Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Newcastle Refuse To Reveal ...
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Kinnear Draws A Blank With Grenier!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Toon Lose Out On Ince - He Goes To Palace!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Remy Fails In Bid!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Anyone Remember Oldham New Years Day 1991?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
QPR Sign Former Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Another Snub For Kinnear! Zaha Joins Cardiff!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Ashley Kicks Pardew In The Teeth Once Again!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
In Shola The Mackem Slayer We Trust!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Grenier Says 'NO!'
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Trabzonspor Offer £7m For Cisse!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Now Marveaux Wants To Leave!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Joe Kinnear's Phone
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Leeds Sack McDermott!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Did Newcastle Seriously Offer Cisse To Cardiff?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Will Curtis Good Ever Make The Grade?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Last Ditch Effort For West Ham Star?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Arsenal Want Cisse!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Have Geordie Fans Had Enough Of Ashley And Kinnear?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Join The Mackems - Become A Laughing Stock!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th January
Toon Close In On Grenier!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th January
Toon Appeal red Card!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th January
Remy Throws Derby Plans Into Chaos
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
PSG Owner - 'Cabaye Is One Of Us'
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Woodwork Denies Toon Victory
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Johnson Should Be 'Ashamed'
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Norwich To Appeal Red Card - Newcastle Won't!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Life Without Cabaye
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
PSG Unveil Cabaye
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Man City Turn Screw On PSG After Cabaye Deal!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
In Kinnear We Trust - FFS!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Newcastle Try For Full Squad Of Frenchmen!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Toon Target Is NOT Coming To Tyneside (Just Yet!)
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
De Jong - 5th Choice At Monchengladbach!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Pardew Explains Why He WON'T Appeal!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Cattermole Hasn't Given Newcastle A Thought
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
De Jong 'It Wasn't Fun Anymore'
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
De Jong To Face Mackems!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Kinnear Talks About Newcastle's Loan Signing
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Why More Lies From Kinnear?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
From Supermac To Cabaye - 'I Want To Win Medals!'
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
City Take Top Spot - Mackems 4th Bottom
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Cabaye Joins Paris Saint-Germain!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
Cabaye - No 'Riot' From Me - Let Him Go!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
The Last Time We Went To Carrow Road ...
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
Debuchy Next To Leave After Fine?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
Toon Youngster Enters The Fray!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
Taylor To Sign For Norwich?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
52 Mackems Barred From SJP!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
Luuk De Jong Signs For Toon But Hasn't Played Since April!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
FA Cup - On The Outside Looking In
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Will Toon Make Bid For Ince?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Chase Hots Up For Cabaye - Bid Rejected!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Newcastle Hit Back At NU-Mad Article
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Ashley Continues Newcastle Tradition - Sell, Sell, Sell!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Never Mind 'Forget Norwich And Think About The Derby'!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Toon Players Are Back From There Jolly Holidays
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Cabaye To Miss Norwich Trip?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Toon v Everton Fixture Change
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Pardew Knows Ashley TOO Well!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Cabaye - The Cup Half Full!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Bookies Suspend Betting On Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Cisse Has £6m Release Clause In Contract
- Newcastle United Sun 26th January
Remy Never Said He Wanted To Join Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th January
Krul Transfer Is Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Toon Player Who Never Accomplished The Hype!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Chopra Court Case Gets A Result
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Will This Cabaye Bid Ever Materialize?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Di Canio - 'Don't Blame Me For Mackem Mess!'
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Geordie Joy In Mackemland?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Marveaux - Money Comes First!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Toon Defender - 'I Always Try And Score'
- Newcastle United Fri 24th January
Ashley Waiting For Bargain Bin (Again!)
- Newcastle United Fri 24th January
Newcastle Hit Their Own Cup Trail
- Newcastle United Fri 24th January
Are Newcastle Hughton's 'Worst Enemy'?
- Newcastle United Fri 24th January
A Lack Of Quality At Norwich And Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 24th January
Mackems Shirts Are Out Again!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th January
Toon Chat
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Gloom For Man Utd And Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Montpellier Place Astronomical Price On Cabella
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Number 9 Shirt Up For Grabs? Who Will Be Next?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Turks Priced Out Of Cisse Deal
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Pardew - 'Remy Is The Key' - But To Who's Door?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Toon Target Signs For Inter!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Did Shearer Inspire Anelka's Nazi Salute?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Moyes And Wenger Not Interested In Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Montpellier Coach Takes ANOTHER Dig At Our Club!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Monchengladbach Put Price On De Jong!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Make-Or-Break For Former Toon Striker!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Sunderland Could Hold The Key To Cabaye Transfer!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Coloccini Misses Mackem Match
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Tiote Questions If We Can Qualify For Europe
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Ossie Gives Thanks
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Grass Ain't Greener In East London For Toon Duo!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Give Me A Job Like Joe Kinnear's!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Ardiles On The Mend
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
When Will Wonga Pick Newcastle Team?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
French Star Wants Premier League Full Of Geordies!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Bookies Fear Pardew Leaving Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Toon Kids Teach Big Money Stars How To Beat The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Ardiles In Car Accident!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Blackpool Sack Ince!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
We Don't BUY Superstars - We Make Them!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Why Does Pardew Have A Grudge Against Gutierrez?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
If Pardew Had Gone - Poyet Would Have Replaced Him!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Three Horse Race With Toon Battle For Fourth
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Chelsea Star Puts Pressure On Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Dare You Put A Wager On Remy?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Man Utd Talk Of Cabaye Move!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Pardew 'We Were Sublime'
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Cabaye Thinking No Further Than Five Month Toon Future
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
French Coach Slams Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Spitting Mackem Disgrace!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Who Needs A Director Of Football, Ashley?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Has Ben Arfa A New Court Appearance To Make?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Police Give Warning To Fans Ahead Of Derby!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Does Carroll Miss Us?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Newcastle's New Target!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Toon March On - Mackems Misfire (Again)
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
No Carroll Joy This Time!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Cabaye Turns Around Toon's Fortunes
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Wrong United For Troubled Big Sam
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Llambias To Return - But Not At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Is Brazil Calling For Former Toon Star?
