Newcastle United Mad News Archive

They Are Hardly Going To Slag Off The Manager - Are They?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Is This The Start Of Big Things For Carroll?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Toon Go State-Side!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Should We Give Ashley Praise?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Shearer Saves Toon's Blushes
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Wolves Are Capable Of Biting Back!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
87.7% Want Standing At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Wed 30th March
Toon Date At The Bridge Switched
- Newcastle United Tue 29th March
FA Want Cost Control
- Newcastle United Tue 29th March
Carroll Is TROUBLE - Scousers About To Learn The Fact!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th March
Pardew Hails Ashley's Debt Reduction!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th March
Sir Bobby Legacy Lives On
- Newcastle United Tue 29th March
Pardew Says Fans Are Wrong!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th March
Toon After Real Madrid And Man Utd Target
- Newcastle United Tue 29th March
Who Says Football Should Be Played On Saturday At 3pm?
- Newcastle United Tue 29th March
Ranger Comes In From The Cold?
- Newcastle United Tue 29th March
More Than Just A Six-Goal Wonder?
- Newcastle United Tue 29th March
Results Are Not Everything!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th March
Has Best Been A Big Miss?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th March
Toon Ready To Listen To Offers For Guthrie
- Newcastle United Mon 28th March
Pardew Decides - Taylor Or Ferguson
- Newcastle United Mon 28th March
Pardew After 'Iceman'?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th March
Mackems Looking For 'Next Andy Carroll'!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
How Serious An Issue Are Laser Pens?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Pardew Fears 'Dogfight'
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Barton's TV Blackout!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Toon Defender Gets Benefit Of Doubt
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Bramble Keeps On Believing
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Toon Striker Says Relegation Is Not An Issue!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th March
Redknapp Backs Great Britain Team!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
Boot On Other Foot For Barton
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
Speed: 'Bolton Isn't Like Newcastle'
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
How Good Is Tavernier?
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
Spanish Giants Chase Toon Target?
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
Pardew Defends Perch
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
Pardew Suffers For Campbell Gaff!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
Coloccini Says Toon Are Six Points From Safety
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
Forster Set For Crunch Talks?
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
Monkey Hangers Eye Toon Youngsters
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
Perhaps Carver Isn't Listening!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
Magpies In Europe - From Antwerp To Zurich
- Newcastle United Fri 25th March
Scottish FA Have Done NOTHING In 50 Years!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th March
Standing Area At St James' Park? You Vote!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th March
Carroll Is Big Enough To Tackle The Taffs!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th March
Let's Stick It Up Robbie Savage!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th March
Shearer Hits Out At Capello
- Newcastle United Thu 24th March
Pardew Wants 'Face-To-Face' With Players
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
If Enrique Has 'Little Faith' Where Does That Put Fans?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
A Simple Message For Pardew - Put Your Own House In Order!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
Ireland Pencilled In To Make At Least ONE Appearance This Season!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
Hammers After Barton
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
Nolan Never Believed Toon Were Safe!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
Best and Ireland Didn't Drink Booze!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
Perch Is Hardly A Miss!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
We All Know About Craig Bellamy
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd March
POKER TONIGHT - MONDAY 8pm
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
4 Wins In Pardew's 15 Games!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Will Pardew 'Take On Board' Nolan Suggestions?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Pardew Looks At The 3-5-2 Formation
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Enrique Could Make Wolves Game
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Perch Ruled Out Of Wolves Fixture
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Words Said In Dressing Room After Stoke Disaster!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st March
Toon Thumped At Britannia Stadium
- Newcastle United Sun 20th March
Best And Ireland Hit The Toon Night Before Game
- Newcastle United Sun 20th March
Why Would Simpson Go To Birmingham?
