Newcastle United Mad News Archive

FM Preview: Blackburn Rovers v Newcastle United 01 Feb 2012
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Toon Stars Must Stand Up And Be Counted
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Toon Crash Out In 7-Goal Thriller!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Ewood Park The Friendliest Of Venues?
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Toon Target Heads To Mackemland
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Price-Tag Burden Or Simply Not Good Enough?
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Cabaye To Miss Three Games!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Mariappa On His Way To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Smith Has Only One Motivation - MONEY!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Match Of The Day ''Wanabees''!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Bolton Make Late Bid For Toon Target!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Gary Speed - What Made Him Snap?
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Pardew Still Stands By Under-Fire Perch
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Former Toon Striker For Spurs?
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Toon Defender Joins MK Dons
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Leon Best Snubs 'Tin Pot' Scottish League!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
No Signings But Toon Hang Onto Their Stars!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st January
Andy Carroll: 'I Am Good Enough For Liverpool!'
- Newcastle United Mon 30th January
Speed Inquest Today
- Newcastle United Mon 30th January
Tiote Happy Demba Ba Is Heading Back To Tyneside
- Newcastle United Mon 30th January
Mackems After 34-Year Old!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th January
Toon Can Rule Out Liverpool Interest In Ba
- Newcastle United Mon 30th January
Speed Death An Accident?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th January
Nile Ranger Court Date
- Newcastle United Mon 30th January
ESPN Had It In For Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th January
He Wasn't Given A Chance At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 30th January
Pardew: 'The Problem? We Didn't Score'
- Newcastle United Mon 30th January
Brighton 1 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Liverpool Offer Carroll For Tevez!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Football Reaches A New Low At Loftus Road!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Who Will Take Jose Mourinho In The Summer?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Michael Owen: 'Mud Sticks'!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Smith Has Played His Last Toon Game
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Poyet Doesn't Get His Wish
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Pardew Answers Shock Defeat At Brighton
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Liverpool And Spurs After Ba!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Ba Wants To Put Africa To The Back Of His Mind
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
London Press Mischiefmaking Or Holiday Disaster?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th January
Samba Wants Move But Price Frightens Pardew
- Newcastle United Sat 28th January
Gay Referees Hiding In The Closet?
- Newcastle United Sat 28th January
Was Ashley Right To Dump 'Gang Of Five'?
- Newcastle United Sat 28th January
Krul: No Excuses At Brighton
- Newcastle United Sat 28th January
Toon Star: 'I Switch Off In January'
- Newcastle United Sat 28th January
Don't Read Too Much Into Wolves Speculation
- Newcastle United Sat 28th January
Guthrie's Slant On The FA Cup
- Newcastle United Sat 28th January
Watford Snub Ashley's 'Take It Or Leave It' Bid
- Newcastle United Sat 28th January
The End For Smith
- Newcastle United Sat 28th January
Team lineups: Brighton & Hove Albion v Newcastle United 28 Jan 2012
- Newcastle United Sat 28th January
Mackem 'Alleged' Sex Offender For Ipswich?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Toon Encouraged To Go For Ajax Star?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Cabaye Wants ANOTHER Taste Of Cup Success
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Broken Nose For Bendtner ... Oh Dear!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Senegal Call Tune On Cisse Release!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Final Offer For Mariappa
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Kazenga Desperate To Face Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Poyet Has Been A Toon Fan This Season
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Pardew To Rest Krul?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th January
Toon 4th Choice Keeper Happy To Keep Celtic Waiting
- Newcastle United Thu 26th January
Brighton Five Games Unbeaten
- Newcastle United Thu 26th January
Senegal Disaster A Toon Bonus!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th January
No Offers Yet For Tiote
- Newcastle United Thu 26th January
Barton's Latest Rant ...
