Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Ashley Meets Coloccini
- Newcastle United Wed 30th April
Rob Lee Backs Supporter's Protest
- Newcastle United Wed 30th April
Toon Head Down Under
- Newcastle United Wed 30th April
Shell-Shocked Bayern Want Remy
- Newcastle United Wed 30th April
Colo & Williamson 'We Don't Talk Anymore!'
- Newcastle United Wed 30th April
The Game That Ruined NUFC's Season!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th April
Pardew Braced For The Flak!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th April
Norwich Relegation Could Help Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th April
Ranger - A Disaster Just Waiting To Happen
- Newcastle United Tue 29th April
21 Million Reasons Why Pardew Won't Walk!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th April
Did Any Toon Player Come Anywhere Near FA XI?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Suddenly 'Red Rum' Is Back In Fashion!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Would Toon Army Trust Moyes?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
What Now For Heartbroken Gunner?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Pardew In Dug-Out - Hip-Hip-Hoooray!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Pardew - 'He Has More Bottle Than Me!'
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Wombles Docked Points - Why Not Sunderland?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Perch Out To Dump Clarky Into League 1
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Mackem King Kev Hangs Up His Boots
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
All Eyes On Pardew?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Shola Heads Away From His Newcastle Safety Blanket
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
De Jong Will Be Sent Back To Germany!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Toon Fans Stuck In North London!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
For How Much Longer Do We Take This?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Pardew's New Record - Worst Run in 37 Years!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Arteta Happy With Easy Win
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Pardew: 'Tube Strike Cost Us The Win!'
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
We Have To Get This Cancer Out Of Our Club!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th April
Fulham Collapse Could Save Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Wenger Will Sign Remy If Bid For Mandzukic Fails!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Ashley To Decide - Pardew Or Ben Arfa!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Ranger Punches Woman Three Times!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Owen Predicts Toon Annihilation!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Has Gerrard Cost Liverpool The Title?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
West Ham Fans More Critical Than Geordies?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Ashley Sick Of Foreign Flops?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Pardew Still Aiming To Please Ashley
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Pardew Tells Ben Arfa To Stay At Home!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Toon Fans Back The Heed!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Scouser Says Toon Boss Has Done Well!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
What Weight Will Toon Fight At?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Rangers Waiting For Ashley To Save Them?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th April
Is Ferguson Out To Destroy Man Utd To Keep His Legacy?
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
Mackems Won't Be Playing Yeovil Next Season!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
The Signing That Could Save Pardew's Face With Fans?
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
Squeeky Bum Time For Them Sad Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
Geordie Boy Wants To Ruin Gateshead's Promotion Hopes!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
Will Pardew Decide On Ben Arfa For Arsenal?
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
Let's See What Insiration Pardew Brings From Dugout!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
One Player Who Has Missed The Europa League
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
Merson: 'Toon Can't Win For Toffee!'
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
Supermac Tells Players To 'Earn Your Money!'
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
Former Toon Star Hits Back At Twitter Abuse!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
Sky Sports Want A Toon Fan For Monday!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
Will We Get Revenge Over Liverpool For 1996?
- Newcastle United Sat 26th April
Cabaye On The Brink Of Medal
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Pardew Looks At 'A Couple Of Things'
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Perch 'I've Had A Taste Of Wembley'
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Gosling Won't Take It Personally
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Pardew Still Looking For Value For Money
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Toon Defeat Could Get Monk The Job
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Colo 'We Aren't Playing Like A Team'
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Moyes Looking For A Club - Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Cabaye Fee Could Go To Pay Off Pardew!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Pardew Already At Conflict With Charnley!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Pardew Claims Players 'Over Used'!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Harvey Gets Recognition ... At Last!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Newcastle Utd Was His Life!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Toon Defender Suffers Injury Blow
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
Pardew's Problems - All 60 Of Them!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
He Rules Himself Out Of Man Utd Job!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th April
They Said 'No!' To Mike Ashley!!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd April
Toon Flops Don't Get A Mention
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd April
Beardsley: 'We Should Be In The Final Every Year'
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd April
Owen Mocked In Anfield Dressing Room!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd April
No Offers For Shola But Expect Burnley To Move Soon
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd April
De Jong Doesn't Have A Hope In Hell Of Deal!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd April
Fraser Forster To Go Back To Club He Loves!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd April
Toon 'Entertainers' For All Wrong Reasons!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd April
Pardew Braced As Ashley Returns To Decide His Future!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd April
Shola Points Finger Of Blame At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd April
Newcastle's St George's Day Lions
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd April
Moyes Sacked!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd April
At Look At Those In Line For United Job
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd April
Pardew Desperate To Please Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd April
Toon Defender Set For World Cup?
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd April
Ferdinand For The Toon?
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd April
Ladbrokes Tip Moyes To Take Over At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd April
Toon Legend On The Mend
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd April
Armstrong Or De Jong?
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd April
Pedro's Boys Up For The Cup
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd April
Mackems Know Defeat Will Relegate Them!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd April
Is Carroll Good Enough For World Cup?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st April
Berbatov Keeps Cabaye Waiting
- Newcastle United Mon 21st April
Has The Fat Lady Sung?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st April
Gosling Genuine Or Kissing Ass?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st April
The Fourth Frenchman To Return Home!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st April
Cisse Has Broken Kneecap!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st April
'It's Not Good Enough' Debuchy
- Newcastle United Mon 21st April
Ba Won't Return To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st April
Pulis And Pardew To Switch Jobs?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st April
Edgar's Premier League Dream Happens!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st April
Moyes On The Brink!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st April
Toon 1 Swansea 2
- Newcastle United Sun 20th April
Swansea Boss Delighted But ...
