Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Mackems 'Way Over The Top'
- Newcastle United Thu 30th June
Aaron Back On The European Stage
- Newcastle United Thu 30th June
Carver Meets Up With Old Pals In Canada
- Newcastle United Thu 30th June
Lee To Link Up With Former Toon Boss At West Ham?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th June
Liverpool Set For New Enrique Offer!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th June
Newcastle's Next Signing Will Be ...
- Newcastle United Thu 30th June
Hey! Stop Picking On Man Utd!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th June
Former Toon Coach Made No 2 At Anfield?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th June
Smith To Stand Firm And Snub Leeds
- Newcastle United Thu 30th June
Sturridge Will Not Be New Toon No 9
- Newcastle United Thu 30th June
Shay Heading To Villa?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th June
How Could Hearts Possibly Stand By This Man?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th June
Ferguson Not Wanted At Toon
- Newcastle United Wed 29th June
Taff Chairman Blocks Toon Move
- Newcastle United Wed 29th June
Solano And Lua Lua Back Together?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th June
Drogba For Sale - A Transfer That Would Light Up The Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
No Toon Bid For Adams
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Neil Taylor Latest - Swans Resolve Differences
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Why Do Agents Tell 'Porkies' About The Toon?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Calderwood Toon Link?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Pardew Happy To Let Trio Go Out On Loan
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Liverpool - The Ball Is In Their Court
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
How Can Newcastle Get Into Top Four Buying Cast-Offs?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Wenger Set To Open The Cheque Book
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Toon Fans Vote For Krul As No 1
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
The Only Words Ashley Has Ever Said To Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Tue 28th June
Villa Flop Heading To Tyneside ... Again?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Can Andy Carroll Cut It At The Highest Level?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Former Toon Boss Still Dreams For Top Job
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Brighton Try And Sign Lua Lua
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Toon Star Ready For Return
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Toon To Gazump Mackem Man Utd Bid?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Barton For Sale At £4m?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Taylor To Sue Swansea?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
€15million Asking Price Frightens Off Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
N'Zogbia Decision This Week?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Toon Pair Miss Out On Copa America
- Newcastle United Mon 27th June
Toon Fans Can Win $2k
- Newcastle United Sat 25th June
Best And Routledge For Brum?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th June
Calderwood Reunited With Hughton?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th June
FIFA Hit Out At Brazil
- Newcastle United Sat 25th June
Arsenal After Barton?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th June
Coloccini Concerned About Future
- Newcastle United Sat 25th June
Celtic Will Have To Do A Deal Without Brown
- Newcastle United Sat 25th June
3rd Choice At Toon - 1st Choice At Celtic - Says It All!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th June
Tribute To Sir Bobby
- Newcastle United Fri 24th June
Pardew Gave Up On Larsson In January
- Newcastle United Fri 24th June
Hughton Does It His Way ... Again
- Newcastle United Fri 24th June
N'Zogbia Wants To Join Toon French Revolution
- Newcastle United Fri 24th June
Hughton To Raid Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 24th June
Talks Underway With Paris-Saint Germain
- Newcastle United Fri 24th June
'No. 1 Or I Quit' - Tim Krul
- Newcastle United Fri 24th June
Routledge Hopes Dashed
- Newcastle United Fri 24th June
Can Pardew Attract Top Names?
- Newcastle United Fri 24th June
Toon Defender Joins Cobblers
- Newcastle United Fri 24th June
Good Luck To You Mr Hughton!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Chelsea Get Their Man
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Berbatov For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Is Mike Ashley 'Man Enough' To Do This ...
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Those French Can 'Talk' A Good Fight
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Toon Not Interested In Parker
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Big Sam Puts Toon 'Iron' Into The Irons!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Toon 'Going French' AGAIN?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Toon Fans Will Be Eating Snails And Frogs Legs
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Pardew Wants Coloccini To Stay - No Matter What Ashley Says!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Toon Look To Set Up Celtic Exchange!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Toon Defender Tears Up Contract!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Taylor Deal Gets Confusing
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Lennon Makes Bid For Forster!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Smith Tells Leeds 'No'
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
West Brom Offer Could Tempt Harper
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd June
Hughton Back In Management
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd June
Scottish, Welsh and Northern Ireland 'Outrage'?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd June
Taylor Snubs Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd June
Gutiérrez Up For Sale! Ashley Or Pardew Decision?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd June
Ashley Well On Way To Crush 'Player Power'
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd June
Mackems Close In On Pardew Target
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd June
Enrique - Stay Or Go?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Pardew Happy With Transfer Dealings
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Toon Fans Thumbs Up To N'Zogbia - But It Won't Happen!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Taylor Is Not Replacement For Enrique
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Hatem Ben Arfa Played Major Part In Transfer
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
The Madness That Is Aston Villa!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Leeds After Toon Crocks And Pensioners!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st June
Demba Ba Moves To Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
No Number Nine For New Striker
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Toon Fear Demba Ba Injury!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Marveaux Signs For Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Did Marveaux Fail His Medical?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Micky Quinn: 'Newcastle Have No Ambition'
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Bothroyd Reminds Toon 'I'm Available'
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Hughton Holds Talks With Brum
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Toon To Offer Sturridge No. 9 Shirt?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Ashley Wants To Break Up 'Player Clique'!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Taarabt Looks To Toon As A Stepping Stone
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Howey Asks If Pardew Is Ashley's Doormat!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Erdinc Valued Way Over The Odds
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Gutierrez and Coloccini Transfer Rumours
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Is Lovenkrands International Quality?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Perch Has 'Had Enough' And Wants Move
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
Nolan Questions Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th June
The Madness That Is Aston Villa!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
Former Toon Skipper Could Stay At Upton Park
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
Demba Ba Hopes Injury Scare Is Behind Him
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
Ashley Goes Above Pardew - Best For Sale!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
Sumo Campbell Insists He Has Offers
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
Arsenal ... The Mackems ... For Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
For How Long Will Pardew Be Ashley´s Doormat?