- Newcastle United Thu 26th January
Latest On Harry's Fight To Stay Out Of Jail
- Newcastle United Wed 25th January
Charlie Boy Sees Specialist
- Newcastle United Wed 25th January
Palace Winger Heading To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th January
Watford Tell Ashley They Want £4m
- Newcastle United Wed 25th January
Toon Fans Heading To The South Coast
- Newcastle United Wed 25th January
Toon Fixture Changes
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Wolves Are At Mackems Door!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Do We Need Scum Like Balotelli In The English Game?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
YOU VOTE: Should Harry Get England Job After Tax Probe?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
We Could Have Senegal Strikers Back Early!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Reserve Tyne-Wear Derby Fixture Change
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Toon After Another French Striker!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Free-View Premiership Football!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Pardew: 'DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!'
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Ashley Offer Snubbed!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Cabaye Apology To Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Tenerife 'Bonding' For Toon Players
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Lua Lua Desperate To Face Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Wigan After Former Toon Striker!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Pardew 'Out-Thought' At Fulham?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th January
Cheating The Tax Man?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd January
Isn't It Time Someone 'Lamped' Balotelli?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd January
Reo-Coker: 'Bellamy Is A Nobody!'
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd January
Hughes Not Concerned About Barton's Tweets
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd January
Jenas Lies About Goldfish Quote!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd January
Pardew Steps Up Chase For Defender
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd January
Toon Train In Tenerife
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd January
Shock Defeat Could Benefit Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd January
Allardyce Puts £8m Price Tag On Tomkins
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd January
Toon Trialist Doesn't Make The Grade
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd January
Toon Make The Record Books For Wrong Reason
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Toon Blow Chance To Prove They Are Champions League Material
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Toon Strike Force Don't Hit The Mark In Africa
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Fulham 5 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Barton War Of Words?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Fulham's Holiday In Jamaica
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Pardew Says Duff 'Dive' Changed The Game
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd January
Barton Just HAS To Voice An Opinion!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st January
BBC Refuse To Call St James' Park By Its Name!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st January
Toon Still Want A Defender
- Newcastle United Sat 21st January
Pardew Concerned Ashley Will Put Money First!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st January
Pardew Says Liverpool Have Better Options
- Newcastle United Sat 21st January
Team lineups: Fulham v Newcastle United 21 Jan 2012
- Newcastle United Sat 21st January
Fulham 5-2 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sat 21st January
FM Preview: Fulham v Newcastle United 21 Jan 2012
- Newcastle United Fri 20th January
Toon Face Trip To South Coast
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Hughton Finding His Way At Birmingham
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Shearer's Interesting Comments About No 9 Shirt
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Cisse A Different Option To 'Lazy' Best?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Pardew 'Never Gave Up Chase' For Striker
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Clarky Wants Fulham And Toon To Draw!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Cisse Was Never Within Mackems Price Range!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Tiote: 'The Time Is NOW!'
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Samba Latest ...
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Pardew Is Aiming To Topple Liverpool
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Cisse In For A Geordie Surprise!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
What The Hell Are We Gona Play In The Cup?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th January
Papiss Demba Cisse Signs For Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Former Toon Star Takes Over At Bristol Rovers
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Is The Andy Carroll Money Being Spent?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Tough Test For Newcastle
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Damien Duff Twisted The Knife
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Toon Army's Day By The Thames
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Private Jet For New Toon Number Nine
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
There's Always One Idiot!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
New Andy Carroll? He Must Be Better Than That!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Cisse Snubs Mackems To Join Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Forster Better Player When Leaves NUFC? Don't Make Me Laugh!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Champions League For The Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Carroll Never 'Graced' No 9 Shirt
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Darlo Live On (For The Moment)
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Samba Heading To Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th January
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Queens Park Rangers 15 Jan 2012
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Toon 1 QPR 0
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Barton Staying At QPR
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Cabaye Injury Latest
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Hughes Defends Derry
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
Newcastle 1-0 QPR- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 15th January
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Queens Park Rangers 15 Jan 2012
- Newcastle United Sat 14th January
