Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Hughton Has 'Core' Of Team In Place
- Newcastle United Fri 30th April
No 'Short List' At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 30th April
Has Hughton Pulling Power?
- Newcastle United Fri 30th April
Toon Friendly Date
- Newcastle United Fri 30th April
Does Money Talk At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th April
Can You See Puyol Taking £35,000 A Week At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th April
Rangers Set To Fight Norwich For Forster
- Newcastle United Thu 29th April
Toon Striker Repays Faith
- Newcastle United Thu 29th April
Carroll Says World Cup Talk Was 'Mad'!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th April
What Balloon Can Ramage Burst?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th April
Butt Reflects On His Six Rollercoaster Years
- Newcastle United Thu 29th April
Duff Could Help Put Burnley Into Europe Next Season!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th April
Toon Reserves Triumph Over Millers
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
Harewood Saved That 103 Year Record
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
QPR Face Toon In High Spirits
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
Loftus Road ... Not The Most Atmospheric Of Grounds ... But ...
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
Former Toon Defender In The Dock for Goading Villa Fans
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
Nobby's Nuts ... Can He Control Them?
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
Barton Admits 'I Cannot Take My Drink'!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
Shearer And Barton 'Make Up'
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
Carroll Should Be 'More Greedy' Says Hughton
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
Taylor For Barcelona? Utter Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
Gutiérrez Is In The Shop Window
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
Newcastle ... The TRUE Football City!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th April
Toon Break Attendance Record!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th April
Former Toon Coach Will Not Take The Blame For Relegation
- Newcastle United Mon 26th April
What Happened To Gutierrez and Lovenkrands?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th April
Hughton Looks Forward
- Newcastle United Mon 26th April
Toon In Holiday Mode?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th April
Butt Says Goodbye To Toon Army
- Newcastle United Mon 26th April
Toon Promotion 'A Monumental Effort'
- Newcastle United Mon 26th April
Butt Heading To Ipswich?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th April
Ashley Five Times Richer Than Sting!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th April
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Ipswich Town 24 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 24th April
Newcastle United 2 Ipswich Town 2
- Newcastle United Sat 24th April
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Ipswich Town 24 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd April
Man Utd Chase Toon Youngster!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd April
Who Said: 'You're Not As Good As Us!'?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd April
Former Toon Star Arrested!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd April
Former Toon Coach Adds Another Disaster To His CV
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd April
Joey Barton - You Won't Get Rid Of Me!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd April
Newcastle - 20th Richest Club In The World!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd April
Elsewhere In The Championship ...
- Newcastle United Wed 21st April
Nolan - The New Shearer?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st April
Tough This Year? Harper Had Better Brace Himself!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st April
Reserves Kick Clarky's Boys Into Touch
- Newcastle United Wed 21st April
Plymouth - Perfect Hosts
- Newcastle United Wed 21st April
Toon Run Goes On And On
- Newcastle United Tue 20th April
Mariner Blasts Poor Finishing
- Newcastle United Tue 20th April
Had Nolan Been 'Partying' Before The Match?
- Newcastle United Tue 20th April
Shearer And That Missed Penalty
- Newcastle United Tue 20th April
Tractor Boys Still In Second Gear
- Newcastle United Tue 20th April
The Day Shearer Laughed In Keane's Face!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th April
Toon Star Says: 'We Won't Win 90% Of Our Games Next Season'
- Newcastle United Tue 20th April
Speed: 'Toon Back Where They Belong!'
- Newcastle United Tue 20th April
Is Milner Worth £24m?
- Newcastle United Tue 20th April
Toon Goalkeeper 'As Good As It Gets'!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Reading Record Out Of Toon's Reach
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Toon Cannot Complain - Look At Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Coloccini Better Live Than On TV!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Worry About The Premiership? Let Them Worry About US!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Hughton: 'I Am Who I Am!'