- Newcastle United Sun 20th April
Pardew Has Security Left - Right - And Everywhere Else!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th April
Former Toon Boss Set For Sack?
- Newcastle United Sun 20th April
Oh Dear ... Mackems Produce More Miracles!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th April
Pardew Hammering Gets National Backing!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th April
Pardew & Ashley Will Remain - So Will 50,000 Geordies!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th April
Shola Does What He Is Told - Nothing More Or Less!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th April
Have Cisse & De Jong Played Their Last Toon Games?
- Newcastle United Sun 20th April
Pardew Excuse - Blame Carver!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th April
Pulis For Newcastle? He's No 'Yes Man'!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th April
Who Goes - Taylor Or Pardew?
- Newcastle United Sat 19th April
The Chronicle Put Pardew In His Place!
- Newcastle United Sat 19th April
More Lies From Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sat 19th April
Saturday's Team News
- Newcastle United Fri 18th April
Outside Source Unsettling Swans?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th April
Pardew Goes For Three At The Back
- Newcastle United Fri 18th April
Pardew Wants To Be 'New Bobby Robson'!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th April
Toon Stars Miss Out On Top Award
- Newcastle United Fri 18th April
Former Toon Boss Names His Manager Of The Year
- Newcastle United Fri 18th April
When Newcastle Shocked The World!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th April
The Latest To Be Hit With Mystery Injury!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th April
Can We Expect 100% From French Players?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th April
Mackems Take City Down With Them!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th April
Seriously - Is This The Man To Replace Cabaye?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th April
Some Arab Is Gonna Be Very Unhappy!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th April
Last Chance Saloon For De Jong!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th April
Swansea To Add More Misery To Pardew?
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Nolan And Carroll Heading To Championship?
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Pardew Faces The Wrath Of Hell On Saturday!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Half-Hearted Toon Gift Swansea Victory!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Congratulations To Luton Town!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Men Jailed For Attacking Newcastle Legend
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
French Stars Pulling Our Plonker?
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Ben Arfa Set To Call Time If Pardew Stays!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Toon Fans Wanted By Sky Sports - Are You Interested?
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Shay Comes In Out Of The Cold
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
King Keegan Pays Tribute!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Bruce Wants Mackems To Have Point Deduction!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Poyet Still Standing (And He Wants To Be A Geordie)!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
The Man Who Will Replace Pardew ...
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
52,000 Toon Fans Cannot Be Wrong!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Duff Will Leave Fulham
- Newcastle United Wed 16th April
Pardew - Welcome To Hell!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th April
Big Sam 'We're Not Safe!'
- Newcastle United Tue 15th April
Was Pardew Unlucky With Ireland?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th April
Did Pardew Sign The Wrong Player?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th April
Toon Fans Cause Their Own Misery!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th April
Signing For Newcastle A 'Wind Up'?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th April
Good News (At Last) For Pardew
- Newcastle United Tue 15th April
Harper Fears Pardew Has Made Massive Mistake!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th April
Krul Takes Stick From Best Mate!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Edgar's Premier League Dream Put On Hold
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Will Remy Ever Be As Good As He Thinks He Is?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Pardew Refuses To Talk To Lee Ryder (Chronicle)
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Coloccini Confonted Pardew On Saturday!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Clueless Pardew Tries To Find A System!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Pardew Wont Go Unless He Gets Mega £m Payoff!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Poyet 'There Is Something Wrong In Sunderland!'
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Shola 'What Crisis? Newcastle Is Always In Crisis'
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Ben Arfa Blames Pardew For Shambles At The Club!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Pardew Plucks A Letter In A Million!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Do Man City Want 32-Year Old Coloccini?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Cabaye Deal To Get PSG In Trouble?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Poyet Sacked?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th April
Pardew Gets 'Sorry' From Sunday Sun!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Stoke 1 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Not Another De Jong!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
French Players Put Toon Second!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Another Bad Day At Black Rock For Mackems
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Would You Have Hughton Back?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Pardew 'We Need To Settle Supporters Down'!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Stoke Hero Holds Up His Hand
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Pardew 'Shoe Licking' Once Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Will Ashley Stop 14,000 Fans Walking?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Pardew Digs Himself A Grave!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Rybolovlev Open To Newcastle Offer?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Fourth Game Running Colo Says 'It Wasn't Good Enough'
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Will Ashley Take £10m For Krul?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Pardew Here For The Money - Not The Glory!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Former Toon Boss Takes Floral Tribute
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
End For The Mag - No Shock There Then?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Atletico Madrid Want Remy!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th April
Mackem To Sign For Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th April
Toon Ready To Send Dutchman Packing
- Newcastle United Thu 10th April
What Next For Mackem Slayer?
- Newcastle United Thu 10th April
Has Ashley Lined Up Pardew Replacement?
- Newcastle United Thu 10th April
Toon Hammered (Again!)
- Newcastle United Sun 6th April
Scousers Dominate ´Supa Sunday´
- Newcastle United Sun 6th April
Moyes Hails Mata
- Newcastle United Sun 6th April
Man Utd Reserves Thump Heartless Geordies
- Newcastle United Sun 6th April
Pardew Walked Out - Did He Ask For His Money Back?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th April
Ashley Will Have To Sell Newcastle To Get Rangers!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th April
Mackems To Have Points Taken Away
- Newcastle United Fri 4th April
Pardew Has A Kitty (Apparently)
- Newcastle United Fri 4th April
And ANOTHER Frenchman Jumps Ship!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th April
Magical Misery Tour
- Newcastle United Fri 4th April
No Fixture Changes For Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 4th April