Newcastle United Mad News Archive

FM Preview: Wolverhampton Wanderers v Newcastle United 01 Oct 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Hughton Enjoying His European Adventure
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Mackems Suspend Bramble
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Pardew The Flavour Of The Month - Bruce Isn't!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Pardew: 'Tevez Wasn't First - And He Won't Be The Last'
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Pardew Says He Cannot Read Much Into Wolves' Form
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Carroll's Fourth In Two Games Rescues Toon
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Pardew Wants Ashley To Talk To Coloccini
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Supermac Fears For Ben Arfa!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Toon Legend Tells Harper To Quit Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
How To Become A Toon Legend - It's Easy!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Is This The Man To Take Newcastle Into Europe?
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Shearer Remembers When Gullit Put Him On The Bench
- Newcastle United Fri 30th September
Shearer For England Job Is Madness!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th September
Is Ashley Mellowing?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th September
Toon Date For Ewood Park
- Newcastle United Thu 29th September
Santon Completes 90 Minutes
- Newcastle United Thu 29th September
Team Spirit As Good As Ever At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 29th September
Toon Keeper Not Happy About 6pm Kick Off
- Newcastle United Thu 29th September
Has Santon A Heart Bigger Than Pistone's?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th September
Sir Les: 'Best And Ba Have To WANT That Shirt!'
- Newcastle United Thu 29th September
Mackems Donate Top Prizes For Sir Bobby Foundation
- Newcastle United Wed 28th September
It's Molineux Next For Toon Army
- Newcastle United Wed 28th September
Pardew For England Job?
- Newcastle United Wed 28th September
Former Toon Boss Hammers Tevez!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th September
Mackem Should Be Locked Up - THIRD Sex Charge!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th September
Jonas Bluff Had Ashley In A Spin
- Newcastle United Tue 27th September
Capello Won't Rock The Boat Bringing Back Barton!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th September
Barton: 'London Is The Place To Be'
- Newcastle United Tue 27th September
Ashley Has Stopped Breathing Down Pardew's Neck!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th September
Is There Life After Man Utd? There Is At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th September
Can Newcastle Fight On Two Fronts?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th September
Ferguson Gutted To Have His Plans Put On Hold
- Newcastle United Tue 27th September
Has Pardew Stumbled On His Strike Partnership?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th September
Toon Skipper Says The Team Is Moving Forward
- Newcastle United Tue 27th September
Demba Ba The Tenth Ball Winner This Century
- Newcastle United Tue 27th September
Former Toon Boss For England Job? You're Joking!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th September
Was Bruce At St James' On Saturday As A Toon Fan?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th September
Rovers Star Says Blackburn Were Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th September
Ba Happy To Get First Goal 'Out Of The Way'
- Newcastle United Mon 26th September
Football Or Religion? For Some Geordies Football IS Religion
- Newcastle United Mon 26th September
Hat-Trick Hero Not Worried About New Signings
- Newcastle United Mon 26th September
Pardew Making The Most Out Of Ashley's Penny-Pinching
- Newcastle United Mon 26th September
Please Vote - How Good Are Newcastle Utd?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th September
'Parasite' Wants England Recall
- Newcastle United Sun 25th September
Toon 3 Blackburn 1
- Newcastle United Sun 25th September
Ramadan Caused Demba Ba's Sluggish Start
- Newcastle United Sun 25th September
Best To Blame For Red Card?
- Newcastle United Sun 25th September
Away Hoodoo Has Not Dented Pardew's Hopes
- Newcastle United Sun 25th September
Toon Hanging In There!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th September
Gutierrez Says To Players Who Left - 'It's Your Loss!'
- Newcastle United Sun 25th September
Pardew Doesn't Want A Pat On The Back -
- Newcastle United Sun 25th September
Jenas Got It Wrong About The Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th September
Harper And Pardew Bust Up?
- Newcastle United Sun 25th September
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Blackburn Rovers 24 Sep 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 24th September
Ba treble as Newcastle down Blackburn
- Newcastle United Sat 24th September
Newcastle 3-1 Blackburn- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 24th September
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Blackburn Rovers 24 Sep 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd September
Is Liverpool Too Big For Andy Carroll?
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd September
Bruce Shocked At Mackem 'Intensity'
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd September
Ameobi Praise For His Striker Rivals
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd September
Pardew Stunned At Freak Rovers Results At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd September
Keane Says Rovers Confidence Is Back
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd September
Ben Arfa Waits For Call
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd September
Allardyce's Shock Win At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd September
Have Rovers Turned The Corner?
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd September
Pardew Warning For His Midfielder
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd September
Ben Arfa 'I'm Pleased My Leg Is Pointing In Right Direction!'
