Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Money-Grabbing Bent As Unpopular As Michael Owen
- Newcastle United Mon 31st October
Stoke Boss Part Of The Sky TV Machine
- Newcastle United Mon 31st October
One Ameobi For Another?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st October
Pardew: 'Defeat Can Escalate Bad Feeling'
- Newcastle United Mon 31st October
Heads up for the Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st October
Team lineups: Stoke City v Newcastle United 31 Oct 2011
- Newcastle United Mon 31st October
Stoke 1-3 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Mon 31st October
FM Preview: Stoke City v Newcastle United 31 Oct 2011
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Pardew Wants Fans To Stick With His Team
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Cheik Tiote: 'We Want To Be Remembered'
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Guthrie The Perfect Stand-In?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Toon Set To Go Third?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Warnock England Boss?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Pardew Preaches Confidence
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Questions To Be Answered About Santon?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Toon Not The Only Club Bouncing Back From Defeat
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Sol Campbell Falls Apart In Toon Drubbing
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Shepherd Says Ashley 'Doesn't Own NUFC'!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Woodgate v Best Unlikely To Happen?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th October
Blackburn 4 Toon 3 (AET)
- Newcastle United Thu 27th October
Hughton's Boys Heading Back To Premiership?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th October
Pardew Questions Penalty Incidents!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th October
Stay Of Execution For Kean!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th October
Britannia Stadium ... Not The Best Day Out For Fans
- Newcastle United Thu 27th October
Team lineups: Blackburn Rovers v Newcastle United 26 Oct 2011
- Newcastle United Wed 26th October
Newcastle's 'Biggest Name' Gets The Boot!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Perhaps Cabaye Should 'Get A Life'?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Toon Can Hammer Final Nail In The Coffin!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Robinson Stops Coloccini Making The Headlines
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Toon Army Head To Ewood Park
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Steve Harper 0 Kevin Nolan 1
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
At Last Ashley Hits Right Note With Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Toon Fans Learning About Patience?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
£202,774 Added To Sir Bobby Fund!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Shola Sits Out November!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Broken Nose For Taylor
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Mick The Mackem Gets His Knickers In A Twist
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Is Bellamy 'More Educated Now'?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Milner Gets The X-Factor!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
The Man Who 'Dumped' On The Mackems
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Toon Injuries Mount Up - Tiote The Latest Casualty
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Half-Price Season Tickets - A Message From NUFC
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Kean Problems Mount Ahead Of Massive Toon Test!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
8 Days After Saying 'I Won't Go On Loan' ...
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Pardew: 'It's Not Easy Getting Into My Team These Days'
- Newcastle United Tue 25th October
Pardew Praise For 'Super Sub'
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
Dalglish To Offer 'Flop' Carroll Back To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
The Luck Of The ... Errrr ... French?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
Has Martinez Missed His Golden Opportunity?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
It All Falls Into Place For Geordies!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
Toon 1 Wigan 0
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
Toon Masseur Keeps His Gob Shut!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
Life Not So Sunny For Enrique On Other Side Of The Fence
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
Harper Goes To Brighton
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
Pardew And Martinez Carrying Luck - Good & Bad
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
Pardew Waits For The Tide To Turn
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
Half-Price Tickets At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
If Blackburn Lose To Toon - Kean GOES!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th October
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Wigan Athletic 22 Oct 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd October
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Wigan Athletic 22 Oct 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
How Good Is This Wigan Team?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Another Protest Planned By Supporters
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Former Toon Star: 'I Have Total Control'!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Pardew Has No Walking Wounded
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Pardew Tells The Cleaner To Get Out The Brasso!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Pardew: Don't Read Too Much Into Ashley's Words!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Ranger Charged!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Pardew Tight-Lipped About QPR Midfielder
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Watch Ben Arfa Set Premiership Alight
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Celtic To Have Second Thoughts Over Forster?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Simpson - Not The Brightest Button In The Box
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Martinez: 'We Will Defy The Odds'
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Pardew Waits For The Banana Skin