- Newcastle United Sun 20th March
Stoke 4 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Sun 20th March
Team lineups: Stoke City v Newcastle United 19 Mar 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 19th March
FM Preview: Stoke City v Newcastle United 19 Mar 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 18th March
Clash Of The Titans In Euro Draw
- Newcastle United Fri 18th March
Toon Star Has Fond Memories Of His Time At Stoke
- Newcastle United Fri 18th March
Life With Andy Carroll - The Long Ball Game!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th March
Toon Wide Men Cannot Hide At Stoke!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th March
Will Pardew Throw Barton Into The Fight At Stoke?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th March
NU-Mad Poker Competition - Prize Pot Of $500
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Pulis The Drama Queen?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Chopra Waves Goodbye
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
It's Either Famine Or Feast For Pardew
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Toon In For A Rough Ride At Britannia Stadium?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
More Toon Speculation ...
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
AC Milan After Toon Defender?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Cockney Kinnear Was Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Toon Are Going To Find It Hard To Please Forster
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Hey Kids! Stay Clear Of Craven Cottage
- Newcastle United Thu 17th March
Pardew Wants 'Jack Of All Trades' Players
- Newcastle United Wed 16th March
Beardsley Has Us All Confused
- Newcastle United Wed 16th March
Come On Pardew - You Know Best Isn't The Future!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th March
Pardew Doesn't Want Toon To Do A 'Man Utd'
- Newcastle United Wed 16th March
Toon Looking At Seasider
- Newcastle United Wed 16th March
Holloway Living In Cuckoo Land!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th March
Bruce Offered £2.5m For Carroll
- Newcastle United Wed 16th March
Our Thoughts Go Out To Toon Fan Robson!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th March
Carroll Deal Investigation
- Newcastle United Wed 16th March
Toon Kid Heading To Wembley?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th March
No 9 Shirt Hasn't Always Been Iconic
- Newcastle United Tue 15th March
What Has Happened To The Geordie Hot-Bed?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th March
Tommo's Job At Celtic On The Line?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th March
Pardew Says Barton Has A Moody Streak
- Newcastle United Tue 15th March
Toon Stability? It's Not Down To The Manager
- Newcastle United Tue 15th March
Newcastle Experience Damaged Shearer More Than He Says!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th March
Man Utd Fans The Most 'Hated' In The League?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th March
Ashley To Sell? He Could ... And Take The £35m With Him!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th March
Keegan Tips Toon Old Boy For Premiership Future
- Newcastle United Mon 14th March
Stevenage Defeat Haunts Pardew!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th March
Roeder Warning Stays With Harper!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th March
Ameobi Targets Win Over Man Utd!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th March
Kuqi Is Ready - But Not To Take Penalties!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th March
Campbell Comes In Out Of The Cold!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th March
The Strange World Of Olivier Bernard
- Newcastle United Fri 11th March
Joe Cole Is On The Move - But Not To Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th March
Former Toon Star Helps Out The Girls
- Newcastle United Fri 11th March
Old Boy Returns To Damage Toon
- Newcastle United Fri 11th March
Toon Fans Will Learn From Stoke's Cup Fixture
- Newcastle United Fri 11th March
Everything Not So Custy For Carroll At Liverpool
- Newcastle United Fri 11th March
Fraser's Celtic Success Puts Pressure On Pardew!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th March
86% Of Fans Say No-One At The Club Deserves No 9 Shirt
- Newcastle United Fri 11th March
No Hiding Place For Ireland Now!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th March
Is Ranger Worth The Effort?
- Newcastle United Thu 10th March
Pardew Hasn't A Clue Who Will Play Against Stoke
- Newcastle United Thu 10th March
Ben Arfa To Write Off The Season?
- Newcastle United Thu 10th March
Toon's Best Chances Of Making Europe Were Wasted!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th March
Beardsley Plays Down His Table-Toppers
- Newcastle United Thu 10th March
Guthrie Leads By Example
- Newcastle United Thu 10th March
Former Toon Boss: 'Barca Are Best Team Ever!'
