United Mon 16th June
Pardew Gets His Wish - Ben Arfa Set To Leave!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th June
Toon Target Does What He Does Best!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th June
Gutierrez Out Of The Blocks
- Newcastle United Sun 15th June
Victory For Attack-Minded Tactics!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th June
Sorry Folks But I Thought England ...
- Newcastle United Sun 15th June
WBA Name Their Man And It Ain't Hughton!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th June
Shearer Hits Out At 'Out Of Sorts' Rooney
- Newcastle United Sun 15th June
Will England Qualify? Bookies Go Evens
- Newcastle United Sun 15th June
Not Bad For An Opener
- Newcastle United Sat 14th June
The Wheels Nearly Came Off
- Newcastle United Sat 14th June
The Result That Will Change World Football!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th June
Are They Good Enough ... I'm Not So Sure!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th June
It's Time for The Man To Stand Up!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th June
Come On Roy - There's No Pele In That Team!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th June
Nicollin Hits Out At Newcastle Utd!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th June
McCormack To Snub Toon For Derby?
- Newcastle United Sat 14th June
Italy Have Doubts Over Keeper
- Newcastle United Sat 14th June
Remy Hits Out At Brazilian Cheat!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th June
Bony Is 'Too Good' For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th June
Police Expecting Riots
- Newcastle United Thu 12th June
Blatter 'The Bung' Hits Back
- Newcastle United Thu 12th June
Do World Cup Outsiders Stand A Chance?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th June
Is This WORST England World Cup Sqad EVER?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th June
Perotti Set For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th June
Haidara Has Yet To Prove He Is Prem Quality!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th June
Ashley Tells Pardew 'Play Him Or Sell Him!'
- Newcastle United Thu 12th June
Gomis Not Motivated By Money? Pull The Other One!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th June
He Crashed His Ferrari? The New Kieron Dyer?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th June
Colback Will Be Fine! Remember Shearer And Keegan!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th June
Debuchy Crocked!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th June
Roma? I'd Take Their Hand Off!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th June
Colback Signs - Give Him A Chance!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th June
Geordie Boy Misses Out At Celtic!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th June
Milner - Yes Or No?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th June
Toon Go Raiding At Burnley!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th June
Marseille Up Bid For Cabella!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th June
Newcastle Shoot Down Leeds Claims!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th June
It's Pizza And Slippers For Krul!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th June
Ashley Tells Pardew To Bring In Youth!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th June
Gutierrez Told To Leave!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th June
Newcastle Make First Signing - From The Bargain Bin!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th June
England's Rivals Blow Hot And Cold!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th June
England 2 Ecuador 2
- Newcastle United Thu 5th June
Concern For Oxlade-Chamberlain
- Newcastle United Thu 5th June
Cabaye Questions Pardew's Mentality!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th June
Toon Star Wins First Cap!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th June
Debuchy In Shop Window!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th June
Rob Lee - Forget French And Buy British!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th June
Shola 'Yanks Will Feel The Heat'!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th June
Oh No - Not ANOTHER De Jong!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th June
What Did We Learn? Nothing We Didn't Know!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th June
Derby Sign Toon Goalkeeper!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th June
Skipper Has Been Named
- Newcastle United Wed 4th June
Newcastle Close In On Perez!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th June
Colback To Snub £10m West Ham Offer To Go To Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th June
Leeds Striker Heading To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th June
No Question Of Penalies This Time?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th June
Has Ashley Distanced Himself From NUFC?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th June
Shola's Nigeria Get Draw
- Newcastle United Wed 4th June
Will Pardew Miss The Boat With Abeid?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th June
Will England Get Past Group Stage?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th June
Colback Is A Geordie - Let's Respect That!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th June
Mackem Gives Warning 'You're Too Nice!'
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd June
Geordie Boy To Manage Celtic!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd June
Pardew Target Goes To Wigan!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd June
Milner Upbeat On Move
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd June
Shola Won't Be Going To Australia!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd June
All Singing - All Dancing - The Pride Returns!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June
Former Toon Striker Misses World Cup!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June
Debuchy Misses Out!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June
England Arrive In Sweltering Heat
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June
Taylor Watches World Cup On the Telly
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June
Ashley So Slow To Catch On!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June
Bendtner For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June
Flying The Flag For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June
Joey Barton - 'Philosopher' My Backside!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June
Ex-Mackem Knocks Back Celtic!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June
Squads Have Been Named
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June
Yanga-Mbiwa Move To Toon Cost Him World Cup Place!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd June