Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Saha Crashes Ferrari
- Newcastle United Mon 28th February
Nolan Looking For A Dog Called 'Paddy'
- Newcastle United Mon 28th February
Toon Check Out Leeds Midfielder
- Newcastle United Mon 28th February
Wheater Happy To Snub Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th February
Toon Star Suffers Set Back!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th February
Toon Loan Signing Is 'Desperate' To Play!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th February
Forest Chase Toon Star
- Newcastle United Mon 28th February
Pardew Happy To See The Mackems Fall!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th February
Coloccini Says Taylor Sending Off Cost Us Points
- Newcastle United Mon 28th February
Mackems Crash At Goodison But Toon Blow Chance
- Newcastle United Sun 27th February
Bolton Happy With Point Against 10-Man Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 27th February
Toon 1 Bolton 1
- Newcastle United Sun 27th February
Taylor's 'Honest Tackle'?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th February
Enrique Is Certain To Move In The Summer!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th February
Toon Boo-Boys Got To Referee!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th February
Take A Long Hard Look Jenas!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th February
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Bolton Wanderers 26 Feb 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 26th February
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Bolton Wanderers 26 Feb 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
New Date For Toon v Carroll Showdown!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Pardew: 'We Can Handle Davies'
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Pardew: We Are Bringing Class To The Club
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Monkey Hangers Arrange New Deal For Ryan
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Gutiérrez Gets His Knickers Back!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Pardew Has No Interest In Cisse
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Can Dalglish Make A Shearer Out Of Carroll?
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Pardew - Ashley wants To Build Something Here!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Will Newcastle Make Another Move For Larsson?
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Ashley Gives Carver An Amazing Deal!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Nolan Warns Of 'High Energy' Bolton
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Leon Best - 'It's Going Well But I Won't Get Carried Away'
- Newcastle United Fri 25th February
Pardew Goes On The Attack
- Newcastle United Thu 24th February
Pardew Turns To Facts And Figures
- Newcastle United Thu 24th February
Ashley Wants Rid Of The Crocks!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th February
Carroll No Nearer Liverpool Debut!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th February
Newcastle Is Far From Joe Cole's Mind!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th February
Bolton Have 'Come Of Age' - Newcastle Want To Follow
- Newcastle United Thu 24th February
Ben Arfa Sets Date For Wolves
- Newcastle United Thu 24th February
Ameobi Back In Training
- Newcastle United Thu 24th February
We Would Have Been Better Off Taking Spurs Offer!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd February
Larsson Linked With Toon Again
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd February
Every 'Free Agent' In Europe Being Linked With Newcastle
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd February
Toon Star Happy Being 'Odd Job Man'
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd February
Enrique Has More Ambition Than Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd February
Campbell - Money Before Ambition?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd February
Keegan, Owen And A Guy Called Ashley
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd February
Bolton Built On Strong Foundations
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd February
11 Games To Go And Pardew Says His Strike Force Will See Him Through
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd February
Forster Will Be A Newcastle Player Next Season
- Newcastle United Mon 21st February
No Change On Enrique Situation
- Newcastle United Mon 21st February
Ranger Must Go Up A Gear To Make Big Time
- Newcastle United Mon 21st February
Only Newcastle Would Loan A Crocked Player!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st February
Man City Are Conning Themselves!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st February
Harper - Iron Mike Has Been Great!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st February
Fans Are Priced Out Of Football!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th February
Barton Warning To Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th February
Leon Best Is Quality - Says Joey Barton
- Newcastle United Fri 18th February
Villa Star Comes To Toon For Treatment?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th February
Enrique`s Move Away Is Starting To Look Odds On!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th February
Pardue Says Best Deserved A Chance
- Newcastle United Fri 18th February
More Toon Transfer Speculation Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th February
Barton Looking For Second Cap!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th February
Birmingham 0 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Wed 16th February
Mackems Suffer Massive Loss!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th February
Woody Proves Doubters Wrong!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th February
Best Looks The Part At Last!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th February
Newcastle At To Brum Unrest!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th February
Toon Back On Track After Six Games Without A Win
- Newcastle United Wed 16th February
Team lineups: Birmingham City v Newcastle United 15 Feb 2011
- Newcastle United Tue 15th February
FM Preview: Birmingham City v Newcastle United 15 Feb 2011
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Martins Promises 'Toon Celebration'
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Toon Face Tough Test At St Andrews!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Owen Takes Pressure Off Keegan
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Another Big Test For Pardew's Boys
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Pardew Forgets About 'Unfit' Aliadiere
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Lovenkrands The New Carroll? It Would Be Nice, But ...
