Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Hammers End Toon Run
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Keegan's Record Stays!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Big Sam Hails 'Massive Victory'
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Pardew Cannot Defend The Undefendable!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Elliot To Face Chelsea, Arsenal And Man Utd
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Why Is Every French Player Linked With Arsenal?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Ashley To Keep His Money In His Pocket In January!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Rangers Link Could Benefit Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Ex-Mackem Walks!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Cabella 'I Will Toughen Up'!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Carroll Return On The Cards?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Pardew 'Liverpool Didn't Think Things Through'
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Colo Could Face Carroll
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Big Sam 'Me And Pards Shouldn't Be Here'!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Krul Injury Has Elliot On Stand-By!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
Confirmed - Cabaye Is On His Way!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
Don't Blame Newcastle Or Pardew!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
Ashley Forced To Decide - Rangers Or Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
Toon Kid Yo Help Clarky's Impossible Dream?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
The Never Ending Ranger 'Messed Up' Story
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Toon 'Goal Machine' Chalks Of Champions League Place!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
'Wor Jackie' Warned Of Clarts - But It's The Cold That Bites!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Do We Need To 'Hate' The Mackems? PLEASE VOTE!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Gutierrez - Inspiration To Us All!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
No Champions League Dreaming From Players
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Barton - Taylor 'Puts Things Into Persective'
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Just Like Brazil? Na ... Holland!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Pardew Target Heads To South Coast
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Sissoko Up For Award
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Liverpool Take The Pressure Off Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Campbell - If He Can't Make An Impression At Hartlepool ...
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Is Gazza's 'Problem' News Anymore?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Is Any Defeat A 'Blessing'?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
A Bad Year For Football If Bale Is A 'Personality'!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Toon Progress In League Cup
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Not Career-Threatening But Still Six Weeks Out!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Cabaye Hammers The Hammers
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Toon Fans Don't Want Ched Evans At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Welcome Back To Toon Forgotten Man!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
It's Hammer Time
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Pardew 'I Will Disappoint Some Of Them'
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Champions League Here We Come?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
Colback Knew The Tide Would Turn
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
Toon Sweating On Taylor Injury
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
Pardew 'We Have Real Squad Depth'
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
Pressure Mounts On Harry 'The Bung'
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
Abeid Or Tiote? No Contest
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Newcastle Good Enough For Europe?
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Harry 'The Bung' Praises Ashley
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Pardew Will Know He Has Won Back The Fans When ...
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Would You Have Ched Evans At Newcastle - Please Vote!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Newcastle 1-0 QPR- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Cabaye Looks For Way Out!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Don't Twist Pardew's Words!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
'Another Fine Mess'? I Don't Think So!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Barton? One Of Us Or A Loud-Mouthed Bully?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Campbell Given Chance To Move Away
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Pardew v Gutierrez - The Battle Continues!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Forster Has Dream Return To Celtic Park
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Pardew 'Injuries Caused Because We Push Players Too Hard'
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
French Snub Toon Brigade
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Pardew 'I Will Never Know Ashley's Feelings'!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Toon French Connection Heading To Wembley!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Remie Looking Beyond QPR
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Former Toon Winger Retires!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Pardew Working With Confidence Mentor!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Vuckic and Bigirimana - What Now?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Gutierrez Will 'Never Forgive' Pardew!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Did Newcastle Really Bid For Ba?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Scotland v England - Do We Need It?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Moncur's Memories Of An England Great!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Abeid Misses QPR Fixture!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Shola The 'Rangers Slayer'!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Newcastle Away Support Was ALWAYS There!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Dummett Getting Involved In Something Special?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Andre-Pierre Gignac A Pardew Target?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Former Toon Player In 'Torture'!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Pardew 'We Are More Dangerous Without The Ball'
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Gutierrez Makes His Statement
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
England 100%
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Geordie Boy To Get His England Chance?
