Newcastle United Mad News Archive

No 'Wally' For Mackem Job!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Pardew - Sammy Is Best On The Left!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Hughton And Pardew Set For Relegation Battle - Again?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Toon Warned About Super-Sub Lukaku
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Beardsley Puts On The Boots!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Everton's 636 Min Record Set To Be Broken?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Gouffran Sets His Sights On A Point At Goodison
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Tiote - Take Away The 'Bite' - Take Away The Player?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
Team lineups: Everton v Newcastle United 30 Sep 2013
- Newcastle United Mon 30th September
FM Preview: Everton v Newcastle United 30 Sep 2013
- Newcastle United Sun 29th September
A Monkey Could Run Man Utd For A Year - What About Moyes?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th September
Derby Defeat Gets Boss The Sack!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th September
Krul Has Put In Extra Work
- Newcastle United Sun 29th September
Toon Transfer Speculation Worth Nothing!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th September
Everton 'Mr Nice' Defends Kinnear
- Newcastle United Sun 29th September
Is Debuchy Any Better Than Simpson?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th September
Pardew Warning To Players
- Newcastle United Sun 29th September
Mackem Defeat But Norwich Win A Toon Concern
- Newcastle United Sun 29th September
FM Preview: Everton v Newcastle United 28 Sep 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 27th September
Goodison - We're On Our Way!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th September
Tiote Well Short Of His Best
- Newcastle United Fri 27th September
Di Matteo Snubs Mackems For Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th September
'Horse Boxer' To Be Sentenced!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th September
Obertan - Well Errr He Can Run Fast!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th September
The League Cup 'Wounded' Return
- Newcastle United Fri 27th September
Toon Cup Tie On TV
- Newcastle United Fri 27th September
Toon Scrape Point At Goodison
- Newcastle United Fri 27th September
Gary Speed Moment Highlight Of Season?
- Newcastle United Thu 26th September
Pardew Not Getting 'Carried Away' With Cup Win
- Newcastle United Thu 26th September
Ashley Warning To Fans - You Won't Get Me Out!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th September
Why Did Demba Ba Snub Toon Interest?
- Newcastle United Thu 26th September
Gouffran 'I Came To Newcastle To Play'!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th September
Sammy Cross Was The Difference On The Night!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th September
Man Who Punched 'Neddy' Pleads Guilty!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th September
Where Did It Go Wrong For The Mad Mackem?
- Newcastle United Thu 26th September
For Joe Harvey ...
- Newcastle United Thu 26th September
Pardew Throws Down The Gauntlet
- Newcastle United Wed 25th September
Toon 2 Leeds Utd 0
- Newcastle United Wed 25th September
League Cup Review
- Newcastle United Wed 25th September
Not The Best Draw ... But We're At Home!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th September
Don't Read Too Much Into Remy Deal!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Gazza Seeking Sympathy Again?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Enquiries For Ben Arfa - No Offers!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Dressing Room Bust Up After Hull Game!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Info For Leeds Fans Heading To Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Are Arsenal Pleased They Didn't Get Cabaye?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Wally With The Brolly Heading To Sunderland!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Pardew Sad To See Di Canio Go
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Tiote Starts In Deflated Toon Side
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Mackems Next For Toon In League Cup
- Newcastle United Tue 24th September
Toon Get Reality Check
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd September
Mackems Sack Di Canio!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd September
It's Nice To See Leeds Back At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd September
Consistency As A Team? Or Consistency As A Manager?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd September
League Cup And The Mystery Injuries Appear!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd September
Mixed Feelings For Harper
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd September
Coloccini - Relegation Warnings Are There!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd September
Mourinho - What Did Gullit Do At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd September
Di Canio Sacked - I'm Missing Him Already!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd September
Debuchy Thanks Fans
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd September
How Do YOU Read Cabaye Situation?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd September
Toon 2 Hull City 3
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd September
Bruce: 'I Will Always Be A Geordie Boy'
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd September
No Case For Toon Defence
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd September
Pardew Winning Battle With Di Canio
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd September
A Reality Check For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd September
Kinnear The Clown Showed His Face At SJP
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd September
Newcastle 2-3 Hull- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 21st September
