Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Owen Tells Us How Good He Is!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Capello 'Thumbs up'?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Butt Sent Information Back To Ferguson!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Ronaldo Made Man Utd 'Predictable'!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Chopra's Boot Are Smoking Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Magilton Hopes To Keep The Toon At Bay!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Hughton Set For Changes!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Toon Winger Looks To South Africa!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Jonas Fears 'Cup Final' Mentality!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Hughton Warns Against Complacency!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Shearer Or Hughton?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Hughton Says Keegan Was Right!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
Newcastle United 1 Queens Park Rangers 1
- Newcastle United Wed 30th September
FootyMAD's Queens Park Rangers match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 29th September
Magpies Can Forget Meite!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th September
Taylor: 'That Was For Sir Bobby'!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th September
A Great Journey Back To Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th September
Nolan Makes History!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th September
Nolan's Goals For His Little Pride And Joy!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th September
The 'Tragedy' That Ashley Has Caused!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th September
Ramage Eats His Words!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th September
Hughton Faces Argi Loss As Maradona Struggles!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th September
Meite Heading To Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th September
Former Toon Star 'The New Torres'?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th September
Bellars Made Me A Better Manager - Zola!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th September
Keane Wants Toon Experience!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th September
Hughton Battles On DESPITE Ashley Upheaval!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th September
Mackems In A Geordie-Wonderland!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th September
The Chance The Toon Have Been Waiting For!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th September
Nolan's Pep-Talk!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th September
All Change At Darlo!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th September
Palace Shock Win Spurs On Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th September
Keane Facing The Sack!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th September
Sir Bobby Inspired Toon Victory!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th September
Nolan The Toast Of Geordieland!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th September
Ashley Gets The Hint!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th September
No Instant Reply To Compensation Wrangle!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th September
Why Is Owen One Of The Most Hated Men In Football?
- Newcastle United Sat 26th September
Harewood Ready To Repay Geordies For Their Faith!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th September
Toon Face 'Long Ball' Game After Game!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th September
Keegan Never Rated Enrique!
- Newcastle United Sat 26th September
Team line-ups v Ipswich Town
- Newcastle United Sat 26th September
Ipswich Town 0 Newcastle United 4
- Newcastle United Sat 26th September
FootyMAD's Ipswich Town match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 25th September
Ipswich Team News
- Newcastle United Fri 25th September
Harewood In Squad!
- Newcastle United Fri 25th September
Ashley Wants Sympathy
- Newcastle United Fri 25th September
Good On Yer Tractor Boys!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th September
Hughton Trying To Push Through Harewood Deal!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th September
This Is NOT What Toon Fans Are Used To!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th September
Shearer Could Be Toon Boss Next Week!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th September
Ipswich Do Our Man Proud!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th September
Toon Skipper Apologises!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th September
Sir Bobby Was Hurt By Ipswich Defeat!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th September
Posh Boss Won't Have His Win 'Devalued'!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd September
Was Hughton Right?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd September
Krul Stops A Right Thumping!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd September
Oh Dear - It WAS The Wrong Magpies!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd September
Hughton Made A Mess Of It!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd September
Bellars Should Have 'Lamped' Man U Fan!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd September
Moat Sets Another Deadline - No. 185!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd September
Keegan's Rejects £4m Pay-Off!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd September
Ashley Did Not Pick The Team!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd September
No Cup Of Sorrow From Butt!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd September
Team line-ups v Peterborough United
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd September
Peterborough United 2 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd September
Carroll Still Not At His Best!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Why Did The Toon Make Hard Work Of It?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
The Final Nail In The Coffin For Sturrock?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Sir Bobby's Tenth Anniversary!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Our Show Of Respect For Sir Bobby!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Harewood Deal To Be Concluded This Week!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
He Ran Roond St James With His ....
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Simon Cowell - The New Steven Taylor?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Toon Back On That Rollercoaster!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Championship 'Not Healthy' - Says Sturrock!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Keegan To 'Blow Ashley Out Of The Water'?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Bellars In Hot Water Again!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Toon's Meeting With Posh!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Bellars And Ex-Mackem Face Charges!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Lineker's Tribute!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Sir Bobby The Key To Man Utd's Prolonged Success!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Bassong All Clear!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Posh Going For Broke!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
Toon Win On The WW1 Battlefield!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st September
'Green Army' On Their Way!
- Newcastle United Sat 19th September
One Player We're Pleased We Missed Out On!
- Newcastle United Sat 19th September
Shearer Future Hanging By A Thread!
- Newcastle United Sat 19th September
Sir Bobby Hung On For St James' Match!
- Newcastle United Sat 19th September
Toon Defender Out In The Cold - In Spain!
- Newcastle United Sat 19th September
Moat Will Be Next Toon Owner!
- Newcastle United Sat 19th September
Houghton Eyes Three Points!
- Newcastle United Sat 19th September
New Signing 'As Fit as A Fiddle'!
