Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Xisco Fancies Spain Rather Than ICI City!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Barton Set For England Cap?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Andy Carroll - Too Much Too Soon?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Pardew Looks At Walking Wounded
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Taylor: 'I Never Wanted To Leave Newcastle'
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Tavernier Stays At Gateshead
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Enrique Wants New Contract!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Ashley To Accept New Offer For Carroll?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Tyneside Waits On Carroll Decision!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Ireland Fails Medical?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Martins Moves To Brum!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Toon Knock Back £35m For Carroll!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Liverpool Offer Carroll £80,000 Per Week
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Carroll Wants Transfer!!!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Andy Carroll WANTS To Join Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st January
Given Heading To The Championship?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th January
Enrique Up For Grabs?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th January
Clarky Believes Arsenal Are Beatable
- Newcastle United Sun 30th January
Pardew Goes Easy On Nolan And Guthrie
- Newcastle United Sun 30th January
Redknapp Shows What Sort Of Man He Is!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th January
Stephen Ireland Signs On Loan!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th January
Clarky's Battlers Fall 2-1
- Newcastle United Sun 30th January
Woodgate On Loan?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th January
Is Pardew Hiding His Disappointment?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th January
Smogs Want Xisco!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th January
Toon Youngsters To Face Man Utd
- Newcastle United Fri 28th January
Toon Heading 'Doon By The Riverside'
- Newcastle United Fri 28th January
NUFC Box Offices Changes
- Newcastle United Fri 28th January
Iranian Thief Stole Gosling's Wallet!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th January
Larsson Is Going To Wembley - Not Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th January
Ben Arfa Could Be Back In Action Soon
- Newcastle United Thu 27th January
Pardew Ready For TWO Signings!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th January
Carver Not Setting His Aims Too High
- Newcastle United Thu 27th January
End Of The Road For Former Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Thu 27th January
Best Gets International Call Up
- Newcastle United Thu 27th January
Campbell Wants Celtic Move
- Newcastle United Thu 27th January
Fan Gives Reason For Punch!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th January
Keys And Gray Sacking - You Vote!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th January
Barton Set For 5-Year Deal!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th January
Toon Players Have Break In Portugal
- Newcastle United Tue 25th January
Toon Defender Back In Training
- Newcastle United Tue 25th January
N'Zogbia For Liverpool?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th January
Pardew Late Substitutions Backfired?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th January
Ashley Blows £1m In A Night!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th January
QPR Rubbish Toon Rumours
- Newcastle United Tue 25th January
Ireland Keen On Move To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th January
Shola Could Go Against Pardew's Wishes
- Newcastle United Tue 25th January
Brum Can Rule Out Ameobi Deal!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th January
Routledge Puts Himself A Step Nearer Deal
- Newcastle United Mon 24th January
Toon Blow It As Mackems Move Seven Points Clear
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd January
Toon 1 Spurs 1
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd January
The One Toon Player Shearer Never Seemed To Like!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd January
It's That Time Of Year Again - Radford Goal Haunts Us Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd January
Coloccini - The New Bobby Moncur!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd January
Redknapp: 'Credit To Newcastle'
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd January
Did Larsson Say 'Yes' To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd January
Simpson's 'Fundamental Mistakes' Getting Costly!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd January
Rednapp Talks About Toon's 'Wiinners'
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd January
Routledge Makes His Move Back To QPR
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd January
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur 22 Jan 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd January
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur 22 Jan 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 21st January
Juventus Midfielder Wants Move To Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st January
Spurs Will Be A Big Test For Pardew
- Newcastle United Fri 21st January
Six On The Trot For Mighty Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st January
Sol Campbell - Does Anyone Want Him?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st January
Pardew To Meet Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st January
Hughton Wins Award!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st January
Toon Ravaged By Injuries!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st January
Put Aside Relegation Talk - Aim For Europe!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th January
Does Hughes Have The Edge In Shaun Wright-Phillips Bidding?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th January
Carroll To Sit Out Spurs Game
- Newcastle United Wed 19th January
D-Day For Alan Smith - Results Of Scan Due
- Newcastle United Wed 19th January
Bent Says Goodbye To The 'Dark Side'!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th January
Carver On Short-Term Deal!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th January
Routledge Out To Make Way For New Signing!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th January
Ranger: 'I'm Back!'
- Newcastle United Tue 18th January
Nolan Leadership Qualities As Good As Shearer?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th January
Ameobi Heading State Side!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th January
Offers Come In For Joey Barton!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th January
Forster Aims High At Celtic
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Will Ashley Take The Dosh For Carroll?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Pardew Says His Players 'Switched Off'
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Bruce Blasts Barton For 'Leading The Orchestra'!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Mackems 1 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Close Down Stadium of Light For Two Games!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Mackems Threw Darts And Bottles Of Urine At Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Bent Has Had Enough - He Wants A Move!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Robbie Keane NO To Brum - Will The Toon Make Move?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Routledge Set To Move On?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Calderwood Wants Airey For Hibs!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Toon Monitor Taff Defender
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Coloccini Was Masterclass In Tyne-Wear Derby
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Nolan Tells Shola: 'It Was My Goal Mate!'
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Mackem Thug Turns Up At Toon Training Ground!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th January
Condolences As Nat Lofthouse Dies
- Newcastle United Sun 16th January
City Go Top And West Ham Set To Sack Grant!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th January
Zenden Wants To 'Thank Newcastle For 5-1'!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th January
Barton Harms His England Chances By Hitting Out At Capello
- Newcastle United Sun 16th January
Team lineups: Sunderland v Newcastle United 16 Jan 2011
- Newcastle United Sun 16th January
FM Preview: Sunderland v Newcastle United 16 Jan 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 15th January
Keane Set To Sign For £6m!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th January
Pardew To Unleash Gosling At Some Stage On Sunday!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th January
Bruce Admits His Players Were 'Pulling Caravans' At St James'
- Newcastle United Sat 15th January
Carroll Loses Battle!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th January
Barton Offered New Contract
- Newcastle United Sat 15th January
Man Utd To Face Toon In Cup Tie?
- Newcastle United Sat 15th January
'Hatred' Is A Big Word - But That's The Toon-Wear Derby For You!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th January
Does Shola Know The National Anthem?
- Newcastle United Sat 15th January
The Day The Toon Had The Mackem Groundsman In Tears!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th January
Scouse Derby Is Peanuts Compared To Toon-Mackems!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th January
Bothroyd Signing Could Call Time On Best's Hopes!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th January
Pardew Enters New Territory With Derby Fixture
- Newcastle United Fri 14th January
Wages Stands In The Way Of Wright-Phillips Deal!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th January
Bruce: 'I've Been In Hiding Since 5-1'!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th January
Gary Speed: 'I Flashed My Backside At Sir Bobby'!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th January
Directions For Those Missing 30,000 Mackems!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th January
Former Toon Midfielder Has 'Lost The Plot'!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th January
Shola Looks Certain To Start Against Mackems
- Newcastle United Thu 13th January
What 5under1and Side Will Turn Up?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th January
Toon 3 Hibs 3
- Newcastle United Thu 13th January
Harper Wants To Do The Double Over Mackems!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th January
Ziani Heading To Toon?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th January
Bruce Says 5-1 Will Stay With His Players 'For Evermore'!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th January
Who Will Become A Legend On Sunday?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th January
Nolan Strikes Out At FA!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th January
Coloccini Blames 'Distractions' For Cup Defeat
- Newcastle United Wed 12th January
Derby Too Soon For Gosling
- Newcastle United Wed 12th January
Don't Get Too Excited Scousers - Kenny Was Rubbish At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th January
Mackems Build Their Foundations On Shearer!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th January
Bramble's Favourite Derby Was Toon Winning 4-1 At Sunderland!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th January
Is Best The Real Deal Or Was It The Luck Of The Irish?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th January
Not The Toon Again ... Is It?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th January
Bellars Arrested In Cardiff!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th January
Hughton Answers Questions (Well ... Sort Of)
- Newcastle United Wed 12th January
Best Wants To Play 'Biggest Game Of My Career'
- Newcastle United Wed 12th January
Malbranque Hopes Mackems Win Battle Of Cup Flops!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Larsson Heads To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Clarky Signs Toon Defender!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Toon Appeal Red Card
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Former Toon Vice-Chairman Dies
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Stevenage Supporter Has Been Tracked Down!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Carroll Could Miss Derby Fixture!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Ashley And Barton Have A History!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Stevenage Fan To Be Locked Up!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Tiote Misses Three Games!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Wenger Has No Interest In Campbell
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Larsson Says 'No' To Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Missing Mackems Told To Get There Early!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th January
Birmingham Chase Toon Target!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th January
Owen Not Surprised At Liverpool's Sad Plight
- Newcastle United Mon 10th January
And We Thought Toon v Mackems Was Passionate!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th January
Pardew Wants Two Signings ... NOW!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th January
Stevenage Investigate Punch Incident
- Newcastle United Mon 10th January
How The Israelites Played A Part In Toon Downfall!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th January
5-1 Still Haunts 5under1and Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th January
Nolan Comes Clean - Pardew Loses The Plot!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th January
