Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Elliot Signs
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
The New Toon No Nine?
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
Chelsea Offer For Tiote?
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
Santon Moves To Tyneside's San Siro
- Newcastle United Wed 31st August
Kind Offer From Gunners To Fans
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
Miele Signs Pro Forms For Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
Erdinc Leaves Toon Hopes Dead In The Water
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
Leeds Striker The Key To Toon Transfer
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
Lua Lua For Sheff Wed?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
Best Looking Forward - Not Back!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
Pardew Moves For Chelsea Midfielder!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
QPR Want Parker And Cole To Link Up With Barton
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
A Canadian View On Barton v Ashley
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
Santon Ready To Sign For The Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
Tiote London-Bound?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
Charlton Keeper To Sign For Magpies
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
Macheda Off To Tyneside?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th August
Toon Go Into Break Joint Third
- Newcastle United Mon 29th August
Newcastle 2 Fulham 1
- Newcastle United Mon 29th August
Pardew Sad To See Barton Go
- Newcastle United Mon 29th August
Jol Blames Lack Of Numbers
- Newcastle United Mon 29th August
Pardew: 'Fulham Took The Sting Out Of Us'
- Newcastle United Mon 29th August
Pardew: 'Best Gives Me A Headache'
- Newcastle United Mon 29th August
Toon Fans Told To Sit Down
- Newcastle United Mon 29th August
Defender Set For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th August
Wenger Crying Over 6 - What About Toon's 56?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Warnock Wants Barton To 'Grab Somebody By The Throat'
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
'Newcastle Saved Me From Prison' - Yeah Right!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Barton Promised Massive Windfall
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Carroll Dropped But Reds Go Top
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Ashley Spends £7.7 million - With No Fear!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Sidwell Would Have Been A Toon Favourite
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Pardew Predicts Joll Success
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Krul Backs 'Goalkeeper's Union'
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Fulham 28 Aug 2011
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
Newcastle 2-1 Fulham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 28th August
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Fulham 28 Aug 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Well That's It Then ... He's Gone!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Warnock Praise for 'Winner' Barton
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
The Worst Loan Signing Newcastle Ever Had?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Barton Debut Against The Toon
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
The Future Of Football?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Llambias Jibe At Barton?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Cabaye The New Barton?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Krul Took Pardew's Warning
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Nile Ranger Arrested!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Toon Draw Forest Away
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Mackems Tried To Sign Barton!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th August
Forster Ooot Of Europe - England 7 Chilly Jockos 0
- Newcastle United Fri 26th August
Barton Wants 'Time Out'
- Newcastle United Fri 26th August
Warnock Waits On Barton Deal
- Newcastle United Fri 26th August
Scunthorpe 1 Newcastle Utd 2 AET
- Newcastle United Fri 26th August
Pardew Hails The Hero Who Saved His Skin
- Newcastle United Fri 26th August
Scunny Punched Above Their Weight
- Newcastle United Fri 26th August
Ashley Wants Barton Out - Pardew Wants Him In
- Newcastle United Fri 26th August
Pardew Suggests Williamson's Injury Is In His Head
- Newcastle United Fri 26th August
PSV Defender Heading To Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th August
Carroll Denied In Bore Draw
- Newcastle United Fri 26th August
Fulham - Awkward Customers At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Fri 26th August
Team lineups: Scunthorpe United v Newcastle United 25 Aug 2011
- Newcastle United Thu 25th August
We're Better Than Brazil!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Magpies And Gunners Hit With Fines
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Fraser Forster Set To 'Put His Feet Up' For A Season
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Pardew Refuses To Talk About FIFA Report
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Pardew The Pawn In The Middle Of Ashley's Gambling
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Pardew Looking For 'British Qualities'
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Break Your Duck Pardew - Be A WINNER!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Barton To West Ham? Pardew: 'It Doesn't Bother Me'
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Mackems Fall - Let's Go And Win It!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
West Ham And Stoke Try And Scupper Barton Transfer
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Carlton Cole Is Plan 'B' For Magpies
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Team News - Scunny v Magpies
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Toon Shock At Glanford Park
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Gosling Call Up Too Early?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th August
Nolan: 'Barton Can Take Care Of Me'
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
Joey Barton Helps FORCE Parliament Debate!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
Pardew Can Expect Support From One Man ... Always!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
We MUST Take Carling Cup Seriously
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
Toon 'Conduct' To Be Investigated
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
Ryan Gets Help From Another Makeshift Defender
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
Ashley Goes For 'High Risk' Strategy With Transfers
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
French Star Gets Culture Lesson In Derby Fixture
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
Bruce Knows He Faces Testing Times
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
We're Off To Sunny Scunny
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
Pardew To Put Out Reserve Side Against Scunny?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd August
Toon Drop To 6th
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd August
Toon Close In On Defender
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd August
Sochaux Holding Out For Higher Toon Bid
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd August
Derby Win Means More To Taylor
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd August
Taylor's Birthday Present
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd August
Pardew Works On Set-Pieces
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd August
Pardew Getting To Grips With Geordie Life
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd August
The Penny Has Dropped For Former Man U Star - He's A Mackem Now!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd August
For A Moment We Were Top Of The Premiership
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Sunderland 0 Newcastle Utd 1
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
£47m In - £7.5m Out - And Still Ashley Keeps His Cash!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Pardew Says His Players Have Plenty Of Character
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Taylor Deserves The Glory
