Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Alan Hansen - 'Newcastle Are Nothing!'
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
Even Shearer Has Doubts Now!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
'Lukaku For Toon' - Latest News
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
Elliot Can't Even Watch The Video!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
Toon Legend Back In The Frame
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
Santon 'It Could Have Been 9-0'!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
Coloccini Wants Out Of The Toon Hell Hole!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
One Player Who Would Love To See Pardew Sacked?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
Why Should We Suffer? Get The Mackems Dooooon!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
Former Toon Boss Rocks The Boat At Spurs!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
Man Utd, Wonga And Calamitous Defending
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
Another Six Years Of Pardew? It Won't Happen!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
Geordie Carroll Helps Send Mackems Down!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st March
Who Is Your Money On?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th March
Saints 4 Magpies 0
- Newcastle United Sun 30th March
Sad Day For Toon And Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th March
Pochettino Happy To Go English
- Newcastle United Sun 30th March
Lack Of Energy Or Last Of Heart?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th March
Travelling Toon Fans Have Had Enough Of Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th March
Pardew Blames Midweek Fixture For Horror Show!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th March
Everton Could Tept Newcastle Target With Europe!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th March
Another Club Joins The Queue For Remy
- Newcastle United Sun 30th March
Injury-Prone Richards A Good Buy For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th March
Former Toon Star On £85,000-A-Week!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th March
Team News - Saints v Magpies
- Newcastle United Sat 29th March
'Shoe Licker' Praises His Own Record (As Always)
- Newcastle United Sat 29th March
Ashley Gives Pardew His Orders!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th March
Krul Pins Hopes On Last Gasp Reprieve!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th March
Pardew Takes Swipe At Ashley For Not Spending!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th March
Will Dummett Learn From His 'Roasting'
- Newcastle United Sat 29th March
Cabaye Step Closer To That Medal
- Newcastle United Sat 29th March
Toon Defender Hails 'Successful' Season
- Newcastle United Sat 29th March
He's Back In The Dressing Room - Will It Help?
- Newcastle United Sat 29th March
Boo-Boys Get the Better Of Former Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th March
Ashley Says Barcelona Want Coloccini!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th March
More Fixtures As UEFA Confirm Changes
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Never Mind Geordies ... Where Are The Brits?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Mackems Lose - Geordie Boy Rants ...
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Another Chocolate Medal For Forster
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Krul's World Cup Hopes Take Another Battering
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Coloccini Set To Call Time On Toon Career?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Toon Beat Man Utd And Youngster Saves The Day
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Anita Backs Dutch Flop
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
What Has Happened To Haidara?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Saints Treat Pardew 'Harshly' Once Again!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
It's The Red And White Stripes That Bother Me!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Toon Legend Turns Down Forest Job!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Will Ashley Dump Newcastle For Rangers?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Pardew Wants Fans To Back Struggling Striker
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Krul Out For Up To Three Weeks!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Pardew Wants 'Beauty And Grace'
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Pompey Chimes Ringing For Last Time?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Solano - 'Pardew Should Learn From Sir Bobby'!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th March
Toon 0 Everton 3
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
Who Is Your Money On?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
Is Ashley Back In Love With Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
Carver (And Ben Arfa) Feeling The Pressure
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
With Pardew There We Have Someone To Shout At!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
Toon Players Already On Their Holidays!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
Did We See The New Gazza?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
Mancs Had Enough? They Want Banner Taken Down!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
Ba Wants To Play In Italy!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
Former Toon Boss 'Don't Blame The Keeper!'