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Is It Time For Shola To Be Appreciated?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Pardew Want A Cup - But Hints At Playing Reserves Against Rovers
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Pardew Asks Toon Army To Be Patient
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
No Love Lost Between Taylor And Wigan
- Newcastle United Fri 21st October
Sympathy For Danny Simpson?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th October
Kadar - One Of The Reasons Ashley's Plan Has Flaws
- Newcastle United Thu 20th October
Pardew Faces Questions Tonight (Thursday)
- Newcastle United Thu 20th October
Was 'Cry Baby' Gary Caldwell Ever Good Enough For The Toon?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th October
Nile Ranger Wants Future At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th October
Mackems STILL Bitter At Bruce's Geordie Links!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th October
Mout Everest Climbers Train On St James' Park Pitch!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th October
Best (Or Worst) Time To Face Wigan?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Coloccini Steals Headlines From N'Zogbia
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Maiga To Tie Up Toon Deal
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Liverpool Bollox Well Wide Of The Mark
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
'Chrome Dome' Loves Toon Challenge!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Gutierrez Is Transformed!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Wigan Hit Out At Foreign Money Makers!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Nile Ranger Back On Song!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
'Shola Will Get His Chance - And Score' Says Pardew
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Pardew Kissing Ashley's Backside?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Toon Star: 'We Deserve To Be In Top Four'!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Redknapp Warns Of Sad Future For Fans!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Is Leon Best Lazy?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Big Dunc Back On The Scene
- Newcastle United Wed 19th October
Pardew Now Has 'Belief'!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Toon 2 Spurs 2
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Did Tweet Get Defoe Dropped?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
What Were You Watching 'Arry Old Son?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Ashley Is Actually Communicating With The Fans Now!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Two-Faced Redknapp Takes Dig At Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Pardew: 'We Have A Strong Bench Now'
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Did Relegation Help Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Will Someone Give The Spurs 'Poisoned Dwarf' A Reality Check!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Santon Attitude Is A Concern
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Shola Looking To End His Career In Style
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Toon Knock Back Perch Offer!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Foreigners Out To Destroy Premiership!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Barton Laughs At Giggs' Plan To Sue Twitter
- Newcastle United Mon 17th October
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur 16 Oct 2011
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
Newcastle 2-2 Tottenham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 16th October
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur 16 Oct 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Why Do Toon Fans Still Doubt Pardew?
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Pedro Promotion? Or A Step Down?
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Pardew Hopes His Players Have A 'Swagger'
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Ex-Toon Striker Signs For Seasiders
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Can Taylor Stop Adebayor?
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Pressure On Obertan
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Will Ashley Be Wearing His Spurs Shirt On Sunday?
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
How England Could Tip Toon's Fortunes
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Parker Returns - Will He Get A Warm Welcome?
- Newcastle United Sat 15th October
Pardew Happy To Let Mackems Be The Club In 'Crisis'
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Old Man Becks (And The Baggage) For White Hart Lane?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Shay Given Still Hurt By Snub!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Taylor Good Enough For England?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th October
Spurs Striker Could Miss Toon Trip
- Newcastle United Thu 13th October
Redknapp And Newcastle's Ex-Skipper
- Newcastle United Thu 13th October
Toon Face Spurs Side Back In Form!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th October
Gazza On The Facts Of Life ... And Wayne Rooney
- Newcastle United Thu 13th October
Toon Gutted By Lennon Strike!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th October
Ginola Tips Toon For Europe!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th October
Guthrie In No Hurry - Neither Are Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th October
Cabaye Gets Over French Hurdle
- Newcastle United Thu 13th October
Demba Ba Happy To Give The Toon No. 9 A Miss
- Newcastle United Thu 13th October
Pardew Has Had A 'Happy' International Break
- Newcastle United Thu 13th October
The Luck Of The Irish
- Newcastle United Thu 13th October
What Ireland Have To Do To Qualify ...
- Newcastle United Wed 12th October
The Smell Of Garlic On Tyneside
- Newcastle United Wed 12th October
West Ham Turned Down For 'White Elephant' Stadium!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Bizarre Quote From Toon Keeger!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Toon's French Star Determined To Play
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
It's 'Water Off A Duck's Back' To Leon Best!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Idiotic African Mentality Hits Premiership Again
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
If You Think Ben Afra Spends More Time Abroad Than On Tyneside ...
