Newcastle United Mad News Archive

FIFA Under Fire Again
- Newcastle United Tue 31st May
Does N'Zogbia Have A Price?
- Newcastle United Tue 31st May
Will Pardew Get His Man?
- Newcastle United Tue 31st May
Villa Looking For A New Boss?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Will Ben Arfa Ever Be The Same?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Is Anyone Else Bored With Simpson Talking About Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Seb Larsson For Toon?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Ashley Has Had 'Dasappointments'
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Toon Fans Don't Need To Be Told When To Judge
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Will We Win Anything With Shola Ameobi?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Pardew: 'I'm Not A Disciplinarian'
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Robbie Williams Taunts Mackems With Toon Shirt!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th May
What Is Going On In Football As Fulham Pip Blackpool Europa Spot?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th May
Shane Ferguson A Mike Ashley Favourite
- Newcastle United Fri 27th May
Another Puppet - Pardew Does What He Is Told!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th May
Titus Wants To End His Career In Mackemland
- Newcastle United Fri 27th May
Former Toon Boss Says Man Utd Have 'No Chance'
- Newcastle United Fri 27th May
Pardew Tells Monkey-Hangers To Sign Kuqi
- Newcastle United Fri 27th May
Toon Target Set To Snub Pardew?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th May
Larsson Set For St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th May
Toon Make First Signing!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th May
Geordie Accent Gets Cheryl Cole The Boot!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th May
FIFA As Bent As A 'Nine Pund Note'!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th May
Let's Face It - Gary Speed Is Not Managerial Material
- Newcastle United Thu 26th May
Barton Will Only Stay If Ashley Goes!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th May
Toon Snub £4m Offer For Enrique From Liverpool
- Newcastle United Thu 26th May
Pardew Position Looking Very Precarious At Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th May
Former Toon Defender Takes Over At Bradford
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
From Newcastle To Barcelona?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
Pearson Joins Hughton In Link With West Ham
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
Wigan Won't Sell N'Zogbia To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
Gazza - Do We Want Him Dead?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
Owen Says Man U Trophy Better Than Anything He Won At Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
Ashley Pays Up Campbell Contract And Kicks Him Out
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
Given Wants To Replace Forster At Celtic
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
Will Ashley Consider Appointing Martin O'Neill?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
Ashley Won't Offer Barton A New Deal!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
Toon Lose Out On Albin
- Newcastle United Tue 24th May
Does Ameobi Deserve Another Chance?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th May
Xisco Stays At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 24th May
Are We Grooming Ferguson For Liverpool?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th May
Pardew Tells The Truth About Scottish 'Joke League'
- Newcastle United Tue 24th May
Have Toon Prorities Changed - Or Are We Fooling Ourselves?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th May
Krul Cancels Holiday
- Newcastle United Tue 24th May
Play-Off For Champions League Place Knocked Back
- Newcastle United Tue 24th May
Pardew Wants Time To Build
- Newcastle United Tue 24th May
Toon Fans Pleased We Weren't Involved In Finale'
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Holloway Should Face Facts ... He Wasn't Good Enough!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Toon 3 West Brom 3
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Pardew Picks Up The Pieces
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Hodgson Praise For Toon Destroyer
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Pardew Hits Out At Joke 'Two Team' Scottish League
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Pardew Hopes To Improve On His Record
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
West Brom Fight Back Costs Toon £2.5m!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
5under1and And Toon End Of Season Report
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Kuqi - Nice Bloke - But What Will History Show?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
Mackem Supa Kev - Or Supa Flop?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
Pardew Happy To Keep The 'Piranhas' Away From Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
Pardew Wants Smith To Sit Out WBA Clash
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
The End For Woodgate?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
Toon 'Very Close' To First Signing
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
Enrique To Take Wage Cut To Join Liverpool?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
Nolan To Sign!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
Best: 'I Have Proved Myself'
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
Toon Offer Too Good To Refuse ...