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
The Night Of The Minnows!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
When Coloccini Couldn't Even Make The Bench!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Pardew 'Fans Didn't Take To Dummett'
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Temuri Walks Out!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Football Supporter Dies After Fall!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th November
Ashley Now Takes Stick From Miliband!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th November
Pardew Has A Job To Do Too!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th November
Shearer's Confidence Ruined!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th November
Jonas Wins Award
- Newcastle United Sat 15th November
Perez In Perfect Harmony With Toon Army
- Newcastle United Sat 15th November
Will Kids Be Happy With Wonga?
- Newcastle United Sat 15th November
The Latest Fan Craze We DON'T Want In England!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Ashley And Barcelona (In The Same Article?)
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
FIFA Cannot Sink Any Lower
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Newcastle - Keeping Off The Front Pages!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Ebola Threat To Toon Players?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Taylor 'I Had Never Scored An Own-Goal Before'!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
The Problem With The Ameobi Brothers Is Simple ...
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Dropping Janmaat Is Holland's Loss!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Even Yeovil Don't Want Bigirimana!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Is Gutierrez Return Embarrassing For Pardew?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Where The Mackem Money Went To ...
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Concern Grows Over Coloccini Injury!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Shearer Has No Regrets!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Toon v Saints Fixture Change
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Do We Need This Competition?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Dyer And Bramble Hit Out At Outrageous Rule!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Cattermole Beats Colback To Prize!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Aarons Injured (Again)
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Pardew The 'Geezer'
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Toon Striker Joins 'The Heed'
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Credit To Ashley For Low Priced Gyms!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Crunch Time For Krul And Janmaat
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Rangers Fans Win Battle With Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Ashley 'Saves' Rangers Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Toon Player On The Move!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Geordie Boys Get Dream Cup Draw
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Concern As Colo Limps Off!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Janmaat Masterclass Has Toon Chasing European Dream!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Arsenal In Newcastle's Sights!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Don't Talk About Europe (Yet)
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Don't Fool Yourself Pardew! It's All About Money!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Did He Snub Real Madrid And Barca?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
At Last We Are Seeing The Best Of ...
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Fans Pay Their Money - They Have The Right To Voice An Opinion!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Toon Fan-Base Boost In ... India!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Give Fraser His Dream!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Wonder Goal 'Should Have Been Stopped'!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Why Can't We Be as Big As Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Fraser Forster On Course For Champions League (Again)
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
Pardew Gives Colback 7/10
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
Hang On Pardew - What About Williamson?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
What Is The Answer To Jeff Astle Debate?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
Leeds Utd ... It Could Have Been Us!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Team News For WBA Clash
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Pardew Cannot Change Cabella Overnight!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Pardew 'His Performances Have Surprised Me'!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Mackem Poppy Boy No 'War Monger'!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Taylor's Mentor Defends Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Former Toon Star Facing the Sack!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th November
Big Sam Pips Pardew To Award!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th November
So Who Loves Ashley Then?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th November
Marveaux Doesn't Want Newcastle Return!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th November
Will We Really Miss Obertan?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th November
Ideal For The Newcastle Fan At Xmas!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th November
We Mackem - They Tackem!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Pardew Set To Get The Better Of Mourinho?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Newcastle Could Stop FA Cup Appearance!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Pardew Will Welcome Back Spiderman
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Spurs Tickets On Sale Now!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Cabaye To Replace Modric In January?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
What Will Friday Bring For 'Mackem Poppy Boy'?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Cabaye Meets Up With Former Toon Team-Mates
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Gutierrez Given All Clear
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Keegan Changes His Mind About Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Vuckic Warning To Armstrong
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Cabaye Rules Out Newcastle Return In January
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Not The Best Fans In The World Anymore?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
The Wind Of Change For Fighting Obertan!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Debuchy Sees Red!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Lowdown On Highest Stadium
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Ben Arfa Involved In Road Crash!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
European Jaunt Transformed Abeid
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Colback Can Take The Mackem Jibes!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Gutierrez To Get Last Crack At Premier League?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
´Back From The Dead´ Pardew Rises From The Ashes
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Taylor Says Pardew Deserves Praise
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Pardew Takes Off His Tin Hat!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Rodgers Blames Transitional Phase
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Cabaye's Biggest Mistake - Leaving Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Three Year Wait For Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Does Poyet Celebrate When Newcastle Lose? Not Yet!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November