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Luckily Howard Webb's Blunder Didn't Cost Us!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Pardew Admits Ashley Is The Man Pulling The Strings
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Latest On Ben Arfa
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Stoke Interested In Barton?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st August
Team lineups: Sunderland v Newcastle United 20 Aug 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 20th August
Taylor grabs bragging rights for Magpies
- Newcastle United Sat 20th August
Sunderland 0 Newcastle United 1- match report
- Newcastle United Sat 20th August
Sunderland 0-1 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sat 20th August
FM Preview: Sunderland v Newcastle United 20 Aug 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Pardew U-Turn After Transfer Failure
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Ameobi Hoping To Go 'Ton Up'
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Shearer Sits On The Fence Predicting Derby Result
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Cattermole v Barton - Light The Touchpaper And Stand Back!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Harper Knows The Score - It's Time To Move On!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Toon Midfielder Heading To Chesterfield?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Hughton Says Brum Is Harder Task Than Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Enrique Points The Finger Of Blame At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Jambo Humiliation Shows Pardew Was Right About Jocko League
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Can Barton Handle The Heat In The Lion's Den?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th August
Pardew Adds Fuel To The 'Derby' Flames
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Pardew Admits Defeat
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Striker Goes On Strike (Pardon The Pun)
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Bruce And That 5-1 Humiliation
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Pardew And His French Obsession!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Our Strongest Position Is Goalkeeper ... Guess What ...
- Newcastle United Thu 18th August
Ashley And Pardew At Loggerheads
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
Forster Has Failed To Impress Pardew
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
Trouble At Mackemland Could Hit Toon Hard!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
Nolan Wants Barton To Join Him At West Ham
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
Waddle Says Toon Will Miss Nolan In Derby
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
Taylor Hopes To Change Pardew's Mind
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
Krul Still Gloating Over 5-1
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
Pieters Transfer Hangs On Ashley Splashing The Cash
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
A Chance To Enter 'Geordie Folklore'
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
Cheating Arsenal Rue The Day They Came To SJP
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
Forster Returns To 'Worst League In The World'
- Newcastle United Wed 17th August
Would Keane Have Been A Worthy Toon No 9?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th August
Should Barton Stop His Twitter Outbursts?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th August
Does Carroll Have Doubters At Anfield?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th August
PSV Tell Newcastle To Pay Up Or Shut Up!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th August
Simpson Insists Newcastle Have The Fire Power To Down The Mackems
- Newcastle United Tue 16th August
Last Gasp Saviour For Mackems
- Newcastle United Tue 16th August
Toon Recent History Puts Mackems In The Shade!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th August
Arsenal Appeal Thrown Out
- Newcastle United Tue 16th August
The Visit To The City Of The 'Unwashed'
- Newcastle United Tue 16th August
'Disrespectful' Chanting At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Could Wenger Tame Barton?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Is The New No 9 Ready For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Carroll No Regrets
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
'Honest' Barton Wouldn't Want Toon Players To Dive
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Will The FA Deal With Song Stamp On Barton?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Pardew Is DESPERATE To Be Loved!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Odemwingie 'Too Old' For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Wenger On Dodgy Ground With Appeal
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Cabaye: 'My Mate Joey Barton'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Barton For Man Utd - 'It Would Be The Making Of Him'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Obertan - Not Just More Than Pace
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Toon Cup Tie On Sky Sports
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Pardew: 'Strikers Need Better Service'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Pardew Has A Strange Way With Words
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Llambias: 'No Toon Interest In Bendtner'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Toon And Gunners Charged
- Newcastle United Mon 15th August
Toon 'Decent' Draw - Bolton Go Top
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Newcastle 0 Arsenal 0
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Wenger Hits Out At Referee For Red Card
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Never Mind Barton - Look At Gervinho And Song!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Llambias To Open The Cheque Book Again?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Toon To Sign Pieters On Tuesday?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Ranger Still Not Pulling His Weight
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Barton Hits Back At Arsenal ... And Shearer!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th August
Pieters - Touch And Go?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Is Ashley Set To Hear Pardew's Bark?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Pardew Says Jose Had No Heart For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Ashley Didn't Want Two 'Expensive Left-Backs'
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Bendtner Looking For 'Ambitious Club'
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
All The Pressure On Arsenal?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Tiote Wants Toon Armband
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Toon Would Listen To Rangers Offer!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Obertan Already Looking To Mackem Fixture
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Toon Midfielder Would Accept Emergency Switch
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Toon Fans Have More Ambition Than Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
What's In A Number At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Arsenal 13 Aug 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 13th August
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Arsenal 13 Aug 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
Gosling Says The Laughs Have Returned To Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
Pardew Wants Barton Assurance
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
Pardew Wants Selling Image To Change - Then Enrique Goes!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
Enrique Signs For Liverpool - OFFICIAL!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th August
Is Ameobi Extension Our 'New Striker'?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th August
Toon Target Ends Up At West Brom!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th August
Fulham Game Switched
- Newcastle United Wed 10th August
Does Harper 'Twist Or Stick'?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th August
Pardew Says Smith Still Has A Future At The Club
- Newcastle United Wed 10th August
Cheik Goal Secured 'Remarkable Point'
- Newcastle United Wed 10th August
Arsenal's Last Premiership Game ...