- Newcastle United Fri 17th June
Sulejmani Bound For Tyneside?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th June
Turmoil At The Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th June
Nolan Out - Parker In?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th June
Former Toon Boss Gets The Sack!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th June
Cardiff Don´t Want Shearer
- Newcastle United Wed 15th June
Nolan Joins West Ham!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th June
Smoggy Takes Over Scabs
- Newcastle United Mon 13th June
Ashley To Cash In On Enrique
- Newcastle United Mon 13th June
Carroll Replacement A Priority!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th June
Bramble Denies Rape
- Newcastle United Mon 13th June
$3,000 For One Lucky Toon Fan - TONIGHT
- Newcastle United Mon 13th June
Cabaye Signs For Toon
- Newcastle United Sat 11th June
Pardew Praises New Signing
- Newcastle United Sat 11th June
Cabaye Hopes To 'Adapt To Premiership Pace'
- Newcastle United Sat 11th June
Saunders Hopes For £100,000 From Toon
- Newcastle United Sat 11th June
Former Toon Defender To Manage Britain?
- Newcastle United Sat 11th June
Gervinho Heading To North London ... Not Tyneside
- Newcastle United Sat 11th June
Nolan Won't Take Up West Ham Offer
- Newcastle United Sat 11th June
$3,000 For One Lucky Toon Fan!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
New '19' Banner At Old Trafford
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
Fulham After Nolan
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
Gameiro Will Not Sign For Pardew No Matter What He Offers
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
Barca Link Just Paper Talk
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
Taylor Hardly Ecstatic At Toon Offer
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
Nolan Appeals Ban
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
Kick In The Teeth For Neil Lennon!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
Enrique Out - Taylor In - Where's The Ambition?
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
Brum After Best? Cash Up Front!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
Martinez Snubs Villa!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
Offer To Toon Fans Continues
- Newcastle United Fri 10th June
N'Zog Deal Up In The Air As Martinez Joins Villa
- Newcastle United Thu 9th June
Toon Awards ... We Want Your Nominations
- Newcastle United Thu 9th June
Keane Heading To Fulham - Not Tyneside
- Newcastle United Thu 9th June
Hughton To Take A Backwards Step?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th June
Swansea Dig In Their Heels Over Taylor
- Newcastle United Wed 8th June
Toon And Mackems - The Nursery Clubs For Liverpool?
- Newcastle United Wed 8th June
Can Leeds Afford Smith?
- Newcastle United Wed 8th June
Pardew Dreams Shattered As Exodus Starts
- Newcastle United Wed 8th June
Enrique Waits For Barcelona Offer!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th June
Nolan Sale Will Have Toon Fans In Uproar!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th June
Nolan Out - N'Zogbia In - Where Is The Logic?
- Newcastle United Wed 8th June
Pedro Wants To See Less Of His Defender
- Newcastle United Wed 8th June
Fulham Name New Boss
- Newcastle United Tue 7th June
Has Pardew Told Larsson 'You Had Your Chance'?
- Newcastle United Mon 6th June
Clarky Could Get His Dream After All!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th June
Williamson Misses States Tour
- Newcastle United Mon 6th June
More Taylor Confusion At Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 6th June
Toon Keeper Holds Brazil To 0-0
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
FA Blame Fans For Problems!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Joke England Performance Has Capello Grasping For Excuses
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Did Blatter Have A Tenner On Nigeria?
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Ashley Not Interested In 'Dinosaur' Keane?
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Hughton Living In Dreamland If He Expects Chelsea Job!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Why Do Injuries Plague Geordies And Mackems?
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
What As Ranger Done To Get Kicked Out?
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Moncur Hits Back At 'Parasite' Owen!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Smith Heading To West Ham?
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Toon Set For £5m Bid?
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Why Sign A Player Who Has No Interest In Toon?
- Newcastle United Sun 5th June
Does Shearer Have The 'Bottle' To Be Manager?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd June
Former Toon Skipper Desperate For Move!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd June
Blatter Again Rules His 'Banana Republic'
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd June
Big Sam Fears The Sack ... After Just ONE Day!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd June
Toon Signings ... But Will They Be Quality?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd June
Gameiro - No Europe - No Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd June
Demba Ba Interest From Toon
- Newcastle United Wed 1st June
Best Toon Link To Date?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st June
Ashley Puts Pardew In A Pickle AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st June
Simpson Says The Move To Newcastle Has Improved Him
- Newcastle United Wed 1st June
Five Year Deal For Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Wed 1st June
Clarky: 'Mackem Defeat Was Horrendous'
- Newcastle United Wed 1st June
Will Fulham Beat Newcastle In Keane Chase?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st June
FIFA Stick Together But Crisis Deepens
- Newcastle United Wed 1st June
'Parasite' Gets Contract Extension At Man Utd
- Newcastle United Wed 1st June
Former Toon Boss Takes Over At West Ham
- Newcastle United Wed 1st June