Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Pardew's Ambition? Does He Have Any?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th February
Bruce Knocked Back Ranger Because Of Rape Case!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th February
Coloccini Pleased To Be Back - For Now!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th February
Pardew; 'Beating Villa Didn't Make Everything OK'
- Newcastle United Fri 28th February
Pardew Picks Mackem As Manager Of The Year.
- Newcastle United Fri 28th February
Tiote Heading To Man City?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th February
Facebook Strikes Again - Cisse Doesn't Need This!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th February
Ashley Does Deal With Mackems
- Newcastle United Fri 28th February
No Statue For Pardew!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th February
The Man Who Saved Me A £200 Fine!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th February
Help For Heroes - Tonight Is The Night!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th February
Are You Heading To Hull?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th February
Newcastle Bottom Of Sky's Wanted List!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th February
Door Set To Slam Shut On Ranger!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th February
De Jong's '20 Minute Partnership'!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th February
World Cup Call Up For Toon 'Arab'?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th February
Hull To Make Summer Move For Toon Stalwart
- Newcastle United Thu 27th February
Mackem Victory Would Snub Out Toon Euro Hopes!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th February
Finney's Final Journey - RIP
- Newcastle United Thu 27th February
Winning Margins Are Down To QUALITY - Not Luck!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th February
Ashley At Last Finds His Voice
- Newcastle United Wed 26th February
Moyes Set For The Sack!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th February
Pardew Believes Remy Goal Has Changed His World
- Newcastle United Wed 26th February
Poor Taylor - He's Not Missed, Is He?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th February
Santon Another Step Near To Transfer
- Newcastle United Wed 26th February
Given Would Love Smoggy Move!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th February
Ashley Orders Open-Top Bus!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th February
England Expects ... At Last Some Hope
- Newcastle United Wed 26th February
Emotional Day For Former Toon Star
- Newcastle United Wed 26th February
What Has Gone Wrong With The Academy?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th February
Our Own League Cup Final
- Newcastle United Wed 26th February
Did Remy Goal Paper Over The Cracks?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th February
50 Shades Of Loony Toon Nile Ranger
- Newcastle United Tue 25th February
Gosling Is Well Wide Of The Mark!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th February
De Jong 'Everyone Is Happy'
- Newcastle United Tue 25th February
No Chelsea Future For Ba As Mourinho Conversation Leaked
- Newcastle United Tue 25th February
Would You Have Redknapp Or Laudrup As Toon Boss?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th February
Barton Hails Geordie Hero!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th February
Are You Watching Mike Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th February
Campaign To Get Williamson To Brazil!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th February
Is It Finally Time For A Jail Term?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th February
Pardew Admits 'We Struggled Over The Line'
- Newcastle United Mon 24th February
Most Important Goal In Pardew's Career?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th February
How Many Brain Cells In A Footballer's Head? Answer ...
- Newcastle United Mon 24th February
Elliot Hangs Off Krul Shirt Tails
- Newcastle United Mon 24th February
You Won't Hear A Word About Wembley Next Week!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th February
Remy Has A Dream - But Not With Us!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th February
NUFC Fans Meeting
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Do We Need The Minnows?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Mackems Dress Rehearsal Didn't Go Too Well, Did It?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Pardew Is Staying - What About His Players?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Selling Nolan Will Always Haunt Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Forster Sets New Record
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Ashley Couldn't Sell The Club For £100m - £250m Ain't Gona Happen!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Good Draw For England
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Newcastle 1 Aston Villa 0
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Toon Reach Magical 40Pts
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Nolan For England?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
One Club Man (And Newcastle!)
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
SJP - 'A Living Breathing Animal'
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Ugly Win Saves Pardew's Skin!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Ashley To Swap Newcastle For Rangers?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Newcastle 1-0 Aston Villa- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd February
Rooney Deal Shows The Bad Side Of Football!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd February
Hughton 'Why Worry - Be Happy'
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd February
Lambert 'SJP - The Perfect Stadium For Football'
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd February
Pardew: 'It's No More Pressure Than Fighting Relegation Last Season'
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd February
A Weight Off Remy's Mind?