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
Gutierrez To Return!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
Mackem Players Braced For Relegation!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th March
Newcastle Get The 'Numpty'!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Toon Defender Out With Tonsillitis
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Pardew 'Boot Licking' Again To Get Funds!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Pardew Claims Everton Won't Get Lukaku
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Pardew Slams Europa League AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Does Pardew Deserve Credit For Ben Arfa's Assist?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Toon Make Three Signings
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Pardew Backs Moyes At Old Trafford
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Pardew On Ashley - Pass The Sick Bucket!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Ban Has Given Toon Boss A New 'Perspective'
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Martinez Understand's Pardew's Frustration
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Newcastle 0-3 Everton- Match Report
- Newcastle United Tue 25th March
Jagielka Set For St James' Park
- Newcastle United Mon 24th March
Saints Blow Chance To Topple Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 24th March
Pardew Checks Out His Old Buddies
- Newcastle United Mon 24th March
Carver Sees Ben Arfa As Key To Success
- Newcastle United Mon 24th March
Newcastle's Mr Jeckle & Hyde
- Newcastle United Mon 24th March
Pardew's Programme Notes
- Newcastle United Mon 24th March
Ba On His Way - Debuchy In The Stands
- Newcastle United Mon 24th March
Pulis Will Get The Game Done Away With!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th March
Former Toon Coach Rushed To Hospital!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th March
God Bless Chris Hughton
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Toon 1 Palace 0
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Cisse Can't Wait For End Of 'Difficult Season'
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Ashley Turns Up To Surprise Us All!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Pardew Went To St James' Park To Meet Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Has Cisse Got The Monkey Off His Back?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Colo Hails Success For Attacking Football!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Pulis Blames Ref's Watch For Defeat!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Was Newcastle's Wage Bill The Difference?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Mackems - Yer DOOOOMED!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Why Can't Pardew Get The Best Out Of Ben Arfa?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Spurs To Challenge Gunners For Remy!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd March
Cabaye To Face Chelsea
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Former Toon Boss Tells Moyes To ...
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Pardew Wonders Where Goals Will Come From
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Why Is Cisse A Shadow Of His Former Self?
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Pardew Writes Off This Season
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Pardew To Pop Down The Pub To Watch The Match?
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Words Of Warning For Toon Players
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Pulis 'Horses For Courses'
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Why Hodgson Never Comes To St James' Park
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Ashley Sells Off Gallowgate Land
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
No Goal From Mackem Slayer For 15 Months!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Toon v Palace Team News
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Ashley Confirms Remy Has Talks With Arsenal
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd March
Good News From The Palace (For Newcastle)
- Newcastle United Thu 20th March
The True Facts About Gosling!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th March
£8m For De Jong! Would You Pay It?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th March
Pulis Says Toon Players Won't Miss Pardew
- Newcastle United Thu 20th March
Mackem-Slayer Knows Sunderland Give Us A Chance!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th March
Fans Force Ashley To Hand Over The Money!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th March
Cabaye To Get His European Dream?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th March
Will Pardew Ever Get That Return 'Home'?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th March
From Ketsbaia's 'Radgy' To ...
- Newcastle United Wed 19th March
Toon Forgotten Man To Return?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th March
Pardew Ban Stays - Sky Sports Blunder!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th March
Colo's Major Weakness ...
- Newcastle United Wed 19th March
Armstrong's 'One Step For Man ...
- Newcastle United Wed 19th March
Krul Suggests 'It's Time To Buy At Newcastle'
- Newcastle United Wed 19th March
Johnson Blames Mackems For Him Missing World Cup!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th March
When Is A Head-Butt Not A Head-Butt?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th March
Is EVERY Chairman A Spoilt Brat?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th March
Magpies Reach the Final
- Newcastle United Tue 18th March
Mackem Slayer Wants Dynamic Swansong
- Newcastle United Tue 18th March
Toon's 'Worst Record Of 92 League Clubs'!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th March
Come On Hughton - Be A Hero And Beat The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th March
Palace Fans Claim 'Toon Useless Without Remy'!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th March
He Played For Us Both - Magpies & Eagles
- Newcastle United Tue 18th March
Pardew's Season Ambition Could Come True!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
Toon Youngster Missed Chance To Be A Hero
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
Carver Blames Linesman For Toon Defeat
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
Would Lukaku Come To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
Ashley One In 12.6million?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
Toon Striker Claims 'We Were Boring!'
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
The One Thing Kinnear Got Right!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
The Mackem Countdown To Relegation - Pt 1
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
De Jong - Hardly Setting Tyneside On Fire!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
Pardew Needs Reality Check
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
Westwood The Pirate - Our Memories
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
Will The Chairman 'Walk the walk'?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
Dutch Eyes On Faltering Krul!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th March
Toon Defeat Piles Pressure On Mackems
- Newcastle United Sun 16th March
Why Is Pardew Still Being Linked To ...
- Newcastle United Sun 16th March
Fulham 1 Newcastle 0
- Newcastle United Sun 16th March
Shearer Victory Was Never In Doubt
- Newcastle United Sun 16th March
Don't Read Too Much Into Remy-Spurs Link
- Newcastle United Sun 16th March
Fulham Boss No Complaint About Chalked Off Goal
- Newcastle United Sun 16th March
Carver Had Two 'Phone A Friend' Conversations
- Newcastle United Sun 16th March
Toon Star Insists: 'We Were Robbed!'