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Has Harper Ruined His Career?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th October
Toon Relive That Game We All Want To Forget!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th October
Can England Win Euro 2012? Please Vote!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
Fulham To Share With Chelsea? A None Starter!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
Former Toon Keeper Wants To See Right Attitude
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
Cabaye Injury Latest!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
Toon Skipper Plays Down Talk Of Europe
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
'Wally With The Brolly' Turns Down Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
International Break Eases Pardew Problems
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
Bellamy The Star ... Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
Sir Bobby's Auction Has Started
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
Part Of St James' Park Is On E-Bay!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
Rovers Want Gosling!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
Toon Fans Have To Travel To Anfield On A Friday Night
- Newcastle United Sun 9th October
Given Gaff Nearly Costs Toon
- Newcastle United Fri 7th October
Toon Keeper: 'I Want To Be No. 1'
- Newcastle United Fri 7th October
Sammy Is Ready For The Fight
- Newcastle United Fri 7th October
Frenchman Waits For Toon Chance
- Newcastle United Fri 7th October
Toon Defender Helps Promotion Push
- Newcastle United Fri 7th October
Dyer Nearing The End Of The Road
- Newcastle United Fri 7th October
Toon Defender Snubs Call From His Country
- Newcastle United Fri 7th October
The Time Newcastle Could Have Changed The World!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th October
Keegan Tips Toon For Top Six
- Newcastle United Fri 7th October
Løvenkrands 'Every Toon Player Should Have To Fight For Place'
- Newcastle United Thu 6th October
History Points To Top Five Finish For Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th October
Toon Boss Makes Top 10 Richest List!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th October
Coloccini: 'Good Start Was So Important To Team Building'
- Newcastle United Thu 6th October
Scousers Write Off Title Hopes - What About Toon?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th October
If The FA 'Cheating' Us - Or Is Ameobi Cheating Himself?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th October
Former Toon Star: 'Playing Away From Wembley Could Help'
- Newcastle United Thu 6th October
Harper Won't Move On In January Transfer Window!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th October
Shearer On The Double
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Toon Star Granted Leave Of Absence
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Whatever Happened To The Man Who Brought In Kevin Keegan?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Toon Reserves Hammer Trotters
- Newcastle United Wed 5th October
Mackems Paving The Way To Sack Bruce?
- Newcastle United Tue 4th October
Former Toon Favourite Misses His Own Swansong
- Newcastle United Tue 4th October
'Centre Partin' Dents Ginola's Toon Return
- Newcastle United Tue 4th October
Pardew: 'Toon Fans Aren't Thinking Champions League'
- Newcastle United Tue 4th October
Gutierrez No Longer 'All Fur Coat And No Knickers'
- Newcastle United Tue 4th October
Taylor: 'Toon Wingers Didn't Have Room To Attack'
- Newcastle United Tue 4th October
Toon Target Having Tough Time With The Boo-Boys!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th October
Shearer: 'Liverpool Is NOT Too Big For Carroll'
- Newcastle United Tue 4th October
Pub Landlady Takes On Sky TV And WINS!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th October
Has Shearer The Balls To Be A Manager?
- Newcastle United Tue 4th October
Irish Boss Hits Out At 'Lazy' Leon Best!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th October
Barton's Boys Take A Battering
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd October
Wally With The Brolly Quits!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd October
Nicky Butt Stunts Steve Bruce's Progress
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd October
Pardew's 'Hard Work' Gets Toon Into Top Four
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd October
Toon Move Up To Third
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
Clean Sheet For Toon Keeper
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
The Rivalry That Has Ruined England's Chances!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
'Honest' Pardew A Refreshing Change - Are You Watching Dalglish?
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
Sammy's Geordie Roots Under Question?
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
One More For Toon's French Revolution?
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
Wolves 1 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
Miffed Mackem Hits Out At Toon Mugging
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
What Tevez REALLY Said!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
Two Weeks Looking Down At The World Before Spurs
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd October
Former Toon Boss Wants Tevez On Loan
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Santon Will Take Time To Acclimatise
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Gosling Says His Time Is 'Now'!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
When Will Pardew Win Over The Fans?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
How Good Are We? Pardew Says 'Wait And See'
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Humble Krul 'I Am Still Learning From My Teachers'
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Go And See Coloccini Pick Up His Honour
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Nobby Battles Through 'Embarrassing' Bankruptcy
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Toon Under-21 International Heads To Darlo!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Team lineups: Wolverhampton Wanderers v Newcastle United 01 Oct 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October
Wolverhampton 1-2 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sat 1st October