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd February
Pardew 'Performance Against Villa Is Very Important'
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd February
Pardew Knows Ashley Has A Price On Debuchy
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd February
Which Toon Loan Stars Have A Future?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st February
Villa At Full Strength
- Newcastle United Fri 21st February
Remy 'Don't Think About the Future'!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st February
Success At SJP Is Shutting Up The Geordies!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st February
Toon Mid-Season Break Has Taken Us Back!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st February
Shola - 'Who Is Man Enough To Fill Cabaye's Boots?'
- Newcastle United Fri 21st February
Newcastle Utd, HIV And Emmerdale?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st February
Harper - 'I Understandt Newcastle Frustration'
- Newcastle United Fri 21st February
Newcastle Set To Put A Price On Debuchy's Head
- Newcastle United Fri 21st February
Ashley Lesson In 'How To Run A Business'
- Newcastle United Fri 21st February
Pardew - 'Players Are Hurting' And So Are The Fans!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st February
French Revolution Becomes English Nightmare!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th February
The 'Sadness' Of A Toon Legend!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th February
It's Time For Taylor To Move On!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th February
Ashley Worries Fans Will Stay Away!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th February
NUFC Confirm Ashley Was 'Winding Up' Supporters
- Newcastle United Thu 20th February
Toon Striker Wants His Chance
- Newcastle United Thu 20th February
Debuchy Latest Frenchman To Leave Titanic!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th February
The Day Shame Decended On St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th February
Does He Have A Drink Problem?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
Cabaye - The Reason Why He Left Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
Goodbye To The Mackem Slayer Unless Pardew Gets Sack!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
Ashley's Website Claims Ba Could Return To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
Ashley Bans Every Paper Apart From Beano & Watch Tower!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
NUFC Valued At £168m - Any Takers?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
Quinn - Ashley is Right But Pardew Is Wrong!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
Marveaux Forced To Train With The Kids!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
Cisse Refuses To Be Transfered!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
Cabaye Learns From The Big Fella!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
Ben Arfa Gets Pardew Out Of Jail!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
Mackem Hammers Pardew's Lack Of Ambition!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th February
Learn From Mackems - THIS Is How To Boycott!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th February
Is Ashley Trying To Offload Obertan Or Wind Up Fans?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th February
Taylor Looking Towards The Exit Door!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th February
Liverpool See Remy Replacement For Suarez!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th February
For 8th Time - 'We Must Respond'!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th February
Krul, Santon And Now ...
- Newcastle United Mon 17th February
FA Cup - The Outside Looking In
- Newcastle United Mon 17th February
No Backing For Pardew But Why Would Ashley Sack Him?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th February
'Ashley Out Campaign' - The Latest ...
- Newcastle United Mon 17th February
Great Keeper In A Tin-Pot League
- Newcastle United Mon 17th February
Curbishley And Wilkins Walk Out At Fulham!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th February
He Gets Backing But The Noose Tightens
- Newcastle United Mon 17th February
The Man To Buy NUFC - If We Thought Ashley Was Bad!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th February
32,223 Empty Seats At Sunderland!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th February
Hughton Get's The Dreaded Vote Of Confidence!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th February
Remy: 'The Team Has Missed Me'
- Newcastle United Sun 16th February
Pardew 'On The Brink'!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th February
The Sack Race!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th February
Ashley Changes Name Of Sports Direct Website
- Newcastle United Sun 16th February
For The Good Of The Team
- Newcastle United Sun 16th February
Premier League Won't Change Rules On Standing
- Newcastle United Fri 14th February
Paddy Power Upset Toon Bosses
- Newcastle United Fri 14th February
Fans Have Every Right To Moan About Heartless Players!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th February
Pardew 'Break Gives Us Chance To Get It Right'
- Newcastle United Fri 14th February
Former Toon Star 'Punched And Headbutted!'