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Enrique Stalls Contract Talks After Hearing Of Liverpool's Interest
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Shefki Kuqi - Destiny Or Desperation?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Routledge: 'I'm Still A Newcastle Player'!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Ferguson Told Pardew To Rid Himself Of 'London Image'!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Martins Wants Permanent Move
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Martins: 'I Didn't Walk Out On Newcastle - I Was Pushed!'
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Pardew Tpo Go With Lovenkrands And Best?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Has Bramble Become The Player Sir Bobby Predicted?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Owen Heading To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Nolen Gets Ban
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Enrique Tipped For Spanish Glory
- Newcastle United Mon 14th February
Nile Ranger - Caught Between A Rock And A Hard Place!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th February
Are West Ham Newcastle 'In Disguise'?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th February
Robbie Savage Is Keeping His Gob Shut About Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th February
Does She Know The Offside Rule? Villa Fans Don't Think So!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th February
Blackburn 0 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Sun 13th February
Shefki Kuqi - The Magician?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th February
Will Carroll Be A Rush ... Or A Flop?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th February
Carroll's Alleged Assault Charge ...
- Newcastle United Sun 13th February
Enrique Stars In Pardew's 'Dull Drama'
- Newcastle United Sun 13th February
Rovers Boss Happpy With A Point
- Newcastle United Sun 13th February
Quinn - 'Despises' Fickle Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th February
Joe Cole Will Not Be Coming To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th February
Celtic Can Forget Faser Forster Bid!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th February
Team lineups: Blackburn Rovers v Newcastle United 12 Feb 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 12th February
FM Preview: Blackburn Rovers v Newcastle United 12 Feb 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 11th February
Hughton Snubbed - Hodgson Gets The Job!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th February
Best And Ranger's Miraculous Recovery
- Newcastle United Fri 11th February
Pardew Good Enough For The Job? You Vote!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th February
Kuqi: 'Newcastle Are The Biggest!'
- Newcastle United Fri 11th February
Ranger: 'I Was Injured' Wink Wink!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th February
Mags And Mackems - Crimewatch
- Newcastle United Fri 11th February
Shefki Kuqi Signs For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th February
Calderwood v Hughton For WBA Job?
- Newcastle United Thu 10th February
Brighton Want Lua Lua When He Recovers
- Newcastle United Thu 10th February
Taylor Ready For Training
- Newcastle United Thu 10th February
Toon Fans Head To The Fernhurst
- Newcastle United Thu 10th February
Toon Took A Hammering!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th February
Wally With The Bolly Wants England Return
- Newcastle United Wed 9th February
Pardew's Little White Lie
- Newcastle United Wed 9th February
Aliadiere and Ewerthon Lined Up For Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 9th February
Real Madrid Want Toon Young Gun!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th February
Pardew Does A Joe Harvey!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th February
First Goal Had The Toon Army Believing!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th February
Shola Waits For Surgery Results
- Newcastle United Wed 9th February
Robert In Desperate Plea To Newcastle
- Newcastle United Wed 9th February
Oh No - Not Swansea Reject!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th February
Ashley Wants To Crush Toon Boo Boys!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th February
Hughton For West Brom?