Sad Day For North-East Football!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th January
Stevenage 3 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 9th January
Westley: 'I Told Them To Hit Newcastle For FIVE'!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th January
Pardew Excuse Is Utter Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th January
The Truth Behind That Carroll Injury?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th January
Ranger Back To His Troubled Ways?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th January
Do You Know This Supporter?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th January
Blessing In Disguise - Arsenal Want Campbell Back!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th January
The Blue Toon Shirt Will Go Down In History!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th January
Of Course Greedy Owen Is Happy - He's Getting A Fortune!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th January
The Reason Why Ashley Dumped Hughton For Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th January
Krul Back In The Starting Line-Up!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th January
West Ham Set To Sign Toon Target As Pardew Has Rethink!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th January
Pardew Could Put Out A Reserve Side!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th January
Pardew Sorts Out The Defence!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th January
Ranger Knows He Has Blown His Chance!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th January
The Sunbed Kid Signs Two Toon Youngsters
- Newcastle United Sat 8th January
Vuckic Signs New Deal!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th January
Leeds Will Not Sign Smith!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th January
Team lineups: Stevenage v Newcastle United 08 Jan 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 8th January
Stevenage Remembered
- Newcastle United Fri 7th January
Shearer's 'Best Mate' Gets The Sack!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th January
Do Newcastle Fans Know More Than Keegan?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th January
Keane Could Still End Up At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th January
Leeds Fans 'Unhappy' About Smith Interest!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th January
Pardew Set For Signing!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th January
Carroll Heads Off For A Tan
- Newcastle United Fri 7th January
Stevenage Warning To Toon - We Give Warning To Stevenage!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th January
Former Toon Star Remembers Stevenage Insults!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th January
Toon 5 West Ham 0
- Newcastle United Thu 6th January
Best Makes His Point In Spectacular Style!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th January
Spurs Bid Not What It Seems!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th January
Final Nail In Avram Grant's Coffin?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th January
Gosling Ready For Debut!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th January
Are The Mackems Getting The Best Out Of 'Calamity Titus'?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th January
Pardew Delight At Victory Over The Club That Dumped Him!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th January
Pardew To Make A Signing Tomorrow?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th January
It's Back To Normal For The Toon 'Rock'!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th January
Pardew: 'Get Off Barton's Back'!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th January
Toon FA Cup Tie A 'Banana Skin'?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th January
Carroll Goal Wipes Smile Off Bellamy's Face!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th January
Nolan: 'Life Goes On Without Andy'
- Newcastle United Wed 5th January
Løvenkrands: 'Have I Done Enough?'
- Newcastle United Wed 5th January
Larsson To Toon On A Free?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th January
Toon Can Do Without The Beckham 'Roadshow'!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th January
Taylor: 'Why I Turned Down Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th January
Pardew - Best And Worst Times At West Ham!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th January
Pardew Raves About Tiote
- Newcastle United Wed 5th January
Pardew: 'Carroll Is Like Dean Ashton'
- Newcastle United Wed 5th January
Toon Make First Signing Of Transfer Window!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th January
Team lineups: Newcastle United v West Ham United 05 Jan 2011
- Newcastle United Wed 5th January
FM Preview: Newcastle United v West Ham United 05 Jan 2011
- Newcastle United Tue 4th January
Taylor Turns Down Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th January
David Beckham Latest ...
- Newcastle United Tue 4th January
Forget Keane Loan Deal - Money Up Front Or Nothing!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th January
Toon Make Inquiry At Man City!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th January
Shola Leads The Line Against West Ham!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th January
Hammers Unbeaten In Four
- Newcastle United Tue 4th January
Wigan 0 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd January
Beckham To Sign For The Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd January
Pardew Confirms Interest In Spurs Duo!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd January
Pardew Wants To Take Rain-Check On Derby Day!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd January
Ameobi Says 'Clean Sheet Was So Important'
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd January
Ferguson Is NOT After Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd January
Graham Poll Would 'Nail' Barton If He Was Referee!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd January
Harper 'Experience' The Backbone To Toon 'Shut Out'!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd January
Campbell To Leave In Transfer Window!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd January
Pardew Fears Being Sucked Into The Relegation Fight!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd January
Ashley's Golden Boy Gets New 5-Year Deal
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd January
Martinez Reminds Us The Toon Play With 11 Players!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd January
Carroll Injury Could Be Worse Than We Feared!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd January
Toon Defender Says Xmas Fixture List Is 'Too Much'!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd January
Enrique: 'We Are Not Spurs - We Are More Like West Ham'
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd January
Pardew: 'Players Will Try Harder Without Carroll'
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd January
Who Starts Against Wigan - Krul Or Harper?
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd January
Team lineups: Wigan Athletic v Newcastle United 02 Jan 2011
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd January
FM Preview: Wigan Athletic v Newcastle United 02 Jan 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 1st January