- Newcastle United Fri 14th February
Toon Fans 'Be Careful What You Wish For'!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th February
Remy 'Rape' Latest ....
- Newcastle United Fri 14th February
Ashley Celebrates Spurs 4-0 Win Over Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th February
Hughton On His 'Last Legs' At Norwich!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th February
Pardew Future In The Balance!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th February
Sir Les At Spurs To Stay?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th February
Taylor Has Taken Enough!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th February
Press Won't Be Kind Because Pardew BANNED Them!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th February
Santon - United's Achilles Heel!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th February
Kinnear Was On Twice Danny Simpson's Wages!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th February
Mackems Back In The Relegation Mire (Oh Dear!)
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Sherwood And That Arsenal Tattoo
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Krul Blow To Newcastle
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Santon Like Phil Neville?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Toon Haven't Scored Since Pardew's Jolly Holiday!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
First Step Towards Moyes Sacking!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Ranger Arrested - He's Swindon's Problem Now!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Krul 'Let's Stop The Talking And Do Something!'
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Facts Prove Pardew Has Taken Us Backwards!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Pardew: 'Don't Look At Santon With The Naked Eye'
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Pardew Points To 'Lucky' Sherwood
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Pardew Doesn't Want Europe!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Tonight's Match - Weather Latest!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Be A Man Pardew - Walk Now!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Toon Crushed (Again!)
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
A Trial For Standing At Premier League Grounds?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Hodgson Takes Shearer's Advice
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Toon 0 Spurs 4
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Adebayor Skins 'Rabbit's Hind Leg' Toon Defence
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Sherwood 'It Could Have Been More!'
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Time For A Change At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Newcastle 0-4 Spurs- Match Report
- Newcastle United Wed 12th February
Geordie Boy Insists 'Moyes Is Right Man'!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Didn't Ireland Teach Pardew A Lesson!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Santon: 'We Are Getting Better'
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Sherwood Wants Toon Army To Turn On Their Team
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Cisse To Make Spurs Clash!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Pardew's Ambition To Catch Worst Man Utd Team In 25 Years!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Pardew Touchy About Colo Question!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Will Sherwood Kick The Toon When They're Down?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Boy Do Newcastle Need Another Famous No 9
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Cisse In The Shop Window
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Sherwood: 'Newcastle Can Make Europa League'
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Pardew 'Fans Can Go Over The Top'
- Newcastle United Tue 11th February
Harper Happy To Beat The Mackems (And the Mags)
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Santon Better Midfiel Player Than Defender?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
More Misery For Shell-Shocked Moyes
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Joke Of The Bundesliga - But He's Happy On Tyneside
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
I Apologise To Liverpool Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Pardew: 'I Need Help!'
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Pedro Back In The Hot Seat At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Pardew Pleased With Reaction After Mackem Humiliation!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
A Reminder For Absent-Minded Pardew
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Bellars Charged Again!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
City Date Switch
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Pardew Won't Name Boss Until End Of Season
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Pardew 'Proud' Of His Record!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Pardew Showers Himself With Praise (Again!)
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Ben Arfa Breaks Ashley's Heart!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Toon Have Scored In ONE Game In Last SEVEN!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th February
Chelsea 3 Newcastle 0
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
Ah Well ... At Least The Mackems Lost!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
Shearer's Tip Still Looks Good
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
Mourinho Kills The Horses!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
Pardew's Excuses? 'Don't Blame The Manager'!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
Is It Time To Unleash Adam Armstrong?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
Let's See Who WANTS To Play For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
The Reason Why Donachie Struck A Player!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
Debuchy Misses Spurs Visit
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
Taylor Hits Out At Press Reports After Mackem Humiliation!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
Dennis Wise Sued For £1m!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
Shearer's Amazing Attack On John Terry!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th February
Everybody Gets Involved In Carroll Incident!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th February
Did Kinnear Spoil Toon Zaha Bid?