- Newcastle United Tue 8th February
Walcott: 'Newcastle Taught Us A Lesson'!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th February
Henry Move In Doubt But Aliadiere On Back Burner?
- Newcastle United Tue 8th February
Pardew Tells Players To Put Newcastle First!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th February
Pardew: 'We Were Embarrassed - So We Embarrassed Them'
- Newcastle United Tue 8th February
Toon Leave Wenger Stunned!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th February
Toon Underdog Points To His Shirt!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th February
Toon True Grit Spurs Taylor On
- Newcastle United Tue 8th February
Will This Get Rid Of Anfield Heartbreak?
- Newcastle United Tue 8th February
Skint Man Utd Couldn't Buy Shearer!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th February
Carroll Wouldn't Get Into My Top 100 Toon Players!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th February
Gosling Goes Under The Knife AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
Toon Gets Piority Over Ireland!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
Pardew Expects Carroll Story To Drag On!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
Brazilian Heading To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
Toon Eye Ivory Coast International?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
Capello: 'Carroll Will Face Bigger Pressure At Liverpool'!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
Toon Eight Add To Record Breaking Day!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
So What's Wenger Moaning About THIS Week?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
Pardew Says Carroll Move Cast A Shadow!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
Toon 4 Arsenal 4
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
West Brom 'Sack' Di Matteo!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
Barton Won't Do A Beardsley-Carroll And Run Away!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th February
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Arsenal 05 Feb 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 5th February
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Arsenal 05 Feb 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 4th February
Pardew Looks In The Bargain Bin While Ashley Hangs Onto £35m!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th February
Tiote: 'We've Beaten Arsenal Once - We Can Do It Again'!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th February
Nolan Warns Of THe Battle Ahead!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th February
Ashley Waits For Fans Backlash!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th February
Nolan Apologises But Insists He Is Right
- Newcastle United Fri 4th February
Pardew: We Were Not 'Dejected' Against Fulham!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th February
Gunners Will Be Massive Test For Toon Strikers
- Newcastle United Fri 4th February
Newcastle Fans ... Look Away Now ...
- Newcastle United Fri 4th February
Snoods, Balaclarvas And Donkey Jackets To Be Banned?
- Newcastle United Fri 4th February
Grant: 'Don't Forget - Pardew Signed Tevez'
- Newcastle United Fri 4th February
Fulham 1 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd February
Carroll Cannot Lick Torres' Boots!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd February
It's Not Over Until Fat Ashley Sings!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd February
Just Like A 'New Signing' For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd February
Shepherd Puts The Knife Into Ashley
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd February
Nolan: 'Liverpool Fans Deserve Carroll'!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd February
N'Zogbia Will Be A Star In The Championship!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd February
Pardew Picks The Bones Out Of A Bad Night
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd February
Big Test For Pardew At Fulham
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd February
Toon Revival Takes A Knock!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd February
Welcome To The Mad House Pardew!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd February
Reserves Crash 4-3 At Bolton
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd February
Redknapp Made Late Bid For Former Toon Star
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd February
Llambias Claims Ashley Always Tells The Truth (Most Of The Time)
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd February
Llambias Blasts Shearer!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd February
Team lineups: Fulham v Newcastle United 02 Feb 2011
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd February
FM Preview: Fulham v Newcastle United 02 Feb 2011
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February
N'Zogbia? You Are Joking!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February
Villa Midfielder Makes Move To Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February
Carroll Is A Magnet To Trouble!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February
Is Carroll A Disgrace To The Toon No 9 Shirt?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February
Carroll Did Not Hand In A Transfer Request!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February
Redknapp Blames Ashley (Not Carroll) For Transfer!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February
Ashley's Puppet Has Been Given Another Promise!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February
When Will Pardew Realise He's 'Home Alone'?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February
Ireland Signs And Guess What - He's Injured!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February
Both Carroll And Torres 'Rubbish' Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February
Carroll - His First Interview: 'I Had To Join Liverpool'!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st February