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Hall To Replace Fabricio Coloccini?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Third Time Lucky For Simpson?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Open Top Bus Parade? Toon Fans Split
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Team lineups: Plymouth Argyle v Newcastle United 19 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Well Dennis ... What Do You Say Now About Toon Army?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Champions!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
Plymouth Argyle 0 Newcastle United 2
- Newcastle United Mon 19th April
FM Preview: Plymouth Argyle v Newcastle United 19 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Sun 18th April
Smogs Weren't Up For The Fight!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th April
Ashley WON'T Be Tempted To Cash In This Time!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th April
Toon Striker To Miss Plymouth Title Decider
- Newcastle United Sun 18th April
Toon Players To Catch The Bus To Plymouth?
- Newcastle United Sun 18th April
Hughton Confident Of A Result At Plymouth
- Newcastle United Sun 18th April
Toon Can Put Another Nail In Mariner's Coffin
- Newcastle United Sun 18th April
Hughton To Let Hall Go?
- Newcastle United Sat 17th April
Newcastle Side Better Than 1993?
- Newcastle United Sat 17th April
Sir John Battles On
- Newcastle United Sat 17th April
Toon Kids Blow Big Chance
- Newcastle United Sat 17th April
Does Maradona Deserve Some Credit For Toon Promotion?
- Newcastle United Sat 17th April
Coloccini: 'My Future Is On Tyneside'
- Newcastle United Sat 17th April
Smogs Must Be Gutted!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th April
Hang On - How Old Is Milner?
- Newcastle United Fri 16th April
Former Toon Star Hails Best Manager EVER!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th April
Ashley Won't Shower Hughton With Millions
- Newcastle United Fri 16th April
Toon Don't Want Trophy At Plymouth!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th April
Former Toon Star Wants New Stoke Contract
- Newcastle United Thu 15th April
Former Toon Striker Says 'Simple Is Best'
- Newcastle United Thu 15th April
Don't Believe Forest Boss - Toon Set For Premiership Stay!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th April
Taxi For Simpson!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th April
Bet You Cannot Wait For The Sunday Sun Speculation, Eh?
- Newcastle United Thu 15th April
Who Stays - Krul Or Forster?
- Newcastle United Thu 15th April
Chelsea Waiting For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 15th April
Nolan To Topple Barnes And Nobby?
- Newcastle United Thu 15th April
Toon To Ask For More Medals?
- Newcastle United Thu 15th April
Newcastle To Play Rangers!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th April
Hughton Isn't Celebrating - But We Are!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th April
Five In Four For Knock-Out Nolan!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th April
Toon Give Reading A Lesson
- Newcastle United Wed 14th April
Hughton Wants To Go 'Ton-Up'!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th April
Reading Boss Praises 'Galvanised' Toon
- Newcastle United Wed 14th April
Toon Check On Youngster - Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th April
Mixing With The Green Army!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th April
Toon Blank At Home Park
- Newcastle United Wed 14th April
Jose Enrique For Spain?
- Newcastle United Wed 14th April
Shearer Should Not Have Been Given No 9 Shirt!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th April
Daily Express Reporter Once Again Slags Off Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th April
Team lineups: Reading v Newcastle United 13 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Tue 13th April
Reading 1 Newcastle United 3
- Newcastle United Tue 13th April
FM Preview: Reading v Newcastle United 13 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
'Different Obstacles' Ahead For Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
No Bombs At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Man Utd Dirty Tricks Again?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Ginola Performance From Gutierrez
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Toon Edge That Closer To Title!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Kadar Hamstring Injury
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Toon Players In 'Pole Position' Have No Guarantees
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Thief Nicks Toon Champagne!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
The Madejski Experience
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Reading And Memories Of Allardyce
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Gutierrez And 'My Mate Lionel Messi'
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Toon Star Hits Back At Critics
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Mackem Says 'Bragging Rights' Up For Grabs
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Why Did Ashley Knock Back Open Top Bus?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th April
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Blackpool 10 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 10th April
Newcastle United 4 Blackpool 1
- Newcastle United Sat 10th April
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Blackpool 10 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Fri 9th April
Toon Could Repay Forest Help
- Newcastle United Fri 9th April
Toon Kids Set Up Final Appearance
- Newcastle United Fri 9th April
Harewood For Toon ... On A Free
- Newcastle United Fri 9th April
Toon Better Odds Than Liverpool In Premiership
- Newcastle United Fri 9th April
Challenging for Europe?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th April
Duff One Of The 'Slackers' We Were Pleased To See Go?