- Newcastle United Sat 8th February
The Most Hated Man In Football!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th February
Hammers Won't Let Carroll Case Drop
- Newcastle United Fri 7th February
Unleash The Beast!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th February
Newcastle The Big Loser In Transfer Window!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th February
Ashley Punches Pardew In The Nose Quite Often!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th February
Would You Like Laudrup As Toon Boss?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th February
Anotherone Bites The Dust At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th February
Newcastle's Season Ended January 4th!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th February
Geodie Boy We Were Lucky To Miss Out On!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Kinnear Departure Makes No Difference!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Fans Ready To Turn On Pardew!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Tiote To Miss Chelsea Fixture!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Pardew Frustration Grows With Cisse
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Flores Hits Back At Carroll
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Cup Success At Newcastle? Don't Make Me Laugh!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Pardew And His 'Positives' Quote
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Cabaye's 'Machine' Faces
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Toon 'Spineless' For Chelsea Fixture
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Pardew: 'Kinnear Did A Good Job!'
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
St James' Park To Fall To Fourth Biggest!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Toon Player 'Struck By Manager'!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
Fans Revolt Sparks Pardew Into Meeting With Ashley!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
The Truth About Pardew's NO GO Transfer!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th February
How Much Power Do Supporters Have?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th February
No Homophobia Backing By Newcastle ... So Far
- Newcastle United Wed 5th February
Ashley's Official Line On Kinnear?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th February
Shearer Slams Ashley's Bizarre Communication Problem!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th February
Cabaye Was Smokescreen - Man U Wanted Tiote!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th February
The REAL Reason Why Kinnear Walked!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th February
One Down - Two More To Go!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
No Coloccini To Put Pride Back Into Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
Santon - Don't Believe The Hype!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
Llambias To Return To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
Cabella - Newcastle Not For Me!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
Dutchman Wants A Goal To Become A Geordie Hero!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
Ashley's Masterplan To Take Heat Off Pardew ...
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
The Reason Why Players Were Not Motivated Against Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
The NUFC 'Source' Who Talks To The Chronicle!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
The Latest Premiership Casualty
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
Carroll Loses Appeal
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
Chelsea's Pride - The Bridge
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
Hazard Pulls The Strings Against Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
Cabaye Ready For French Final!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th February
New Leaders After 'Super Sunday'
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Toon Star Says 'Sorry'!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
It Isn't The Fact Pardew Isn't A Geordie
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Curtis Good Doesn't Uproot Any Trees On Debut
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Pardew STILL Refuses To Blame Ashley!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Former Toon Star Dies Aged 54
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Toon Fined (Again) By FA
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Nolan Defends Carroll
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Anita Was A Rabbit Caught In The Headlights!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Cisse Can Still Walk Out!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Sammy Hit With Nerves Before Derby!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Poyet 4 Pardew 0 - It's Time For A Change At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Pardew Questions His Decision To Play De Jong
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Not So United - Man U And NUFC Suffering!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
FA To Ban Messages On T-Shirts
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Forster Stuck In 'Worst League In Football'!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Carroll Gets An Answer On Tuesday
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Curtis Good Still Wants Toon Future
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
Kinnear Quits - Pardew Gets His Way!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd February
It Wasn't Just A Mess - It Was A Disgrace!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd February
Fat Man ... Get Out Of Our Club!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd February
Kinnear - Not A Brain Cell In That Irish Head
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd February
Horror Debut In Horror Game!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd February
Those Jolly Holidays Have Done Newcastle No Good!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd February
All Is NOT Right At Newcastle As Players Fight Each Other!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd February
No Poyet OTT Celebration Like Di Canio
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd February
I Got Kicked Out Of SJP - But I'd Do The Same Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd February
Pardew Just Doesn't Understand Does He!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd February
Newcastle --- Sunderland- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 1st February