- Newcastle United Sat 19th September
Team line-ups v Plymouth Argyle
- Newcastle United Sat 19th September
Newcastle United 3 Plymouth Argyle 1
- Newcastle United Sat 19th September
FootyMAD's Plymouth Argyle match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
Zico Replaces Ketsbaia!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
Toon's Chalk And Cheese Strikers!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
Toon Better Off Without Mercenaries!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
Allardyce Does Deal With Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
Georgian Up For Geordie Fight!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
New Boy Wears The 'Death' Shirt!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
Former Toon Star In Limbo!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
Double Delight - But No Points!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
Toon Goal Dedicated To New Born!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
New Toon Commemorative Shirt!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
Ipswich Fans Do Sir Bobby Proud!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
Unfortunate Goal For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th September
Did Hughton Get Tactics Wrong?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th September
Pool Boss Rattled Toon Cage!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th September
Toon's Unbeaten Run Ends At Bloomfield Road!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th September
Wise Man Keeping His Dignity?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th September
Wise Defends Ashley!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th September
Toon Star Wants Hughton To Be Named Manager!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th September
Butt And 'That Team Meeting'!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th September
Former Toon Defender Hits Out At Celtic!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th September
Toon Wait For 'Green Army'!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th September
Toon Loan Signing?
- Newcastle United Wed 16th September
Blackpool's Current Form ...
- Newcastle United Wed 16th September
Blackpool 2 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Wed 16th September
FootyMAD's Blackpool match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 15th September
What A Difference A Goal Makes!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th September
Hull Striker Looking For Bigger Club!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th September
Owen's Boot Is On The Other Foot!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th September
Harper Set For Record?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th September
Smith The New Roy Keane?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th September
Will Smith's Red Card Be Costly?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th September
Hughton Could Make Major Change!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th September
Former Toon 'Mad Man' Gets The Boot!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th September
Day One Of The KK v Ashley Showdown!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th September
Duff Settles In At The Cottage!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th September
Taffy's Robbed Of A Penalty?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th September
Smith Could Be The Next Scholes!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th September
Coloccini Breaks His Duck!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th September
Toon Off To The Seaside!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th September
Kilgallon Waiting For Newcastle Deal?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th September
Why Didn't Duff Make The Grade At Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th September
Bowyer A 'Racist Thug'?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th September
Ashley Investigated Under The Fraud Act!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
'Togetherness' After Kinnear Shambles!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
Toon Fans Having A 'Time Out' Season!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
Chopra 'I'm Saying Nowt'!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
Almost Like The Keegan Years!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
Hughton Gets The Champagne!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
Albion Keeping The Top Spot Warm For Toon?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
Geordie Boy Wants That 'Premiership Feeling' Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
The Showdown - Keegan v Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
Shearer 'Had His Fill' Of Childish Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
Shola Wins The Battle With Chopra!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
Toon's 'Lone Ranger' Set To Start?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
Team line-ups v Cardiff City
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
Cardiff City 0 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sun 13th September
FootyMAD's Cardiff City match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
Chopra Would Rather Be A Geordie Than Taffy!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
Hughton Has His Feet Under The Table!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
Cardiff Boss Says Toon Are In Wrong Division!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
Carver Set For Lincoln Job?
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
The End Of The Road For Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
Chopra Not Good Enough For The Premiership?
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
Lovenkrands Is Struggling!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
Toon And Boro Go Head To Head!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
Kinnear Never Had A Happy Camp!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
Toon Fans Say It 'Smells Like Team Spirit'!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
The Stiff Test?
- Newcastle United Sat 12th September
Toon Getting The Best Out Of Their Skipper!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th September
Ameobi's Cruel Luck!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th September
Bolton Never Had A Hope Of Getting Nolan!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th September
Kadar - Kid With The Right Attitude!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th September
Former Toon Star Hails Fightback!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th September
Hughton: 'Morale Couldn't Be Higher'!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th September
Pedro And Keegan Stuffed The Bluebirds!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th September
Keeper Praises Defenders!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th September
Krul Will Have To Wait!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th September
Will Toon Council Follow Ipswich?
- Newcastle United Sat 5th September
Cathcart Mystery!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th September
Gutierrez Misses His 'Dream Game'!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th September
Shirts Ooot If You Love The Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th September
Keegan Walks!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th September
Harper Joy Short-Lived?
- Newcastle United Fri 4th September
Ameobi Is Going To Be Missed!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th September
Toon Face 'Cup Final' Every Game!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th September
Was Toon-Mackem Violence Planned?
- Newcastle United Fri 4th September
Toon Stars Sit Out World Cup Qualifier!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th September
Harewood Loan Deal?
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd September
Nolan 'I Never Wanted To Go'!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd September
Viduka U-Turn Takes Him To Upton Park!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd September
Toon Part Company With Fuccillo!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd September
Now Harper Backs Hughton!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd September
Let's Be Grateful Ashley Didn't Sell!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd September
Hughton Admits The Day Was 'Frustrating'!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd September
Ashley's 'Small Pot Of Cash'!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd September
Toon Received Offers For Taylor!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd September
Løvenkrands Tells Fans Not To Expect Too Much!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd September
Cup Deal Up For Sale!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd September
Milner: 'I Didn't Get Stability At Leeds Or Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd September
Playing For Man Utd Means Nothing For Owen!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd September
Auction For Sir Bobby Autographed Ball!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd September
League 'Breather' Leaves Up Top Of The World!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd September
Ashley 'Sceptical' Over Roberts Deal!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st September
Yanks Still Can't Produce The Money!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st September
Another Toon Player Leaves!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st September
Xixco Could Return To Premiership!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st September
Lovenkrands On His Way To Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st September
Hughton Never Doubted Player's Passion!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st September
One Goal Was Always Going To Nick It!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st September
Hughton Longs For 5pm!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st September
Pearson Felt Foxes Could Have Won!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st September