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Hull City 21 Sep 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 20th September
FM Preview: Aston Villa v Newcastle United 14 Sep 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
Man Utd Star Bites Back At Toon Favourite!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
Cabaye Ends His Strike
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
FA Want English - Not French - Signings!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
Geordies Asked Di Canio To Sign Toon Shirts!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
Shearer, Lee And Cole Strike Out At 'Toxic' Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
Pardew's Plans To Deal With Benteke
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
Remy Has World Cup Target
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
Pardew - The Dirt On Ashley's Boot!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
£30-odd Million Spent Last Transfer Window?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th September
England Boss Turns On Lineker
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Di Canio Milks The Occasion!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Toon 0 AC Milan 0
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Maldini Graced The SJP Pitch For Sir Bobby!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Harper: 'Sir Bobby Would Have Loved To Have Seen Di Canio At SJP'
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Tiote Court Case
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Can Toon Repeat Last Season's Joy?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Di Canio Enjoyed His Geordie Evening!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Ginola: 'It's Sad To See Newcastle Struggling'
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Back To Reality This Morning For Toon Fans?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Mike Ashley - Newcastle Won't Get MY £3billion!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th September
Shay Hasn't Called A Day On Premiership Just Yet
- Newcastle United Wed 11th September
Coloccini Heads To Brazil
- Newcastle United Wed 11th September
'We Were Pathetic' - Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th September
Harper: 'Ashley Is Killing Newcastle Utd!'
- Newcastle United Wed 11th September
Pardew Tells Elliot: 'Krul Is No 1'
- Newcastle United Wed 11th September
How Many Current Players Would Make Star-Studded List?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th September
Remy Or Shola For Villa?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th September
Pardew Defends 'Want Away' Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th September
England Fans Attacked In Kiev
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
The One Problem With Andy Carroll ....
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Pardew's Fear Of Sack Is Killing United's Attacking Play!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Ashley Is THe Master - Only Money Will Get Him Out!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Police Insist On Derby Day Change!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Ben Arfa In No Rush To Sign New Deal!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Forest Want Obertan!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Pardew's Buying And Selling - The Facts!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
France Don't Miss Cabaye - Italy And Holland Book Places
- Newcastle United Tue 10th September
Celtic Fans - Another Low?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th September
Toon Singing Section With Banners Provided By The Club?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th September
Bellamy To Retire After This Season!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th September
Was Cabaye Wenger's First Choice Above Ozil?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th September
Toon Fan Fighting A Losing Battle?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th September
Ferguson Injury Concern
- Newcastle United Mon 9th September
Gomis Blames Kinnear For Blowing Deal!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th September
Did Ashley Try To 'Wind Up' Newcastle Fans?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th September
Clark The Next Toon Manager?
- Newcastle United Sun 8th September
Newcastle Would Win Nothing With A Team Of James Milners!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th September
Supermac Wades Into Cabaye For Snubbing Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th September
Time To Call Time On This Frence Nonsense?
- Newcastle United Sun 8th September
Toon Fans Undecided About Plans For Protest!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th September
Di Canio Braced For Hostile Reception!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th September
Mr Newcastle Warns Ashley He Will 'Reap What He Sows'!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th September
England A Step Near But Blame Welbeck For Yellow
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
Ashley Blows His Top With Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
Wenger v Pardew - There Was Only Going To Be One Winner!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
What Now For 'Want Away' Cabaye?
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
Ben Arfa And Remy Ready To Rock'n'Roll!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
Obertan And Williamson Hardly Get The Pulse Racing!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
First Frenchman To Leave Toon!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
The New Lovenkrands?
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
Toon Midfielder Won't Be Leaving!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
Cabaye - Be Warned! Dyer Was Never Forgiven!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
Toon Legend: 'Club Is In Caos With Kinnear'!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September
Ashley Protest - Will Boycott Work?
- Newcastle United Sat 7th September