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd September
Toon Star A Relieved Man
- Newcastle United Wed 21st September
Lovenkrands: 'Don't Forget About Me'
- Newcastle United Wed 21st September
Wally With The Brolly Happy With Performance
- Newcastle United Wed 21st September
Forest 3 Toon 4 AET
- Newcastle United Wed 21st September
Let's Hope The Balls Fall Right On Saturday
- Newcastle United Wed 21st September
Santon On The Mend
- Newcastle United Wed 21st September
We Can Win It!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st September
Mourinho - The True Gent!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st September
Barton Held Talks With Wenger
- Newcastle United Wed 21st September
Team lineups: Nottingham Forest v Newcastle United 20 Sep 2011
- Newcastle United Tue 20th September
Toon Stay Fourth
- Newcastle United Sun 18th September
Villa 1 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 18th September
Best Earns His Spurs
- Newcastle United Sun 18th September
McLeish Expected More From Bent
- Newcastle United Sun 18th September
Barton v Henry - The Battle Continues
- Newcastle United Sun 18th September
Pardew - 'There Is Life After Carroll'
- Newcastle United Sun 18th September
On The Road To Nottingham ..
- Newcastle United Sun 18th September
'Wally With The Brolly' Under Fire
- Newcastle United Sun 18th September
Pardew: 'We Are Good Enough To Beat Anyone'
- Newcastle United Sat 17th September
N'Zogbia - The One That Got Away
- Newcastle United Sat 17th September
Best: I've Never Been 'The Man' Wherever I Have Been
- Newcastle United Sat 17th September
On This Day (Sept 17) 1997 - Where You At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Sat 17th September
Team lineups: Aston Villa v Newcastle United 17 Sep 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 17th September
FM Preview: Aston Villa v Newcastle United 17 Sep 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 16th September
St James' Park Now 'Cheap & Tatty'?
- Newcastle United Fri 16th September
Just What Pardew Doesn't Need!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th September
Toon Midfielder Joins Rovers
- Newcastle United Fri 16th September
Come To Geordieland Capello
- Newcastle United Fri 16th September
Toon 'Punching Above Their Weight'?
- Newcastle United Fri 16th September
Santon's Injury Not As Bad As Some Thought
- Newcastle United Fri 16th September
Santon Out For A Month!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th September
England - 'Like The Toon' Says Redknapp
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
The Next Premiership Manager To Go Is ...
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
Gosling Wants To Be The New Nolan
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
The Toon Flop Could Have Been Better In The Right Position
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
Clarky Would Jump At The Chance Of Toon Job
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
'We Still Have Class Strikers' Says Toon Skipper
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
Barton Agent Made £1.3m From Free Transfer
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
Forster Wants Celtic To Take This Second Chance
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
Can The New Maldini Live Up To His Reputation?
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
Two Ways Of Looking At Maiga Situation
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
Krul Meets His Mentor At Villa Park
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
Spiderman Gets International Call Up
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
Taylor To Beat Gosling For England Call Up?
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
Shaka Says Krul Is 'More Solid' This Season
- Newcastle United Thu 15th September
Barton Gets Backing
- Newcastle United Wed 14th September
Toon Defender Happy With Start
- Newcastle United Wed 14th September
Toon Different Class To Young Canaries
- Newcastle United Wed 14th September
Unbeaten Villa Due For First Defeat?
- Newcastle United Wed 14th September
Our Last Visit To Villa Park ...
- Newcastle United Wed 14th September
Villa Park - The Home Of Football
- Newcastle United Wed 14th September
No Effort To Bring In Another Shefki Kuqi
- Newcastle United Wed 14th September
Barton Looks To The Positives
- Newcastle United Tue 13th September
Warnock Says Barton Will Be His Inspiration On The Field
- Newcastle United Tue 13th September
Can Someone Remind Ashley We Need A Striker!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th September
QPR 0 Newcastle Utd 0
- Newcastle United Tue 13th September
Will Simpson Move On In January?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th September
Best Concerned About Irish Snub
- Newcastle United Mon 12th September
Striker Put Newcastle 'On Hold' Because Of Ramadan
- Newcastle United Mon 12th September
Barton A 'Big Miss' In Dressing Room
- Newcastle United Mon 12th September
'You've Left Old Trafford - Live With It!'
- Newcastle United Mon 12th September
Can We Sell Ranger Before He Ends Up Behind Bars? NO CHANCE!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th September
Barton To Skipper QPR Tonight?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th September
Team lineups: Queens Park Rangers v Newcastle United 12 Sep 2011
- Newcastle United Mon 12th September
FM Preview: Queens Park Rangers v Newcastle United 12 Sep 2011
- Newcastle United Sun 11th September
Toon Could Go Third With A Win
- Newcastle United Sun 11th September
Did Barton Transfer Show Others All Was Not Well?
- Newcastle United Sun 11th September
Another Kick In The Nuts For Pardew
- Newcastle United Sun 11th September
Pardew Points Finger At Ashley Attitude With Fans
- Newcastle United Sun 11th September
Them Gunners Don't Like It 'Up 'Em!'