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
Team lineups: Newcastle United v West Bromwich Albion 22 May 2011
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
Plenty of drama at St James Park
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
Newcastle 3-3 West Brom- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd May
FM Preview: Newcastle United v West Bromwich Albion 22 May 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 21st May
Former Toon Skipper Heading To Spurs?
- Newcastle United Sat 21st May
City To Hang Onto Shay Given?
- Newcastle United Sat 21st May
Carroll's 'Dangerous Game'
- Newcastle United Fri 20th May
Bassong To Leave Spurs?
- Newcastle United Fri 20th May
Is 'Four Goal' Defoe What We Need?
- Newcastle United Fri 20th May
Clarky's Going To Old Trafford
- Newcastle United Thu 19th May
Should Someone Have Word In Pardew's Lug?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th May
Spiderman's Season Is Over
- Newcastle United Thu 19th May
Forster Toon No 1 Next Season?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
WBA's Quest To Be 'King Of The Midlands'
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Emotion As Lovenkrands Scores For His Dad
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Ferguson Snubs Pleas From Manager!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Poor Craig Bellamy (And Michael Chopra) ... Snigger Snigger
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Money Grabbing 'Sumo' Campbell Ends On Sour Note!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Mackems Upset About Olympic Torch!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Ferguson: 'Include Me'
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
West Ham Hit Out At Smoggy McClaren
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Pardew Wants Rid Himself Of Unwanted Record
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
'Scary' Shearer Joins Hall Of Fame
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Nolan: 'I Came Back Too Early'
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Barton Wants To See 'Happy Fans' On Holiday
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Pardew Set To Bring Bothroyd To Toon!!!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Pardew: 'We Have Punched Above Our Weight'
- Newcastle United Tue 17th May
West Brom Game Saw Hughton Sacked!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th May
Has Pardew Got The Pulling Power?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th May
Celtic Still Keen On Forster After League Disaster
- Newcastle United Tue 17th May
Hammers Set To Give Hughton Deal
- Newcastle United Tue 17th May
Pardew Wants 'One Final Push'
- Newcastle United Tue 17th May
Cole To Wear Toon No 9?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th May
Lovenkrands Could Be First Out Of The Door
- Newcastle United Tue 17th May
59 Years For Ameobi Brothers To Change History!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th May
Double Joy For Manchester
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Blackpool For Europa League? You're Joking!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Defeat Brings To An End Grant's Hammer's Future
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Chelsea 2 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Look On Abramovich's Face Said It All!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Pardew On Taylor's Late Goal And Drogba
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Why Has It Taken Enrique Six Weeks To Play Down Link?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
'John Wayne' Ranger Acts Like A Kid Once Again!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Team lineups: Chelsea v Newcastle United 15 May 2011
- Newcastle United Sun 15th May
Chelsea 2-2 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sun 15th May
FM Preview: Chelsea v Newcastle United 15 May 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 14th May
Former Toon Defender Says Pressure Will Tell
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Neil Lennon Should Get Out Of Football!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Ameobi Stunned The Bridge With Late Winner
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Toon Army On The March
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Toon Win Northumberland Senior Cup!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Yes We Want To Win - But Help Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Man City Secure Their Place - How Long For The Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th May
The Price Of Relegation - What If?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th May
How Long Before We Catch Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th May
Chelsea In Turmoil - Or Just Another Day At The Bridge?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th May
Shearer: 'Toon Done Better Than I Expected'
- Newcastle United Wed 11th May
Second Season For Toon Could Be Toughest!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th May
Nicky Butt Lines Up With David Beckham
- Newcastle United Wed 11th May
Shearer's 'Best Mate' Ready To Return!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th May
Fraser Forster's Moment Of Truth
- Newcastle United Wed 11th May
Toon Fans Vote - New Strip Is ....