- Newcastle United Wed 10th August
Toon v Gunners - The History
- Newcastle United Wed 10th August
Bought & Sold - Sansom And Supermac
- Newcastle United Wed 10th August
Pardew Keeps Saying The Right Things - But Enrique Exit Expected
- Newcastle United Mon 8th August
Pardew - Toon Fans Have To Understand We Don't Have Much Money!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th August
Pardew Checks On Crocked Defender
- Newcastle United Mon 8th August
Barton - The New Che Guevara?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th August
Krul Hopes To Play Against England
- Newcastle United Mon 8th August
Mackems After Bellamy
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Unusual Offer For Barton
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Is This The Side That Will Play Arsenal?
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Wigan Join The Queue For Barton
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Fabregas Won't Face Toon
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Pardew Asks - Are We A Stronger Side Than Last Season?
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Ashley Silence Does Him No Favours
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Toon Fans Decide - Krul Should Be No 1
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Krul Wants To Play At Wembley
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
The Man Who Always Gives Us A 'Positive'
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Celtic Boss FINALLY Gets The Hint!
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Obertan Joins Toon's French Invasion
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
PFA Slam Ashley Over Twitter Ban!
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Toon 0 Fiorentina 0 - Match Called Off
- Newcastle United Sat 6th August
Pardew Goes 'French' Again!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
'Jacks' Sign Toon Winger
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
He Doesn't Want To Play For The Toon And Now He's Injured! Shame Eh?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
Pardew Hits Back At Bayer Leverkusen!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
Let's Face It ... Pre-Season Chaos Was Predicted!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
Pardew 'I'm The Man In The Middle!'
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
Pardew Asks Fergie To Dig Him Out Of The Mess!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
Ashley Gags Barton!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
European Draws ...
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
Bruce Hits Out At 'Egotistical' Footballers On Twitter
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
Bought & Sold - Sansom And Supermac
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
Toon v Gunners - The History
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
Arsenal's Last Premiership Game ...
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
Cheik Goal Secured 'Remarkable Point'
- Newcastle United Fri 5th August
Allardyce Gives Up On Former Toon Skipper
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
How We Toon Fans Long For 'Killer' Competition
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Fans Organisation MUST Be Recognised By The Club!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Rob Green? I'd Rather Have Sooty In Goal!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Barnetta Laughs At Ashley Offer!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Ince: 'Barton Is No Scholes!'
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Oh Dear - Celtic Are Back Knocking On The Door!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Ashley Wins Money Battle!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Enrique Joins Carroll At Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Barton Could Follow Enrique To Anfield!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th August
Enrique Set For Liverpool Move!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd August
Celtic Couldn't Afford Barton's Pocket Money, Never Mind £60k A Week!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd August
Ashley v Barton - Only One Winner? Don't Believe It!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd August
Ashley To Talk To The Fans About Barton!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd August
Gateshead 1 Newcastle Utd XI 3
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd August
Barton Heading For Champions League?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd August
Come On Joey - Spill The Beans!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd August
Hughton Gives Up On Ranger
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd August
Barton Sent To Exile For His 'Revolutionary Act'
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd August
Ashley To Throw Crumbs To Keep The Geordies Quiet
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd August
Barton Agent Lashes 'Ashley's Puppet'!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd August
Shepherd Says Ashley Is Ruled By Money!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd August
Barton A Step Nearer To Joining Spurs
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd August
Routledge Goes Where The Sheep Are Nervous
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd August
Hughton Wants Leon Best
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd August
Please Vote - Worst NUFC Regime?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd August
It's Not TWO Players Anymore - Pardew Wants One!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Beckford? You Have Got To Be Joking!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
More Lies From Llambias!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Enrique To Hold Talks About Transfer Valuation?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Pardew Wants Another Look At Vuckic
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Pardew Rubs Salt Into Ranger's Wound
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Could It Get Any Worse Than Ashley ... Yes It Could!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Routledge Cuts Losses And Heads To Wales
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Was Trip To USA A Waste Of Time?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Taylor Worried About Toon No-Show
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
The Foreign Money-Grabbers Get A Culture Shock!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Barton Set To Spill The Beans!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Ashley Tears Up Barton's Contact!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Pardew - Welcome To Hell!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August
Ladbrokes Slash Odds On Toon Getting Relegated!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st August