Sammy Sidelined
- Newcastle United Fri 13th January
Man Utd After Demba Ba?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th January
Pardew Praise For Santon And Williamson
- Newcastle United Fri 13th January
Toon v QPR Team News
- Newcastle United Fri 13th January
Man Utd Snub Toon Bid
- Newcastle United Fri 13th January
Pardew Keeps Mum On Transfers
- Newcastle United Fri 13th January
Barton Breaks Silence
- Newcastle United Fri 13th January
QPR Chairman Defends The Sacking Of Warnock!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
Barton 'Gutted' At Warnock Sacking!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
Ex-Smoggy Arrested In Boro For Fight With Woman!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
Toon Cup Draw Could Be A Lot Worse
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
Liverpool And Everton To Move For Demba Ba
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
Bognor Regis Striker For Toon Contract?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
Ginola Gets His Day In Court!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
Wrexham Battle To Meet Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
QPR Boss Wants Manager In Place For Toon Visit
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
QPR Bad Run To Continue?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
Harewood's First Toon Goal
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
No No. 9 For Demba Ba!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
Does Ba Get Any Special Treatment For Injury?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
Replacement For Cheik Tiote?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th January
Toon 2 Blackburn 1
- Newcastle United Sun 8th January
Toon Get Over The Line ... Just!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th January
Redknapp Puts Toon In A Tiz About Ba!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th January
Ferguson On The Back Foot After Toon Humiliation
- Newcastle United Sun 8th January
Low Life Redknapp 'Unethical'!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th January
Pardew: 'Best Goal Ever'!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th January
Another Nail In Kean's Coffin
- Newcastle United Sun 8th January
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Blackburn Rovers 07 Jan 2012
- Newcastle United Sat 7th January
'World Class' Krul On Redknapp's Radar?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Rovers Won't Forget Ba In A Hurry!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Rovers Didn't Build On Old Trafford Victory
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Pardew Got Off Lucky?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Pardew Expects Players To Rise To Challenge
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Ba 'Proud' To Score Past Man Utd
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Rovers Fans To Up The Intensity On Kean
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Hammers After Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Smith Eyes Time To Move On
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Simpson's 'Hat-Trick' Against Man Utd
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Pardew Has His Feet Under The Table
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Smith Knows He Has To Take Wage Cut!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
FA Cup - Toon Chance Of Glory?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th January
Ferguson Says City Are In The Driving Seat
- Newcastle United Thu 5th January
Demba Ba - The Hero In A Star-Studded Show!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th January
Toon 3 Man Utd 0
- Newcastle United Thu 5th January
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Manchester United 04 Jan 2012
- Newcastle United Wed 4th January
Newcastle 3-0 Man Utd- Match Report
- Newcastle United Wed 4th January
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Manchester United 04 Jan 2012
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Barton Beaten At His Own Game!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Stoke Win To Put Pressure On Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Rooney To Play At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Toon Target Happy In France
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
The Man Pardew Must Love To Hate ...
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
More Toon Speculation?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
The Man Who Will Cost Man Utd The Title!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Hull City Check Out Toon Star
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Toon Fixture Called Off!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Glad To See The Back Of Smoggy Wally?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Smith Wages Too Much For Tractor Boys?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Pardew Offer For Robbie Keane?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Barton Threatens To Sue!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
The End For Darlo?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Santon Spills The Beans On Balotelli!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd January
Gary Ablett RIP
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd January
Mackems Put Title Fight Back In Balance
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd January
Samba Out Of Reach For Pardew
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd January
Will Obertan Be A Miss?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd January
Krul: 'We Always Play Well Against Man Utd'
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd January
He Played For The Mackems - But Always A Geordie!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd January
Last Time Man Utd Came To Tyneside ...
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd January
Man Utd Always Capable Of Goals
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd January
Wenger Furious With Barton
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Oh Dear - Cracks Showing At Man Utd
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Toon Still Have That Cushion
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
As Expected - Tiote Leaves Early
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Pardew Defends Team Selection
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Anfield Bonus For Pardew
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
The Tax Man Cometh And Footballers Beware
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Is Distin A Toon Target?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Toon Boss Looks At Europe And New Defender
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Ranger Breaks A Bone In His Foot!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January
Newcastle Utd - The Year That Was ...
- Newcastle United Sun 1st January