- Newcastle United Wed 11th May
Vuckic Makes His Choice - It's Slovenia!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Barton Back To his Best
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Tiote Too Much Of A Risk To Play
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Simpson: 'We Never Feared Relegation'
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
New-Look Toon For Next Season
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Blatter's 'Fiddlers' Should Be Jailed!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Smith Return? Don't Count On It
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Toon Looking For Win At Chelsea
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
No Green Light For Toon On Signing Strikers
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Toon Kids To Revenge 4-1 Defeat?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Ranger Still Hasn't Done Enough To Impress
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Pardew: 'Man Utd Did Us A Massive Favour'
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Taylor Good Enough For England?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Rangers Cut Short Forster's Title Dreams
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Warnock To Replace Enrique Is A Step Backwards!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Toon Dump Brum Into Dogfight
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
Toon 2 Birmingham 1
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
Pardew: 'No Big Stars At This Club'
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
McLeish Says Taylor Should Have Walked!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
Llambias Has The Brain Of A Pea!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
Taylor Gets The Nod
- Newcastle United Sat 7th May
Ashley The Only NE Billionaire!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th May
Pardew Hits Out At The 'Slackers'
- Newcastle United Sat 7th May
Pardew: 'We Must Give Fans A Happy Summer'
- Newcastle United Sat 7th May
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Birmingham City 07 May 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 7th May
Taylor lifts Magpies to win
- Newcastle United Sat 7th May
Newcastle 2-1 Birmingham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 7th May
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Birmingham City 07 May 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Williamson In Freak Accident
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Ben Arfa Return 'Put On Hold'
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Perch Ruled Out For Season
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Is Steven Taylor As Good As He Thinks He Is?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Michael Owen To Sign For Derby?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
'Sumo' Campbell Set To Leave Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Will You Be Buying The New Shirt?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Nolan - We Have Made Progress - The Mackems Haven't
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
FA Prolong Routledge's Wait
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
What Can We Expect From Birmingham?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Injury Situation Is Bad - But It Could Be Worse
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Best Day EVER When Ashley Walks?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th May
Ferguson Switch Not A Done Deal
- Newcastle United Wed 4th May
Barton, Enrique and Nolan The Key To More Transfer Targets
- Newcastle United Wed 4th May
Former Toon Star Hits Out At Moaning Wenger
- Newcastle United Wed 4th May
Can 'Self-Policing' Work Amongst Supporters?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th May
Toon Target Tips Brum To Stay Up
- Newcastle United Wed 4th May
Former Toon Boss Says 'Messi Is Better Than Pele'!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Enrique Hits Out At Parasite Owen!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Keegan Double Standards!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Phil Thompson Is Right - Enrique IS Heading To Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Why Didn't Viduka Give Us 100%?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Who Would Take 'Injury Prone' Smith?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Will Ranger Join The Ranks Of The Under-Achievers?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Moncur Wants To See New Strikers For Next Season
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
What Was Gazza Doing In Pakistan With A Fishingrod?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Toon Defender Rocks Brum!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Liverpool 3 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd May
Dalglish Says Carroll Has Broad Shoulders
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd May
TV Company Got Their Toon Humiliation After All
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd May
Pardew Says Barton Missed Chance To Get Us A Point
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd May
Pardew Plays Down Carroll Transfer
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd May
Toon Yet To Confirm Leeds Date
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd May
Carroll Isn't The Only 'Greedy B' In Football
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd May
Major Day In Premiership Season - Game On!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd May
Arsenal And Bayern Munich Join Chase For Enrique
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Nolan Talks About His 'Old Mucker' Andy Carroll
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Carroll Benefited From Toon Relegation!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Is Stephen Ireland 'Unmanageable'?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Leaving Man Utd Was Not A Step Down For Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Double Standards For Ticket Touts?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Who Will Be First Choice Keeper Next Season?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Mackems Take Another Thrashing!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Shefki Kuqi - What Do You Think - A Good Signing?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Team lineups: Liverpool v Newcastle United 01 May 2011
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Newcastle slump to deserved defeat at Anfield
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Liverpool 3-0 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May