- Newcastle United Sat 18th January
First To Bail Out When Toon Were Relegated!
- Newcastle United Sat 18th January
Newcastle Midfielder Sidelined!
- Newcastle United Sat 18th January
Toon Go On Their Jolly Holidays
- Newcastle United Sat 18th January
Pardew - 'That Tackle Is In The Past'
- Newcastle United Sat 18th January
Barton Has A Point - Ban Them From Breeding!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Gutierrez Set For Debut
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
West Ham Are Cherries Ready For The Picking!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Is Former Toon Striker Up For Monkey Hanging?
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Next Toon England International? It Never Happened!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Signed To Replace Jonas - But What A Flop!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
The Last Days Of King Chris?
- Newcastle United Thu 16th January
Three Friendlies Arranged
- Newcastle United Thu 16th January
Ex-Mackem Does A 'Cabaye'!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th January
Cisse Knocks Back German Move!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th January
Ashley Wouldn't Do That! (Would He?)
- Newcastle United Thu 16th January
Pochettino To Walk Out On Saints?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Hughton Two Points From The Sack!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
How Can We Say 'We Are The Best'?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
What Has Changed To Suggest Pardew Wants Defenders?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Spurs 'Ringer' Takes Toon To The Cleaners!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
No Regrets From Carroll - But What About Hammers?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Geordie Blast From The Past Set For Mackemland!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Graham Poll - Why Newcastle Were Robbed!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Taylor Sidesteps Transfer Rumour
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Former Toon Striker Hangs The Monkey!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
'Jekyll and Hyde' Pardew!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Toon Lucky To Have Mapou For Next Three Games!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
What Does Kinnear Actually DO At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Club Owner: 'I'm Bigger Than Football Association!'
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Pardew's Favourite Signs ... For Stoke!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Toon League Status In Balance
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Pardew Heads Home!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Toon Fan Fighting For Her Life
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Gutierrez In - Or Hughton Out?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Stoke Set To Move For Steven Taylor!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Experience The Simulation Of Mackem Relegation!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Carroll Is Gunning For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Does 'Wideboy' Defoe Regret Snubbing Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Cross-eyed Hart Spins A Yarn!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Ashley Splashes Out (But Not On Signings)
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Yanga-Mbiwa Sidelines Nasri For Two Months!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Gutierrez Signs For Norwich!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
FA Tell Pardew To 'Button It!'
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Referee Pays Price For Getting Revenge On Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Mackem Tickets On Sale On Tuesday
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Toon Fall To Fourth Successive Defeat!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Toon Suffer As City Hit Top Spot
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Allardyce Survives ... For Now!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Toon Won't Be Signing Joleon Lescott
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Pardew Unaware Of Any Bid!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Gutierrez Set To Quit Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Newcastle Close In On Striker?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
No French Interest In Toon Pair
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Was Gouffran Offside?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Pardew Apologises For 'Offensive Swear Word'
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Kinnear Puts Cap At 'One Or Two Players' Per Year!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Toon Extend Loan Deal
- Newcastle United Thu 9th January
Barton On Gay Rights
- Newcastle United Thu 9th January
Cabella Latest
- Newcastle United Thu 9th January
No Remy Bid!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th January
Former Toon Boss ´Hanging By A Thread
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Missing 20,000 Have Had Enough!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Man Utd To Challenge Toon Bid
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Villa And Newcastle Fans Deserve Better!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th January
Pardew Pathetic FA Cup Record Defies Belief!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th January
Solskjaer 'It's Not About Me'
- Newcastle United Sun 5th January
Pardew - No Ambition - No Future!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th January
Williamson To Save NUFC Millions!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Transfer Window Open - Cabaye Doesn't Play!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Toon Striker 'I Want To Be A Legend!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Why Pardew Still Struggles To Win Over Fans!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Pardew's Lack Of Ambition!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Tyne-Wear Switch
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Ferguson - Not The Wonder Kid Some Thought!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd January
Newcastle Will Listen To Offers For Obertan!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd January
Toon Lose Pace With Top Five
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Pardew's Luck Runs Out!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
WBA Boss: 'Debuchy Red Card Made Difference'
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Pardew Pleased Krul Didn't See Red!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Nolan Piles Pressure On Big Sam!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Cardiff Name New Boss!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Heitinga Snubs Hammers For Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Toon Could Not Pay Lescott £100K Wages
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Hughes Admits Acting Like A *** At St St James'
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Does Pardew Go Along With This Idiot?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Heitinga - Move To Toon Would Be GOOD Career Move!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
NOW Prove Your Worth Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Time For Taylor To Move On?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
In This Day And Age - Why Does This Still Happen?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January