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
When Kean Goes ... Bookies Will Look To Pardew
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley Rules Benefit One Person - Himself!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Barton Thrown In Against Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Blackpool Offer Troubled Toon Striker A New Home
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
No Regrets Snubbing Toon
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Pardew Looks For Players To Take Goal Responsibilities
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
QPR Too Early For Toon Midfielder
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Warnock: 'Fans Will Miss Barton More Than Ashley'
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Pardew Still Living On Ashley Promises
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
What Can We Expect From Toon Muppets?
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley Has Not Profited From Carroll Sale
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley Will Continue His Wall Of Silence
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley Wants Ton 10 Finish
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley Defends His Transfer Policy
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley: 'We Don't Tell Lies'
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley Wants NUFC To Be A 'Family Club'
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley: 'Days Of Big Signings Are Over'
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley Insists Season Ticket Sales Are Up!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley Won't Take Much More Abuse!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley Has A 'Cunning Plan'
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Darlo Match Caused Ticket Changes
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley Won't Take Blame For Transfer Blunder
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Barton Went Because No-One Would Pay A Fee!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Ashley Happy With His 'Transfer Business' In Summer
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
The 14 Questions Answered
- Newcastle United Sat 10th September
Forster European Dream Still Up In The Air
- Newcastle United Fri 9th September
Toon Challenge Old Firm For Youngster?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th September
Mackem Banned For Three Years
- Newcastle United Fri 9th September
BBC Pundit Says Ashley Won't Make Toon 'Top Six'
- Newcastle United Fri 9th September
Toon Keeper Moves Over The Tyne
- Newcastle United Fri 9th September
Come On Pardew ... Wise Up!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th September
Pardew Stands (Or Falls) By His Signings
- Newcastle United Fri 9th September
Santon Not Expected To Start At QPR
- Newcastle United Fri 9th September
At The End Of The Day ... QPR Are Not That Good!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th September
Toon Waved Goodbye At Loftus Road
- Newcastle United Fri 9th September
Toon Head To The Smoke
- Newcastle United Fri 9th September
'Goldfish Jenas' Drowning In His Bowl
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
Trouble Brewing? Barton Has The Match To Start It
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
Not A Bad Word To Say About NUFC
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
Next Toon Player To Play For England?
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
Leeds Upset At Toon Link
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
Bookies Odds Slashed - Pardew Set To Walk?
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
Pardew Will Take Whatever Ashley Throws At Him
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
Pace Of Premier League No Problem To Italian
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
It's Time To Stop The Talking - Ben Arfa Needs To Prove It
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
Ashley Insists 'We Are On Track'
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
Toon Reserves Crash To 4-3 Defeat
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
The NUFC Meeting At The Irish Centre
- Newcastle United Thu 8th September
Carroll Not Good Enough For England ... At The Moment
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Bellamy Good Enough For Liverpool - Why Not Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Frenchman Sad To See Barton Go
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Cabaye Looking Towards European Championships
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Forster Back In Europe!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Good Atmosphere At Loftus Road?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Respect For The Taffs?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Former Toon Star Says: 'No Fear'
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Does Carroll Have A Drink Problem?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Cumbrians Want Toon Defender To Stay Longer
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Supermac Believes Ashley 'Bottled It'
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Ashley's Lack Of Football Knowledge!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Coloccini Dedication Is A Lesson To Others
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Was There A Harper-Pardew Bust Up?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Toon New Signing Makes The Bench On Monday
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Pardew Blames The Board For Holding Back On Deals
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Tiote Only Toon Player To Get A Start In Internationals
- Newcastle United Mon 5th September
Hughton Tries To Strike Deal With Ashley
- Newcastle United Sun 4th September
15 Strikers Turned Down Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th September
Llambias Warned Us What Would Happen!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th September
Moncur Has His Own Theory On Failed Transfers
- Newcastle United Sun 4th September
'Mr Newcastle' Nails Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th September
Yep ... This Is The Owner Of NUFC!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th September
It Was Newcastle Or Roma For Santon
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd September
Toon Name 21-Man Squad
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd September
Carroll Says Liverpool Is A Different World To Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd September
Beattie For Toon?
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd September
Toon Winger 'On The Mend'
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd September
Toon No 9 Named
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd September
Shearer: 'I Didn't Think Anyone Would Sign On Last Day'
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd September
Ashley Refuses To Answer Questions From Supporters
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd September
Llambias: 'Ashley Wanted Value For Money'
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd September
Toon Date For Forest Cup Tie
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September
Pardew Charged!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September
Bellamy Returns To Anfield
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September
Ashley Wouldn't Pay £10m For Robot Man
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September
Benayoun Snubbed Newcastle To Stay In London
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September
Ashley Blows Chance To Gain Respect From Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September
Toon Defender Hands Tribute To Mourinho
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September
Cisse Blow For Pardew
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September
Barton Hits Out At Toon Jokers!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September
Ashley Goes To War With Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September
Best Tells Toon Fans Not To Worry - He Will Bring The Goals
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September
Toon Fail To Attract Pardew's Wishlist
- Newcastle United Thu 1st September