- Newcastle United Wed 9th March
What TALL Stories 'Pinocchio' Is Telling The Scousers!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th March
Derby's Lily Savage Is Keeping Quiet About Toon
- Newcastle United Wed 9th March
Pardew - Buy A DVD Of The World Cup!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th March
Mike Ashley And The Serious Fraud Office
- Newcastle United Wed 9th March
Nolan: 'What Have I Done To Deserve This?'
- Newcastle United Wed 9th March
Ameobi Nails His Colours To Nigerian Mast
- Newcastle United Wed 9th March
Stephen Carr - The One That Got Away?
- Newcastle United Wed 9th March
Kick 'Old Firm' Off TV Until The Bigotry Stops!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
Broken Cheekbones And Coloured Tights
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
Nolan - Sports Personality of the Year
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
More Toon Transfer Speculation
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
Carroll Hails 'Best Atmosphere'
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
Same Old Story - No Action Taken Against Man Utd!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
Warning For Toon Fans - Stoke Is As Dodgy As Ever
- Newcastle United Tue 8th March
Toon Defender Ready To Replace Enrique?
- Newcastle United Mon 7th March
Shola's Joy Doesn't Mask Toon Disappointment
- Newcastle United Mon 7th March
Pardew Expects Barton And Ireland To Return
- Newcastle United Mon 7th March
The Other Side Of The Toon Fence ...
- Newcastle United Mon 7th March
Toon Not Interested In Riise
- Newcastle United Mon 7th March
We Have To Get Out Of This Lazy Toon Attitude!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th March
Only 5% Of Fans Believe Ashley Is Telling Truth!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th March
Villa Boss Got It Sadly Wrong And Faces Consequences
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Snoods Banned!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Toon 1 Everton 2
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Toon Paper-Weight Squad Is Not Good Enough!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Everton Assistant Boss: 'It's A Strange League'
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Carroll To Be Thrown It At The Deep End?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Pardew Plays It Cool - But Something Is Wrong At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
The New Ketsbaia Is On His Last Warning
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Ferguson Spits Out His Dummy - Carroll Makes His Debut!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th March
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Everton 05 Mar 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 5th March
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Everton 05 Mar 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Everton Striker Wins Battle Against Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Cantona Truly Has Flown Away With The Seagulls!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Routledge Agrees Deal With QPR!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Toon After Dutch Winger!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Ireland Launches Amazing Attack On Houlier, Ireland and Birmingham!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Did Barton Refuse To Play For Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Come On Stephen - You Were Right First Time!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Toon v Everton - Team News
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Toon Youngster Gets Trial In Sweden
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Pardew Has Faith In Ashley (For The Moment)
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Taylor Praise For Toon 'Team Character'
- Newcastle United Fri 4th March
Exclusive - Shola Ameobi's Mask!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd March
Celtic And Rangers Try And Spice Up The Worst League In Football!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd March
Liverpool To Unleash Carroll Against Man Utd!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd March
Is Europe A Step To Far For Toon?
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd March
Barton Set To Miss Everton Game
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd March
What Planet Is Ferguson On?
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd March
Shola Touch-And-Go For Everton Fixture
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd March
Moncur Stands By Ashley And Says Keegan is Wrong
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd March
Everton In Turmoil?
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd March
Taylor Looks To The Future
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd March
Nolan Sees Red But Toon Hang On!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd March
Toon Back In For Riise As Enrique Looks For Move
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd March
Villa Fans - We Know The Feeling!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd March
Former Toon Star To Decide On Future
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Tiote - The Key To Toon Future?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Toon New Boy: 'I'm Ready To Show Geordies What I Can Do'
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Dinky Diddy Davies Doesn't Want Guthrie
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
How Can You Possibly Defend Taylor Tackle?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Is Best Good Enough To Start Next Season?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Toon Old Boy Must Return To Russia!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Rules For Man Utd - Rules For The Rest Of Us!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March
Keegan Says Greedy Ashley Will Pocket Dosh!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st March