- Newcastle United Sun 16th March
Goal-Line Technology Comes To Newcastle's Aid
- Newcastle United Sun 16th March
Pardew's Absence Didn't Cost Defeat
- Newcastle United Sun 16th March
Carver Wants 'More From Cisse'
- Newcastle United Sun 16th March
City Tell Pardew 'No Chance'
- Newcastle United Sat 15th March
Another French Player Cries Off!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th March
Pardew: 'Game Plan Not So Good At Home'
- Newcastle United Sat 15th March
Is There Still Life In Cabella Transfer?
- Newcastle United Sat 15th March
Remy - De Jong Partnership Short Lived!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th March
Toon Defender 'I Have A Dream'
- Newcastle United Sat 15th March
What Is It With Roma And Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sat 15th March
Pardew To 'Phone A Friend'
- Newcastle United Sat 15th March
Former Toon Boss Scoops Top Prize
- Newcastle United Fri 14th March
Carver In 'No Win' Situation? I'm Not So Sure!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th March
Gazza To Help Pardew Over 'Issues'
- Newcastle United Fri 14th March
Colo Backs The 'Shoe Licker'
- Newcastle United Fri 14th March
Harvey Plaque For Gallowgate End
- Newcastle United Thu 13th March
Hangeland 'We Cannot Feel Sorry For Ourselves'
- Newcastle United Thu 13th March
Toon Manager For Two Games - 10 Years Apart!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th March
NUFC Team Talks In A Hotel
- Newcastle United Thu 13th March
Gosling Gets Personal Hearing
- Newcastle United Thu 13th March
The Reasons Why The Mackems Will Be Relegated!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th March
Hughton The One And Only (Black Manager)
- Newcastle United Thu 13th March
Here We Go ... French Players Do A 'Marcelino'
- Newcastle United Thu 13th March
Pardew: 'I Want To Be A Better Manager'
- Newcastle United Thu 13th March
Pardew Kisses St Ashley's Feet
- Newcastle United Thu 13th March
You'll Never Guess Who's Been Arrested ...
- Newcastle United Thu 13th March
Carver v Bellamy - Who Threw The Chair?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th March
What Reception Will Pardew Get?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th March
Bigirimana Returns In Low Key Fixture
- Newcastle United Wed 12th March
Harper's Two Caps
- Newcastle United Wed 12th March
Pardew Tells Carver 'I'm Still The Boss!'
- Newcastle United Wed 12th March
Toon Striker: 'You Can Have Any Girl You Want!'
- Newcastle United Wed 12th March
Charlton Questions: 'What Happened To The Money?'
- Newcastle United Wed 12th March
Stadium Ban For Pardew?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
What Did Gosling Bet On?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Stars In Their Eyes
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Arsenal Have The Edge Over Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Wednesday Is D-Day For Pardew
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Toon Youngster Picks Up Award
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Another £65m Bonus For Ashley
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Sat On The Bench - But No Regrets
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Curtis Good Leaves Dundee United
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Who Says Williamson Is The Quiet One?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Ranger In Court AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Toon Break Has Players 'More Than 100% Fit'
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Dabizas Behind Toon Kid's Revival
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Remy's 'Come And Get Me' To Arsenal?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Our Thanks To You All!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Poyet's Son Won't Be Heading To Mackemland
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Cabaye Wins Most Unlikeliest Of Awards
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Toon Crash Out Of Youth Cup
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
First Goal In 317 Mins Crushes Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
From The Tyne To Putney Bridge
- Newcastle United Tue 11th March
Silence Is 'Deafening' Over Manager Speculation!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th March
Mackems - Back To 32,000 Empty Seats?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th March
10 Cup Finals Or Life On Easy Street For Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th March
Remy Struggling For Fulham Fixture
- Newcastle United Mon 10th March
Toon To Sign Arsenal Youngster?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th March
Carroll Following Beckham's Fashion Sense?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th March
Pardew Goes All Personal - Wednesday
- Newcastle United Mon 10th March
All French At Newcastle Schools
- Newcastle United Mon 10th March
Obertan's 'Loan And Buy Sale'!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th March
Demba Ba - In From The Cold
- Newcastle United Sun 9th March
Cabaye A Step Closer To Medal
- Newcastle United Sun 9th March
Wenger Will Pay Remy's Wages - Ashley Won't!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th March
Geordie Boy The WORST Striker Ever?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th March
Twitter - The Modern Curse Of Football
- Newcastle United Sun 9th March
St James' Park Invasion - 40 Years To The Day!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th March
Were Toon Wrong To Let This Striker Go?