- Newcastle United Thu 8th April
A Million Thanks To Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th April
Ashley - Take A Long Hard Look At The Man You Will Never Be!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th April
Sir John Remembers That Night At Grimsby
- Newcastle United Thu 8th April
Daily Express Hammers Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th April
Hughton Must Brace Himself For Goalkeeper Problem!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th April
Toon Set For Youth Cup Final?
- Newcastle United Thu 8th April
The Mackem Player Sir Bobby Failed To Get
- Newcastle United Thu 8th April
Toon Star Insists Ashley Must Spend!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th April
Where Do They Get Their Figures From?
- Newcastle United Wed 7th April
Toon Reserves Fall At Bradford
- Newcastle United Wed 7th April
Has Ashley Put Right All His Wrongs?
- Newcastle United Wed 7th April
Coloccini: 'We Know What Promotion Means To Fans'
- Newcastle United Wed 7th April
Jose Enrique Has Made A Big Impression On Pancrate
- Newcastle United Wed 7th April
Coloccini Inspires Toon Win
- Newcastle United Tue 6th April
Forest Handed Toon Promotion
- Newcastle United Tue 6th April
Hughton 'Bursting With Pride'
- Newcastle United Tue 6th April
Toon Face Tough Task On Saturday
- Newcastle United Tue 6th April
Holloway Sets Sights On St James' Park
- Newcastle United Tue 6th April
Doncaster Can Hand Toon The Title!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th April
Toon 'Never Say Die' Attitude Wins Again!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th April
Mackems Send 'Welcome Home' Messages
- Newcastle United Tue 6th April
Toon Fans Tell Hughton 'Stay Clear Of Beckford'!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th April
Relegation Could Have Done Us Good!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th April
Nolan: 'Let's Finish The Job And Pick Up The Title'
- Newcastle United Tue 6th April
Blades - Like Lambs To The Slaughter?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th April
Only Harper And Butt Still Standing
- Newcastle United Mon 5th April
Cardiff Could Do The Job For Us
- Newcastle United Mon 5th April
Every Toon Player Wants To Play In This One!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th April
Blades To Decide On Little
- Newcastle United Mon 5th April
Shola Says He Is 'Down The Pecking Order'
- Newcastle United Mon 5th April
Looking For A Leon Best Fan
- Newcastle United Mon 5th April
Who Got The Boos - Butt Or Barton?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th April
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Sheffield United 05 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Mon 5th April
Newcastle United 2 Sheffield United 1
- Newcastle United Mon 5th April
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Sheffield United 05 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Sun 4th April
Mathematics Don't Matter - TOON ARE PROMOTED!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th April
Hughton Wants Reward For The Fans
- Newcastle United Sun 4th April
Johnson Runs The Rule Over Toon And Posh
- Newcastle United Sun 4th April
Posh Took Us All The Way!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th April
Brentford Set To Dump Former Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Sun 4th April
St James' Park - Where Men Are Men!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th April
Barton Wants Credit To Be Shared
- Newcastle United Sun 4th April
50,000 For Promotion Party?
- Newcastle United Sun 4th April
Team lineups: Peterborough United v Newcastle United 03 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd April
Peterborough United 2 Newcastle United 3
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd April
FM Preview: Peterborough United v Newcastle United 03 Apr 2010
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd April
Belgian Star Has Bigger Fish Than Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd April
Former Toon No 2 Won't Hold Talks
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd April
Ameobi Could Lead The Line At Peterborough
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd April
No Toon Move For Striker
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd April
Newcastle Skipper Returns To Action
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd April
Toon Fairs Cup Coach Honoured
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd April
Ashley Not As Keen As Hughton For New Deal?
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd April
Labour Plans Are Utter Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd April
Has Shola Entered The Race?
- Newcastle United Thu 1st April
Ashley Faces Major Dilemma With Toon Players!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st April
Newcastle To Release Pancrate!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st April
Is Williamson Premiership Quality?
- Newcastle United Thu 1st April
Toon Star Gives The 'Secret Of Success'!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st April
Charlie Boy To Leave Wigan
- Newcastle United Thu 1st April
Paddy Power Pay Out On Promotion
- Newcastle United Thu 1st April
At Least One Mackem Happy At Toon Return!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st April