- Newcastle United Sat 8th March
Pardew Gets Advice From Unlikeliest Of Sources!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th March
Mackem Blames Dug-Out Design - Not Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th March
International Concern For One Toon Star
- Newcastle United Sat 8th March
Shearer About To See One Record Fall
- Newcastle United Sat 8th March
Pardew Told 'Learn From Keegan'!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th March
What Now For Pardew?
- Newcastle United Sat 8th March
Gunman Arrested Near St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th March
Santon - Stay Or Go?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th March
Debuchy 'Don't Believe The Rumours!'
- Newcastle United Fri 7th March
Toon Unsung Hero Ready For Biggest Stage!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th March
Toon Goal Talk Of The Toon
- Newcastle United Fri 7th March
Toon Want To Save SJP Pitch
- Newcastle United Fri 7th March
What Now For Lee Clark?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th March
Savage Hits Back At Newcastle Fans!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th March
Rooney Predicts 'Headache For Gaffa'?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
'Insomnia' Out For Rest Of The Season
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
Krul Worried For No Reason?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
Santon Injured? Don't Think So!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
Why Has Haidara Gone Off The Boil?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
Mackems Give Toon Extra Euro Lifeline!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
Remy A Step Nearer Brazil?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
Toon Star 'It's Great To Win Away!'
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
Game Switched Away From St James' Park
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
Pardew's 'Stage For Maniacs!'
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
You HAVE To Read This!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
Like Flies Around A Sunderland Shirt!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
As Expected - Pardew Takes Punishment!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th March
Toon Fan Gets A Reply From Humberside Police
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
Bayern Munich To Check Out Debuchy Tonight!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
Remy Has Real Fight On His Hands!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
The Day Keegan Tried To Sign Rooney!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
'I Could Have Vomited At Charvet Pay Off!'
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
Ashley 'Leave Me Alone!'
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
Pardew Will NEVER Become England Manager!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
Toon Player Admits Cabaye Rocked The Boat
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
Krul Dropped!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
Krul Would Welcome Remy Signing
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
Ferguson Another Academy Failure!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
SJP Busker Gets Gear Confiscated
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
Andy Cole's Son Racially Abused!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
Someone Wave A Cheque At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th March
Newcastle Is Not Eldorado!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th March
Oh No - Southgate Gets In On The Act!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th March
Pardew Will NOT Appeal Charge!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th March
Toon Kids Seeking Silverware
- Newcastle United Tue 4th March
Keane's One Regret - He Didn't Smack Shearer!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th March
Campbell's 'Race Card' Gets No Sympathy
- Newcastle United Tue 4th March
Yanga-Mbiwa Not Happy On Tyneside?
- Newcastle United Tue 4th March
Everton Fixture Rearranged
- Newcastle United Tue 4th March
Pardew Is Wrong To Dismiss The League Cup!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th March
Ranger Cleared!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th March
Ashley Should Face Action Over Bonus Offer!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th March
Tears For The Mackems
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Bruce 'They Punished Us!'
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Toon Euro Hopes In John Carver's Hands
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Krul World Cup Hopes Put On Hold
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Cabaye A Step Closer To Title (From Subs Bench)
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
No Open Top Parade On Gus Bus!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Pardew Charged!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Former Toon Defender Talks Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Fans Ready To Turn On Hughton
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Geordie 'Goldfish' Wants QPR Stay
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Police Let Pardew Off The Hook
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Ashley Praised For Sticking By His Man
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Pardew Hits Back At Souness!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd March
Hull City 1 Newcastle Utd 4
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd March
Bellars Wants 'Perfect' Swansong
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd March
Man Utd Within Reach For Fighting Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd March
Ashley Refuses To Sack Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd March
Pardew: 'He Was Right On Top Of Me!'
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd March
Pardew's Message From Sir Alex Ferguson!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd March
Bruce: 'Pardew Is In Serious Trouble!'
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd March
'Over Hyped'? The FA Won't Think So!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd March
Former Toon Defender Says FA Is Racist!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd March
Campbell: 'Owen As Skipper Was Embarrassing!'
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd March